It’s been strongly hinted in several places that Anasigma/Dr. Lee cloned Unity’s brain from Mell, using genetic material that Helen sold them back in Narbonic.
Unity got the Willie Nelson posters; can’t hurt to see if she got the weapon conjuring as well. Or, well, it can’t hurt anyone we know or care about. Much.
Your not allowed fire arms in elementary schools so she never got Alice. I don’t remember any laws against “Gardening tools” so the machete (Frank?) would be fine.
Teddy. Roosevelts are more memetic badasses than Longbottoms. Plus, the added joke about an elementary school teacher having her teddy on her at all times.
Re: Unity’s pose – In my experience with battling vegetation, punching does not seem to have much effect. Then again, things might work differently if the vegetation is actively moving around.
Two, two machetes in the park,
We’ll strike the weeds on my mark.
It displaces, though it fazes Sweetheart.
Two, two of a kind at our doom,
Fighting the Biomass bloom,
Unity’s close malign counterpart.
It may be that we stumbled in,
To meet our Waterloo.
While Artie’s telling Sergio.
He loves him, he loves him—you think that might be true?
Two, two machetes in the park.
Who is to blame for this lark?
Going on a spree with two machetes in the park…
No, what Unity really needs here is her favorite flamethrower, “Voice of Reason.” I wonder if she can get that to appear out of nowhere. And if she can, I don’t wanna know how.
I thought Unity’s favorite flamethrower was named “Gentle Persuasion”, but I’m not surprised she has several. As mentioned above, I still haven’t figured out how Tip gets “Alice” hidden, nor where Mell gets her BFG.
She should take them both to the Most Delightful Place on Earth. Uh, the *other* one…
Went through some back archives today. Just noticed Gavotte claiming she was hoarding nukes to power a giant robot. I get a mental image of Mecha Wile E. Coyote thundering “Service is my Only Joy!”.
“A knife? That’s not a knife… it’s a machete…” That quote broke down quick. And to address Sweetheart’s reasonable doubts, Machete Tip is wearing a jacket, so maybe some exemplary work with shoulder holsters? Machete space seems like more fun though.
At SCA events, I habitually wear a seax with a 13″ blade sheathed at the back of my belt. You would be amazed at how many people don’t realize that I’m carrying a knife as long as my forearm until I pull it out.
…That Way Lies Madness, UNITY/Sweetheart.
Or possibly Deadpool, which really is about the same thing.
With U∴N∴I∴T∴Y∴, I don’t think that’ll be an issue
So, is Unity going to start calling her “Machete-Tip” instead of “Boob-Tip” now?
Maybe… It’s the second time she’s been jealous of Ms. Wilkin’s talents.
MacheTip
Try mallets, Unity. I have on good authority that they just happen.
Maybe to Mell…
No, with Mell it’s the BFG.
Mallets, too, and it’s mallets specifically associated with “they just happen” – http://narbonic.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/061107.jpg
It’s been strongly hinted in several places that Anasigma/Dr. Lee cloned Unity’s brain from Mell, using genetic material that Helen sold them back in Narbonic.
Unity got the Willie Nelson posters; can’t hurt to see if she got the weapon conjuring as well. Or, well, it can’t hurt anyone we know or care about. Much.
The Mojo is strong with the Wilkin clan!
So she has murder mojo rather than sex mojo?
Rage spores can wreck havoc with your mojos…
Tell me about it
*grumbles about the spoon*
Your not allowed fire arms in elementary schools so she never got Alice. I don’t remember any laws against “Gardening tools” so the machete (Frank?) would be fine.
Teddy. Roosevelts are more memetic badasses than Longbottoms. Plus, the added joke about an elementary school teacher having her teddy on her at all times.
Good enough for me, what would you call the other one?
*considers*
Eleanor.
Now comes the part where Tip and Boob-Tip pretend that they’re Kylo Ren having a bad morning.
Wise words, Ozma, and applicable to all occasions.
Re: Unity’s pose – In my experience with battling vegetation, punching does not seem to have much effect. Then again, things might work differently if the vegetation is actively moving around.
Two, two machetes in the park,
We’ll strike the weeds on my mark.
It displaces, though it fazes Sweetheart.
Two, two of a kind at our doom,
Fighting the Biomass bloom,
Unity’s close malign counterpart.
It may be that we stumbled in,
To meet our Waterloo.
While Artie’s telling Sergio.
He loves him, he loves him—you think that might be true?
Two, two machetes in the park.
Who is to blame for this lark?
Going on a spree with two machetes in the park…
—“Two Cigarettes in the Dark,” Bing Crosby.
No, what Unity really needs here is her favorite flamethrower, “Voice of Reason.” I wonder if she can get that to appear out of nowhere. And if she can, I don’t wanna know how.
I thought Unity’s favorite flamethrower was named “Gentle Persuasion”, but I’m not surprised she has several. As mentioned above, I still haven’t figured out how Tip gets “Alice” hidden, nor where Mell gets her BFG.
You’re right. Where the hey did I get “Voice of Reason?”
Snow Crash?
The nuclear-powered minigun was “The Last Argument of Kings”, I think? “Ultima Ratio Regum”, to really stretch the memory…
Tip refers to his manly bits as “The Light of Culture and Reason”, maybe you were confusing it with that?
“The light of culture and reason” is what a girl into imperialism named Tip’s “tacklebox” and, at least according to Tip, the name stuck.
She should take them both to the Most Delightful Place on Earth. Uh, the *other* one…
Went through some back archives today. Just noticed Gavotte claiming she was hoarding nukes to power a giant robot. I get a mental image of Mecha Wile E. Coyote thundering “Service is my Only Joy!”.
“A knife? That’s not a knife… it’s a machete…” That quote broke down quick. And to address Sweetheart’s reasonable doubts, Machete Tip is wearing a jacket, so maybe some exemplary work with shoulder holsters? Machete space seems like more fun though.
At SCA events, I habitually wear a seax with a 13″ blade sheathed at the back of my belt. You would be amazed at how many people don’t realize that I’m carrying a knife as long as my forearm until I pull it out.
You could remove the bit about “with latent rage spores” and it would still be very good advice.
“Where did you get that machete?”
“What do you mean? It’s a machete. Machetes just happen.”