It could be a coffeemaker run by Caliban, but you don’t want to get on the wrong side of his girlfriend, even if you’re a nanobot goo zombie killing entity: The girlfriend has some of the same DNA.
Mr. Coffee!
Master of brew!
I’ve got a lady, who’s perfect for you!
It’s been too long, since she has dated …
So could you help to get her caffeinated?
Mr. Coffee, she’s such a dream!
She’s sweet as sugar, and smoother than cream!
Help my babe regain her zip …
Mr. Coffee, don’t be a drip!
You know, I think UNITY is acting wierd-er than usual. Could it be something got in her “blood”? (though I woudln’t be surprised if we don’t find out until next year)
So Unity has had an actual look? And now I am imagining Unity and Bubbles in a game of “you show me yours, I’ll show me mine” involving scalpels…. 🙁
(BTW, wasn’t it established that the android body lacked (simulated) sex organs? Whatever their relationship is, it’s not likely to be “hot” by most [1] mammalian standards)
[1] It is a rule that if it exists, there is porn of it on the internet, so there must be someone on the internet who will consider it hot.
I think the society of black-robed figures who controls rule 34 will take a pass on this one.
“And the next item of business is a series of erotic slash art depicting a zombie patchwork woman full of nanobots dissecting an android possessed by an AI formerly used to operate an automatic water cooler. Good god, did I just say that out loud? Forward this one to the Japanese. Even I’m not depraved enough for this ****.”
I dunno. When we first met the drone, Ms. Violet Bee was trying to seduce Tip, which implies she was capable of… following through. Unless it was just going to be a tease…
If the coffemaker actually is a coffemaker (and that is by no means guaranteed in this universe) I wonder if they can find another android so he/she/it can move around to interact with Sweetheart.
jeff is runing the plot now isnt he?
Are they eldritch runes?
And then it turns out that the coffeemaker is actually a barista…
Named Tina?
You mean Tina Rosario Aldaco Guzman? (we got her full name in today’s page)
her, or Caliban?
hmmm …. Unity said “coffeemaker”, not barista. There is a chance she is talking about a coffee machine.
Of course, there is also a good chance she just doesn’t know of/use the word barista :p
I wonder if that coffeemaker is from Tulsa…..
I’d hope one Dave built/modified. The One heated by a black hole from Madblood’s base? The One orbiting Saturn? Or a yet to be introduced?
It could be a coffeemaker run by Caliban, but you don’t want to get on the wrong side of his girlfriend, even if you’re a nanobot goo zombie killing entity: The girlfriend has some of the same DNA.
Service is his only joy…
CALIBAN!
I dunno, personally I think it should get a job in the funerary goods industry, if only to confuse people
Hm, looks like the subtle hints that Unity is really into Sweetheart were just a shiptease?
I think maybe poor Sweetheart just has an unrequited more-than-friends going on, but possibly realizes it doesn’t go beyond that for UNITY.
Or Unity is just messing with Sweetheart’s head. It’s hard to tell how much Unity clues in on…
I don’t recall any hints Unity was into monogamousness. Unity/Sweetheart/Bubbles/KT/Remy lustwebs for the win!
Unity is incapable of thoughtful consideration of anything—including whatever kind of relationship she has with Sweetheart.
(TUNE: “Mr. Sandman”, Pat Ballard)
perk perk perk perk
perk perk perk perk
perk perk perk perk perk!
Mr. Coffee!
Master of brew!
I’ve got a lady, who’s perfect for you!
It’s been too long, since she has dated …
So could you help to get her caffeinated?
Mr. Coffee, she’s such a dream!
She’s sweet as sugar, and smoother than cream!
Help my babe regain her zip …
Mr. Coffee, don’t be a drip!
Damn it, Ed. This will be in my head all day…
Love it!
Darn it Sweetheart listen to the smart zombie and stop internalizing such bigotry!
You know, I think UNITY is acting wierd-er than usual. Could it be something got in her “blood”? (though I woudln’t be surprised if we don’t find out until next year)
So Unity has had an actual look? And now I am imagining Unity and Bubbles in a game of “you show me yours, I’ll show me mine” involving scalpels…. 🙁
(BTW, wasn’t it established that the android body lacked (simulated) sex organs? Whatever their relationship is, it’s not likely to be “hot” by most [1] mammalian standards)
[1] It is a rule that if it exists, there is porn of it on the internet, so there must be someone on the internet who will consider it hot.
I think the society of black-robed figures who controls rule 34 will take a pass on this one.
“And the next item of business is a series of erotic slash art depicting a zombie patchwork woman full of nanobots dissecting an android possessed by an AI formerly used to operate an automatic water cooler. Good god, did I just say that out loud? Forward this one to the Japanese. Even I’m not depraved enough for this ****.”
I dunno. When we first met the drone, Ms. Violet Bee was trying to seduce Tip, which implies she was capable of… following through. Unless it was just going to be a tease…
Trying to manipulate him, I think.
http://skin-horse.com/comic/there-are-a/
http://skin-horse.com/comic/that-he-had/
http://skin-horse.com/comic/nice-old-moustachio/
http://skin-horse.com/comic/meet-and-plenty/
As long as she’s got a mouth, the idea that she can’t offer sexual stimulation is just a phallusy.
(That Tip fella, she owe him one.)
That’s the way I figured it when Nick was in the drone. He certainly had a potty mouth…
Well, if so it’s still a one-way relationship between her and Unity.[1] But then, “service is her only joy…”
[1] If Unity has quite grasped the concept the sex beyond extremely violent foreplay, that is
Well, if Ultra-Car can do it, so can Bubbles!
Still wearing her “Whimsey Princess” shirt, I see.
And even though I *know* it says “Whimsy Princess”, I keep seeing “Whiny Princess”…
Is UNITY playing with a wii? What game?
“Super hot” is definitely the right answer, UNITY.
If the coffemaker actually is a coffemaker (and that is by no means guaranteed in this universe) I wonder if they can find another android so he/she/it can move around to interact with Sweetheart.
How is an android any less eatable than a parking meter?
So am I the only one really curious about what Wii game Unity is playing here?