I am beginning to think Unity has stumbled across Albert Fish’s recipe box…
Not sure about that, though. I’m not much of a cook. I have the only kitchen in the world that needs a stove, a refrigerator, and a Lost in Space Robot to flail “Warning! Warning!”
I was gonna try and make Coq Au Vin, but the recipe didn’t say how *much* coco…
I just realized that for some time now I’ve been hearing Unity’s voice and substituting Ashley Burch’s voice. (Tina Tiny from Borderlands, and Hey Ash Whatcha Playing?)
Depends on whose fingers went into the sandwiches, of course.
Speaking of fingers, anybody else notice she seems to have swapped hands between panels one and two? Anywhere else, I’d assume a coloring mistake, but this is UNITY we’re talking about here…
It’s hinted that Unity’s brain may have been cloned from that of Mell W Kelly of “Narbonic” fame. Mell has access to Hammerspace (though she mostly keeps massive guns in it). …so, maybe Unity’s started to develop her latent Mell-powers. That’s worrying.
davidbreslin101: Don’t worry about that; I’m pretty sure she had the ability to make things appear from nowhere from the start. I suspect this universe’s Unity obtains (or obtained) clean cutlery in the same way. I don’t know what else she finds that way.
Well, red wine pairs well with blood – the blood of mammals anyway. Of course, Unity doesn’t have that sort of blood, and it’s somewhat questionable whether she could be classified as a mammal (does she have a very high metabolism? a large, 4-chambered heart?)
I really, really don’t want to know how much “culinary” experimentation U.N.I.T.Y. had to do to find the correct wine to go with butt. It hurts my brain just thinking about thinking about it.
I’m beginning to feel very sorry for boob tip.
…”Boob Tip”?
http://skin-horse.com/comic/whos-this/
It started here. http://skin-horse.com/comic/is-mostly/
I thought we were all calling her boob tip now.
Which is the main main reason I’m sorry for her.
Haven’t Filk’d here in quite awhile but here goes:
Tiptoe through the Tulips – Tiny Tim:
Tip-two, of the two-tips/Here’s a few tips
That might get you through
The strange twists/ of UNI-TY’s menu:
Barb-wire, with merlot pairs/To avoid stares
Just at dinner time
‘cuz butt-foods, in the evening, are fine
And for afters, if the laughters/
what you want to skip
Su-per-balls, make a fine choice, boob-tip
So what have we settled on for guy-Tip? Shlong-Tip? Prick-Tip? There are innumerable ways to spin this…
no-boob tip, of course. http://skin-horse.com/comic/is-mostly/
Of, course that isn’t always accurate. http://skin-horse.com/comic/todays-comic-57/
But… she just said she eats butt-wire for BREAKFAST… but butt-wire is dinner food… but she eats it for brekfast…
ERROR-ERROR-ERROR
“Illogical! Illogical! Please explain!”
“We are not programmed to respond in that area.”
“Logic is a little tweeting bird chirping in meadow. Logic is a wreath of pretty flowers which smell bad.”
Are you sure your circuits are registering correctly? Your ears are green.
I like that Unity drops the rope and gets out the dinnerware. She can’t eat the razorwire if she’s not on top of the wall first…
I am beginning to think Unity has stumbled across Albert Fish’s recipe box…
Not sure about that, though. I’m not much of a cook. I have the only kitchen in the world that needs a stove, a refrigerator, and a Lost in Space Robot to flail “Warning! Warning!”
I was gonna try and make Coq Au Vin, but the recipe didn’t say how *much* coco…
Well, it would have to be one cocoa per van, right?
I was gonna use the stuff with mini marshmallows, too… Smear ’em around in squiggles and call it Coq au Vin a la Richard Feynman…
I just realized that for some time now I’ve been hearing Unity’s voice and substituting Ashley Burch’s voice. (Tina Tiny from Borderlands, and Hey Ash Whatcha Playing?)
Wonder what kind of tea Unity would recommend with fingers sandwiches?
I’m picturing Don Martin’s VERY Special Drink for Our SPECIAL Friend”…
Ha, ha! I remember that! Boy, I’d like to read that one again.
Depends on whose fingers went into the sandwiches, of course.
Speaking of fingers, anybody else notice she seems to have swapped hands between panels one and two? Anywhere else, I’d assume a coloring mistake, but this is UNITY we’re talking about here…
It does look like she switched her arms around…but the thumbs are where they should be, unless her hands can invert themselves…
Whoa! Panel 1 vs. 2 3 and 4. How did she *do* that?
Has Unity been able to pull appropriate props out of stuff-space for a while and I just haven’t noticed?
Yep. I’d almost believe some of her body parts are hollow to store them in.
It’s hinted that Unity’s brain may have been cloned from that of Mell W Kelly of “Narbonic” fame. Mell has access to Hammerspace (though she mostly keeps massive guns in it). …so, maybe Unity’s started to develop her latent Mell-powers. That’s worrying.
davidbreslin101: Don’t worry about that; I’m pretty sure she had the ability to make things appear from nowhere from the start. I suspect this universe’s Unity obtains (or obtained) clean cutlery in the same way. I don’t know what else she finds that way.
Red wine with razor wire?
I know, right? How gauche!
Well, red wine pairs well with blood – the blood of mammals anyway. Of course, Unity doesn’t have that sort of blood, and it’s somewhat questionable whether she could be classified as a mammal (does she have a very high metabolism? a large, 4-chambered heart?)
Well, she says razor wire tastes like butt. And Merlot goes with butt.
opkeeper: [Homer has agreed to purchase a Krusty doll for Bart’s birthday] Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!
Homer: Ooh, that’s bad.
Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free frogurt!
Homer: That’s good.
Shopkeeper: The frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: That’s bad.
Shopkeeper: But you get your choice of toppings.
Homer: That’s good!
Shopkeeper: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
[Homer looks puzzled]
Shopkeeper: …That’s bad.
Homer: Can I go now?
“There’s your problem. Someone set this doll to Evil.”
Uh-huh-huh, Unity’s a buttmunch.
Go on Unity, don’t be a ham, but chew the scenery.
(headdesk)
I really, really don’t want to know how much “culinary” experimentation U.N.I.T.Y. had to do to find the correct wine to go with butt. It hurts my brain just thinking about thinking about it.
If she can pull bottles of wine out of thin air, only one butt need have been involved.
You could also make a good guess if you know what cut of meat a butt is.
Well we taste like pork so…
No we don’t. We taste like veal.
Don’t be silly. The term is “long pig,” not “long young cow.”
That IS an awfully large bottle of wine for eating just one butt, though.
You eat what is available, especially in a post apocalyptic world.
Slow cooked with a nice sweet tomato based sauce and some hot pepper flakes.