For some reason, the first thing that entered my mind after reading this was that Pinky and the Brain episode where Brain keeps telling everyone how “repugnant” they are..
Man, I think there’s only one time in my life I screwed with someone’s thought process that badly without intending to. It involved really good chocolate cake at a famous local diner here in Houston.
She’ll have insight! Can’t let her do this!
If she get’s smart, then she might see …
Into my mind … I know I’ll rue this!
She’ll have insight … right into me!
But there’s our team … They’re on the run here!
We need some thinking … from Unity!
Gotta be doing … what must be done here!
Give her insight … right into me!
The Brain-O-Mat will make her smarter! (smarter!)
She’ll hatch a plan, she’ll save the day!
So I’ll be brave! I’ll be a martyr!
As for my feelings … well, what the hey?
Zombies pursuing … doesn’t sound fun now!
Their situation’s … bad as can be!
Needs of the many … outweigh the one, now!
She’ll have insight … right into me!
For some reason, the first thing that entered my mind after reading this was that Pinky and the Brain episode where Brain keeps telling everyone how “repugnant” they are..
And that, my friends, is what a thermonuclear guilt trip looks like.
Man, I think there’s only one time in my life I screwed with someone’s thought process that badly without intending to. It involved really good chocolate cake at a famous local diner here in Houston.
(TUNE: “We’ve Got Tonight”, Bob Seger)
She’ll have insight! Can’t let her do this!
If she get’s smart, then she might see …
Into my mind … I know I’ll rue this!
She’ll have insight … right into me!
But there’s our team … They’re on the run here!
We need some thinking … from Unity!
Gotta be doing … what must be done here!
Give her insight … right into me!
The Brain-O-Mat will make her smarter! (smarter!)
She’ll hatch a plan, she’ll save the day!
So I’ll be brave! I’ll be a martyr!
As for my feelings … well, what the hey?
Zombies pursuing … doesn’t sound fun now!
Their situation’s … bad as can be!
Needs of the many … outweigh the one, now!
She’ll have insight … right into me!
Sewer… multitudes of zombies… calling in a zombie Quarterback Sneak to save the day… Oh yes, this will end well. :rolleyes:
mnem
*Totes over the zombie apocalypse*
This is just…something or other. Probably not good, at any rate. Oh well, it’s time for: U.N.I.T.Y., FORENSIC CORPSE!
Or possibly something that sounds less vitalist and makes more sense in this context.
How about: People who don’t know her keep saying “Forensic Corps”?
Would this come under the heading of “reverse psychology” or “achievements in ignorance”?
If the latter, that would be ironic since getting her intelligent is the goal here.
Just imagine it’s something edible, UNITY, and it all sounds better!
Aww. Now Unity’s being super-sweet. Even if it is inadvertent.
12:37 and no update? something is VERY wrong