I’m a 23 year old girl, I still watch cartoons and hate most grownup media or shows, except like travel, discovery, or animal planet channels.
I STILL WATCH SPONGEBOB. Course I didnt start watching it until I was 20 because we switched cable providers and i lost my favorite channel.
Also I love boy things like insects, fighting movies, games, slimy things like lizards, etc, hate makeup and dresses and dress whatever is available not caring if it matches. But I’m straight.
So I guess I’m gay too in this unicorns philosophy.
Saw it in the theatre when it came out, and wasn’t a toddler, either… I have a hard time picking an absolute favourite anything, but it’s definitely in the running! And I figure that Scat Cat’s with us on doing your own thing; “A cat’s the only cat who *knows* where it’s at!” sure sounds that way to me…
But we simply MUST have a filk of this to “(If Lovin’ you is wrong,) I Don’t Wanna Be Right”.
Luther Ingram’s version is probably the most “correct”; and though I love Millie Jackson’s version I wouldn’t want your head to explode doing the middle part… LOL
Just tell him the truth. If you don’t dress up as a girl princess and then try to pass their test… Then the entire place along with everyone in it (and the robots if they leave) will be scraped, torched, and destroyed.
You’d think that would be the best solution, but in the grand Disn… Whimsy tradition, you always save the explanation for later. That way the villian can twist the truth against the hero and shatter their relationship with the other characters, allowing the hero an opportunity to regain everyone’s esteem by saving the world.
“(If Lovin’ ‘Toons is Gay) I Don’t Wanna Be Straight”? Oh, blast, Eddard already worded it that exact way below.
If loving childrens’ and family cartoons is gay, then I’m as gay as Nick is! And also romantically interested in all sexes, but generally sexually interested in none of them! I have no idea how gay that is on a scale from “What I think Sweetheart is” to “what Artie thinks Sweetheart is”!
Props to Nick for paying attention. His real superpower may be like Dave’s, “Am I the only one with an attention span longer than six seconds in this comic?”
(TUNE: “(If Loving You Is Wrong) I Don’t Want To Be Right”, Banks, Hampton, & Jackson)
If loving ‘toons is gay,
I don’t wanna be straight!
If Tom & Jerry make you merry,
Don’t listen to the ones who hate!
Now, Mistycorn claims that it’s really lame
That we’re fans of a kiddie show …
But we like what we like, so take a hike!
‘Cause there’s one thing the true fans know …
It’s not wrong to sing a song,
Or for grown-ups to play with toys!
(Even though I’m ten years old
And I like kissing girls and boys!)
If loving ‘toons is gay, I don’t wanna be straight …
If loving ‘toons is gay, I don’t wanna be straight …
The thing is, I had already written a different filk before I read the comments … so here, today you get a twofer.
(TUNE: “Walk On By”, Bacharach & David)
I have spent a decade in this world!
And I’ve kissed a boy, and kissed a girl!
Ten and bi!
Ten and bi … I swing both ways!
So no one better go ’round dissing gays!
And if we like Whimsy,
Let him see
That we don’t care why! (grown … child)
Ten and bi! (so … wild!)
Ten and bi …
Nick, after you’re done here, you’re planning to use your new girl body to go on a date with a lady. Unity’s assertion seems basically accurate from here.
Nick was born male, and still identifies as male (so far, anyway). He has had an “accident” (was attacked by Dr Lee – it wasn’t his choice so from his side it was an accident) so his body is no longer officially masculine – but so what?
Also, it wasn’t Unity who called him gay, it was the sexless unicorn that is overcompensating for lacking any sexuality at all, and it was wrong anyway: cross-dressing is not necessarily a gay activity; there are heterosexual cross-dressers.
Sometimes it takes a comic about a mixed race pre-adolescent nanite-zombie girl with redundant cat ears defending the life choices of a brain-in-a-jar pacifist attack helicopter channeling she-drone to a homophobic carnival-ride unicorn to really make things clear.
See? That’s EXACTLY what I was saying to Shaenon when she was talking down about her weirdness level compared to Comic Con… There simply is NO COMPARISON!
¡Viva la Skin Horse!
mnem
Also, I am so jealous of UNITY’s Bobcat ears.
And considering that one of her fans is a superintelligent housecat who poses as a catgirl on the internet, we just keep moving that weirdness level farther out toward the Forbidden Zone, don’t we now, nya? >^_^<
“Dude, you’re a robot unicorn in a building full of cartoon characters. I’ve got a grumpy talking dog, a Frankenstein, and a psychologist who knows the difference between Prada and Gucci and which makes him look better on my side. I’m not gay, I’m just surrendering to everyone else’s nuttiness.”
As someone who is 61, female, and bi, I gotta say: I love all of you.
(God, now that I’ve figured out how to post comments, there’ll be no shutting me up. Someone stop meeee. . .)
Well, sure, but she’s a kinda gay ten year old who once took on a panda bear *and* an entire squad of elite black ops soldiers, so Mister Sparklycorn should still probably watch his mouth.
No matter how much of an ass he is, he’s still entitled to his proper style. Why do you think Nick was studying that book of peerage earlier? Baron Mistycorn should probably watch his mouth. 😛
(Tune: “He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Brother”, Bobby Scott and Bob Russell)
The plot today
With Nick in the Violet drone
Leads back to the Little House
In a blouse.
But I’m gay,
Gay enough to speak for him.
He ain’t brony, he’s my princess!
So on we go.
His outfit is of Tip’s concern.
A pink dress is he to wear
To get there.
For I know
He would not embarrass me.
He ain’t brony, he’s my princess!
If I’m fed up at all
Then I’m fed up with sadness
That everyone’s heart
Isn’t filled with the gladness
Of old cartoons of Whimsy.
As we hear Nick croon
The songs done by G & S,
I am still exuberant.
That he can’t
Sing in tune
Doesn’t bother me at all.
He ain’t brony, he’s my princess!
He’s my princess.
He ain’t brony, he’s my princess!
Hmm… He’s vocally hating on others’ “gayness”, even though he himself is an adorable, pastel-coloured unicorn. Looks like Baron Mistycorn is a “Family Values” Republican, if you get my drift.
Hey, if being a grown-up who likes cartoons is gay, then I’m as gay as Nick is, too, only gayer.
I’m a 23 year old girl, I still watch cartoons and hate most grownup media or shows, except like travel, discovery, or animal planet channels.
I STILL WATCH SPONGEBOB. Course I didnt start watching it until I was 20 because we switched cable providers and i lost my favorite channel.
Also I love boy things like insects, fighting movies, games, slimy things like lizards, etc, hate makeup and dresses and dress whatever is available not caring if it matches. But I’m straight.
So I guess I’m gay too in this unicorns philosophy.
I’m a 50 year old straight male, and my favourite movie is still Disney’s “AristoCats”.
I’m with Unity here… not being afraid to like the stuff you like is rad.
Saw it in the theatre when it came out, and wasn’t a toddler, either… I have a hard time picking an absolute favourite anything, but it’s definitely in the running! And I figure that Scat Cat’s with us on doing your own thing; “A cat’s the only cat who *knows* where it’s at!” sure sounds that way to me…
i have never loved unity before as i do now 🙂
If being an adult who loves cartoons is gay, I don’t want to be straight.
Eddurd… I’m totally wiped out.
But we simply MUST have a filk of this to “(If Lovin’ you is wrong,) I Don’t Wanna Be Right”.
Luther Ingram’s version is probably the most “correct”; and though I love Millie Jackson’s version I wouldn’t want your head to explode doing the middle part… LOL
mnem
*Has inq in his blood*
Just tell him the truth. If you don’t dress up as a girl princess and then try to pass their test… Then the entire place along with everyone in it (and the robots if they leave) will be scraped, torched, and destroyed.
So its girly dress or death in short.
Cake… or death!!
You’d think that would be the best solution, but in the grand Disn… Whimsy tradition, you always save the explanation for later. That way the villian can twist the truth against the hero and shatter their relationship with the other characters, allowing the hero an opportunity to regain everyone’s esteem by saving the world.
“(If Lovin’ ‘Toons is Gay) I Don’t Wanna Be Straight”? Oh, blast, Eddard already worded it that exact way below.
If loving childrens’ and family cartoons is gay, then I’m as gay as Nick is! And also romantically interested in all sexes, but generally sexually interested in none of them! I have no idea how gay that is on a scale from “What I think Sweetheart is” to “what Artie thinks Sweetheart is”!
We’re all gay on this bus!
Nick seems to be missing the tiara in panel 1.
I think Unity put the tiara back on Nick.
Oh, you can’t help that, we’re all gay here. I’m gay. You’re gay.
Props for reworking the Alice quote.
Magenta! Riff Raff! Places, please!
Everything is in readiness, Master. We merely await your… word…
I’m gay! You’re gay! He’s gay! We’re all gay! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
(Sorry, couldn’t resist!
Yes, but do you growl when you’re happy and wag your tail when you’re angry? I do, nyao!
Props to Nick for paying attention. His real superpower may be like Dave’s, “Am I the only one with an attention span longer than six seconds in this comic?”
OK, just because you asked for it …
(TUNE: “(If Loving You Is Wrong) I Don’t Want To Be Right”, Banks, Hampton, & Jackson)
If loving ‘toons is gay,
I don’t wanna be straight!
If Tom & Jerry make you merry,
Don’t listen to the ones who hate!
Now, Mistycorn claims that it’s really lame
That we’re fans of a kiddie show …
But we like what we like, so take a hike!
‘Cause there’s one thing the true fans know …
It’s not wrong to sing a song,
Or for grown-ups to play with toys!
(Even though I’m ten years old
And I like kissing girls and boys!)
If loving ‘toons is gay, I don’t wanna be straight …
If loving ‘toons is gay, I don’t wanna be straight …
The thing is, I had already written a different filk before I read the comments … so here, today you get a twofer.
(TUNE: “Walk On By”, Bacharach & David)
I have spent a decade in this world!
And I’ve kissed a boy, and kissed a girl!
Ten and bi!
Ten and bi … I swing both ways!
So no one better go ’round dissing gays!
And if we like Whimsy,
Let him see
That we don’t care why!
(grown … child)
Ten and bi!
(so … wild!)
Ten and bi …
Ed, you are too awesome for words. Even if today you are two awesome for words.
Artfully crafted as always, sir. ¡Bravo! *Claps*
Thank you!
mnem
Also… SQUEEEEEE!
Nick, after you’re done here, you’re planning to use your new girl body to go on a date with a lady. Unity’s assertion seems basically accurate from here.
Nick was born male, and still identifies as male (so far, anyway). He has had an “accident” (was attacked by Dr Lee – it wasn’t his choice so from his side it was an accident) so his body is no longer officially masculine – but so what?
Also, it wasn’t Unity who called him gay, it was the sexless unicorn that is overcompensating for lacking any sexuality at all, and it was wrong anyway: cross-dressing is not necessarily a gay activity; there are heterosexual cross-dressers.
there are heterosexual cross-dressers.
Well, Tip for example, until he came under the awesome influence of Artie Narbon.
Wasn’t there a thing with the Russian security guard at the Annex?
Just some innocent shirtless wrestling. Tip didn’t have any interest in guys before meeting Artie (or much since as far as we’ve seen).
Well, there was also this comic, but I don’t think that was as much “Tip is into Konstantin” as it was “Tip was teasing Konstantin”.
I don’t recall Unity being outed as gay. Must have flown over my head. XD
I seem to recall her having a thing for Tigerlily Jones. (Which doesn’t strictly mean she’s gay, but it seems sufficient for ‘maybe kinda gay’.)
She could be bi-curious, bisexual, or merely uncertain, nyao.
Sometimes it takes a comic about a mixed race pre-adolescent nanite-zombie girl with redundant cat ears defending the life choices of a brain-in-a-jar pacifist attack helicopter channeling she-drone to a homophobic carnival-ride unicorn to really make things clear.
“Amalgamated race,” perhaps? “Combined race?” There isn’t a blend of DNA going on, there.
Man, just when I think that I’ve finally found an edge piece in the puzzle that is trying to describe Skin Horse…
Combined arms.
Mosaic race?
*Heroic* “mixed race pre-adolescent nanite-zombie girl “. Unity is my hero!
See? That’s EXACTLY what I was saying to Shaenon when she was talking down about her weirdness level compared to Comic Con… There simply is NO COMPARISON!
¡Viva la Skin Horse!
mnem
Also, I am so jealous of UNITY’s Bobcat ears.
I know where you can get a pair of your own, nyao: http://www.necomimi.com/
And considering that one of her fans is a superintelligent housecat who poses as a catgirl on the internet, we just keep moving that weirdness level farther out toward the Forbidden Zone, don’t we now, nya? >^_^<
“Dude, you’re a robot unicorn in a building full of cartoon characters. I’ve got a grumpy talking dog, a Frankenstein, and a psychologist who knows the difference between Prada and Gucci and which makes him look better on my side. I’m not gay, I’m just surrendering to everyone else’s nuttiness.”
As someone who is 61, female, and bi, I gotta say: I love all of you.
(God, now that I’ve figured out how to post comments, there’ll be no shutting me up. Someone stop meeee. . .)
Gooba gabba, gooba gabba, one of us, one of us.
Welcome to the Dark Side, J.F. We have cookies.
honey flavored ones made by the boss. the honey that is
Well, sure, but she’s a kinda gay ten year old who once took on a panda bear *and* an entire squad of elite black ops soldiers, so Mister Sparklycorn should still probably watch his mouth.
No matter how much of an ass he is, he’s still entitled to his proper style. Why do you think Nick was studying that book of peerage earlier? Baron Mistycorn should probably watch his mouth. 😛
Never mess with someone who has had multiple panda incidents.
I still like that Unity’s panda incidents aren’t Noodle Incidents, but things that actually happened in the comic.
That second panel should be posted at Comic Con, LGBT groups, D&D groups, Warhammer 40K conventions…
Please make it available for download. Somewhere.
(Tune: “He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Brother”, Bobby Scott and Bob Russell)
The plot today
With Nick in the Violet drone
Leads back to the Little House
In a blouse.
But I’m gay,
Gay enough to speak for him.
He ain’t brony, he’s my princess!
So on we go.
His outfit is of Tip’s concern.
A pink dress is he to wear
To get there.
For I know
He would not embarrass me.
He ain’t brony, he’s my princess!
If I’m fed up at all
Then I’m fed up with sadness
That everyone’s heart
Isn’t filled with the gladness
Of old cartoons of Whimsy.
As we hear Nick croon
The songs done by G & S,
I am still exuberant.
That he can’t
Sing in tune
Doesn’t bother me at all.
He ain’t brony, he’s my princess!
He’s my princess.
He ain’t brony, he’s my princess!
Applause!
More than tre-mendous, it’s Tetra-mendous! Very nice!
Well done! A surfeit of excellent filks today;thank you both!
mnem
I will.
o/~ Let’s go surfeit now
Everybody’s learnin’ how
Come on a filk-ari with me… o/~
Is it just me, or is Baron Mistycorn a reflection of brain-still-in-body Nick?
Hmm… He’s vocally hating on others’ “gayness”, even though he himself is an adorable, pastel-coloured unicorn. Looks like Baron Mistycorn is a “Family Values” Republican, if you get my drift.
Or so deep in denial we should call him “Pharaoh”, nyao! >-_^<
Love your avatar, BTW!