College team rules, no one sexually attracted to each other in the same room. So Tip and Sweetheart, and Unity and Lee.
No, wait, then Lee dies in her sleep. Tip and Unity, Sweetheart and Lee. Wait, then Unity eat’s Tip’s lip gloss and dies in HER sleep. Sorry Nick. On the bright side, you can drop Tip out a window on the way back.
But remember, Tip is under the vain and clueless impression that Sweetheart is in love with him, and, surprisingly, he doesn’t return the sentiment, so he won’t go for that.
Unity probably wouldn’t kill Dr. Lee but Sweetheart is the only one capable of the proper zombie wrangling while still getting some sleep. That said, sort of doubt Nick has any reason to worry. Ginny wasn’t too happen to be the second choice on Saint Charlie.
Exactly. I’m not so much worried about Virginia being deliberately killed as I don’t think she’s ready for the amount of random bat-crap insanity Unity causes each night.
Clearly the best solution is to have Lee sleep in the chopper, and the Skin Horse crew in a hotel room. Gotta keep the security risk isolated, don’tcha know.
Ginny, way to de-nut your chauffeur who has a crush on you WHILE he’s driving you where you want to go on a mission with the potential to become a dangerous intergovernmental incident.
Here, why don’t we just pull over to the side of the road so you can think about what you’ve done… oh, that’s right. YOU’RE AT CRUISING ALTITUDE…
:rolleyes:
She does have this uncouthness that borders on daft sometimes…
Here on this fershlugginger flight,
Nick’s gonna swear in Yiddish all night!
No fuss … he’ll cuss!
Seems his software might need a patch!
He’s finding new words, his filter won’t catch!
He’ll cuss … at us!
So ,Nick is happy (we must assume),
Then Ginny asks who will sleep with whom …
If she and Tip plan to share a room
Nick swears … “Oh, fudge and gold doom!
Oh … it’s just not fair!
Ni-ick … really has to swear!
Got some bits that he’s missing there …
Feels sick! Nick just has to swear!
My prediction: Being super-intelligent, if Artie didn’t plan this, he’ll probably quickly provide his own solution. Nick will reluctantly accept this solution as preferable to the alternative, and Tip will be outvoted by Sweetheart and Unity who think it’s hilarious.
College team rules, no one sexually attracted to each other in the same room. So Tip and Sweetheart, and Unity and Lee.
No, wait, then Lee dies in her sleep. Tip and Unity, Sweetheart and Lee. Wait, then Unity eat’s Tip’s lip gloss and dies in HER sleep. Sorry Nick. On the bright side, you can drop Tip out a window on the way back.
Sweetheart and Lee, Unity sleeps alone. Tip “sleeps in” Nick. Sorry Nick.
But remember, Tip is under the vain and clueless impression that Sweetheart is in love with him, and, surprisingly, he doesn’t return the sentiment, so he won’t go for that.
Unity probably wouldn’t kill Dr. Lee but Sweetheart is the only one capable of the proper zombie wrangling while still getting some sleep. That said, sort of doubt Nick has any reason to worry. Ginny wasn’t too happen to be the second choice on Saint Charlie.
Unity did say she wasn’t gonna try to kill Dr. Lee anymore.
Exactly. I’m not so much worried about Virginia being deliberately killed as I don’t think she’s ready for the amount of random bat-crap insanity Unity causes each night.
They haven’t landed yet. There’s still time to drop him out a window on the way in.
How does that work if everybody on your team is sexually attracted to every other member of the team?
Clearly the best solution is to have Lee sleep in the chopper, and the Skin Horse crew in a hotel room. Gotta keep the security risk isolated, don’tcha know.
Lee! GET TO DA CHOPPA!
And Unity! PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN! NOW!!
First question: does the hotel accept “pets”?
If not, then Sweetheart in the chopper, Tip alone (awww!), & Unity with Lee (who knows the secret word to shut down Unity).
Other option is the four of them in one room, while Nick makes time with that sleek Lear Jet. 😉
Maybe Sweetheart could convince the hotel staff that Unity is her assistance animal. (Did the strip do that joke already?)
Unity is Sweetheart’s assistance animal? Heh… funny. 🙂
And even has the advantage of being the truth! She’s Unity’s thinking brain dog.
I think you read that backwards. He said Unity is the assistance animal. It’s still true though; she has the thumbs.
Tip needs to review his chemistry. Ti + Va cannot form a stable bond in the presence of Ni and Ar. Or something like that.
He’s not going for a stable bond.
Ginny, way to de-nut your chauffeur who has a crush on you WHILE he’s driving you where you want to go on a mission with the potential to become a dangerous intergovernmental incident.
Here, why don’t we just pull over to the side of the road so you can think about what you’ve done… oh, that’s right. YOU’RE AT CRUISING ALTITUDE…
:rolleyes:
She does have this uncouthness that borders on daft sometimes…
mnem
It’s so bad, it HAS to be accidental.
Let’s not forget that Artie’s going to be here. I’m guessing Virginia will be serving as Tip’s backup option, because he’s silly that way.
(TUNE: “Livin’ On A Prayer”, Bon Jovi)
(Once upon a time, over the California coast …)
Here on this fershlugginger flight,
Nick’s gonna swear in Yiddish all night!
No fuss … he’ll cuss!
Seems his software might need a patch!
He’s finding new words, his filter won’t catch!
He’ll cuss … at us!
So ,Nick is happy (we must assume),
Then Ginny asks who will sleep with whom …
If she and Tip plan to share a room
Nick swears … “Oh, fudge and gold doom!
Oh … it’s just not fair!
Ni-ick … really has to swear!
Got some bits that he’s missing there …
Feels sick! Nick just has to swear!
what is that structure?
Probably SFO.
They’re in San Francisco. Someone could get Shaenon’s guest room while the Fourth Wall gets smashed to bits.
My prediction: Being super-intelligent, if Artie didn’t plan this, he’ll probably quickly provide his own solution. Nick will reluctantly accept this solution as preferable to the alternative, and Tip will be outvoted by Sweetheart and Unity who think it’s hilarious.
Why do my replies keep not nesting?
That was a reply to (http://skin-horse.com/comic/super-soldier-2/#comment-34422)
Tips expression in the last panel. Feels like he’s going “Oh yeah baby!”.