As I walked in the darkness,
Through a hungry zombie horde,
This lady said she’d join us,
But her offer I ignored!
She said she’d follow orders,
No nonsense and no fuss!
I had to tell her, “Lady,
Then you’re not one of us!”
[CHORUS:]
You’re … not … my people!
You’re following orders too well!
You’re … not … my people!
And you’re doomed, lady, I can tell!
You’re o-beying with out straying!
You’ll likely end up dead,
Because an alligator is eating your ears,
And a zombie’s chewing your head!
Your big electric rifle
Is useful, I suppose …
I don’t think you’ll be trying
To fit stuff up your nose!
But if you hang around us,
I’ll bet a buck or two
That you and Tip, away you’ll slip
For a quickie in the loo! [repeat CHORUS]
…It occurs to me, probably way later than most, that Violet(‘s controller) could well be key to resolving the situation — VB should be the only one aboard the train who can read text without GODOT’s interference.
I can make a crab!
Is this the “If you’re competent, you’re doomed” plan Sweetheart’s using? And does this completely explain the US Government?
Yes, yes it does.
As an employee of the County government, I can confidently say that my people and Sweetheart’s people are very similar.
D’you hear me, Terina? (In case she’s reading the comic today)
As ex-military – we aren’t all incompetent – we just think differently.
Slightly closer to mad than your typical civilian, closer to sane than your typical sociopath.
More likely a variant of the Kirk Strategem in which you confuse a computer to death.
Shadow Alligator! http://youtu.be/REy9ZMY7LGY
ShAdow alligator eating your ears could prove to be very important. Probably not *now* but …
Shadow Alligator? For shame, Unity, it looks more like Big Bird!
Now do Deformed Rabbit, it’s my favourite!
then you should enjoy this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-BPF21Ep60
some are so deformed you’d swear they were some kind of waterfowl (and other stuff)
It’s clearly a duck on a hill! …or maybe a bunny on a hill.
Along with Unity’s hair, it looks more like Shadow Poodle.
Ook! Deformed Rabbit is always a favorite.
I thought it was the Librarian’s favorite?
By the By – Head Wrangler is a real university position – saw an artical about it last month that i can’t find now.
(TUNE: “Up With People”, Paul & Ralph Colwell)
As I walked in the darkness,
Through a hungry zombie horde,
This lady said she’d join us,
But her offer I ignored!
She said she’d follow orders,
No nonsense and no fuss!
I had to tell her, “Lady,
Then you’re not one of us!”
[CHORUS:]
You’re … not … my people!
You’re following orders too well!
You’re … not … my people!
And you’re doomed, lady, I can tell!
You’re o-beying with out straying!
You’ll likely end up dead,
Because an alligator is eating your ears,
And a zombie’s chewing your head!
Your big electric rifle
Is useful, I suppose …
I don’t think you’ll be trying
To fit stuff up your nose!
But if you hang around us,
I’ll bet a buck or two
That you and Tip, away you’ll slip
For a quickie in the loo!
[repeat CHORUS]
…It occurs to me, probably way later than most, that Violet(‘s controller) could well be key to resolving the situation — VB should be the only one aboard the train who can read text without GODOT’s interference.
which is probably why she’s locked up.
Or was, until the power got shut off.
Good point – I forgot the energy cage – unless it wasn’t experimental… but that would defeat the probable plot path.
She’s got a Blackberry? I’d think she’d be running Android. instantrimshot.com