There ARE flamethrowers and lasers in the secret base.
But if you put them all at the front door they interfere with each other.
You know the laser can’t burn through the flamethrower output, and you wouldn’t want the temper of the steel in the razor doors to be ruined, would you?
Come to think of this, was this ever a bear at all, or plant matter taking the shape of a bear? Although in that case, why take on the form of a bear? Just be a rampaging Krynoid. [1]
Yup… Robert called it.
‘Tis but a flesh wound.
And a bone wound, and vegetative matter wound . . . still, good call.
There’s only one solution: Eat Them! Someone fetch the tactical salad dressing.
Somehow, eating zombie swamp material seems like a really bad idea.
Which is, in the skin horse universe, usually a sign that it’s a really good idea. like, 80% of the time.
Only if you’re already a zombie.
Where is Unity when you need her?
Pffft! You call this a secret base if it doesn’t have flamethrowers or lasers to zap them with? o_O
And I have a hard time believing that either half is going to be agile. ^_~
At this point I’d settle for just a plain ole room sized microwave oven.
I’d shy away from the jumbo microwave – too much collateral damage (especially if I’m part of the collateral damage).
Just give Unity a weed whacker. Granted, there might be MORE damage, but at least she’s focused.
There ARE flamethrowers and lasers in the secret base.
But if you put them all at the front door they interfere with each other.
You know the laser can’t burn through the flamethrower output, and you wouldn’t want the temper of the steel in the razor doors to be ruined, would you?
Mama Swamp! Call your pet home, NOW, please…..
How’d the back half get inside with them?
The door opened again in the third panel of the last strip
Thank you. I was wondering the same thing.
I did point that out yesterday.
“Born on a mountaintop in Tennessee, doubled a bear when he was fifty three. Peirson! Mr. Peirson! King of the Wild Frontier!”
Come to think of this, was this ever a bear at all, or plant matter taking the shape of a bear? Although in that case, why take on the form of a bear? Just be a rampaging Krynoid. [1]
[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Doctor_Who_universe_creatures_and_aliens_(H%E2%80%93P)#Krynoid
KILL IT WITH FIRE.
Nuke ’em from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
The atom bombs are for when this lot fail. No sooner.
Not according to Mell.
That’s literally what Tip is trying to avoid here.
Are those intestines or carrots? Inquiring minds want to know.
Carrots disguised to look like intestines.
But now they have twice as much mouth!