All I’m saying is, first there were dinosaurs, pterodactyls and turtles, then there were just turtles. Then there were brontotheriums, hyaenodons and turtles, then there were just turtles. Then there were mastodons, glyptodonts and turtles, then there were just turtles.
If pop culture has taught me anything the turtles are either the killers or the hot chick that’s making out with the hero at the end.
I’m remembering one of the South Park Christmas Specials with all the woodland animal. The commercial bumpers had a cute rabbit or something popping up saying ‘Hail Satan!’ So much fun.
Also, check out the recent NPR podcast, Live from the Poundstone Institute. They had an interesting discussion on how T-Rex mated. Honest. And it’s Paula Poundstone, whom I think is hilarious.
I keep wondering dinosaurs actually roared. The majority of reptiles have no vocal chords; so did they? Or did they just hiss (not that that wouldn’t be terrifying enough, but still) like a giant steam train on steroids?
It seems a great many hadrosaurs had actual sound producing skull structures akin to musical instruments, so maybe others “roared” through their noses or belched loudly.
Well, the only way you could sell them is if they were immune non-carriers… easy enough compared to getting them talking and all evil-y… Saw a YT vid of a turtle on a treadmill- they can *run*, briefly…
I get the impression all the ones Tony trained are like that. Tony does not appear to be entirely on-board with H.T.’s program, just as H.T. isn’t that keen on Cosmognothics.
Assuming Mercutio trained the “I love you” ones, he seems to be going along with both plans.
His turtle is a murder-turtle voter too, and that will make for an interesting election. Will HT, in the spirit of patriotism and democracy, run for a seat of power?
You know, if I were a human, I mean as a human, I don’t know that I’d be accepting presents from the pro-human eating genetically engineered tiger. Especially not presents that are clearly the results of mad science.
I like turtles.
But do the turtles like me?
Depends on the turtle. The first one probably. The second one, not so much.
You really have to worry about that second one.
“Hail the Darkness” is hereby added to my list of band names.
Your first album cover must be an edited version of panel four.
*eyes turtle on the right*
I have Concerns.
All I’m saying is, first there were dinosaurs, pterodactyls and turtles, then there were just turtles. Then there were brontotheriums, hyaenodons and turtles, then there were just turtles. Then there were mastodons, glyptodonts and turtles, then there were just turtles.
If pop culture has taught me anything the turtles are either the killers or the hot chick that’s making out with the hero at the end.
Why not both?
I’m remembering one of the South Park Christmas Specials with all the woodland animal. The commercial bumpers had a cute rabbit or something popping up saying ‘Hail Satan!’ So much fun.
Also, check out the recent NPR podcast, Live from the Poundstone Institute. They had an interesting discussion on how T-Rex mated. Honest. And it’s Paula Poundstone, whom I think is hilarious.
I keep wondering dinosaurs actually roared. The majority of reptiles have no vocal chords; so did they? Or did they just hiss (not that that wouldn’t be terrifying enough, but still) like a giant steam train on steroids?
It seems a great many hadrosaurs had actual sound producing skull structures akin to musical instruments, so maybe others “roared” through their noses or belched loudly.
Birds produce a wide variety of vocalizations for an array of reasons. I’d expect something similar for dinosaurs.
Why? Not everybody is into loving in the daylight.
I also have concerns. Why did the waiter bring a pet to work with him, and where does he keep it?
Also, reptiles often have salmonella bacteria on them, which is why you should always wash hands after petting/holding one.
Well, the only way you could sell them is if they were immune non-carriers… easy enough compared to getting them talking and all evil-y… Saw a YT vid of a turtle on a treadmill- they can *run*, briefly…
They sure can!
https://media.giphy.com/media/wD9C3SJdLmX0Q/giphy.gif
So that one that said disturbing things isn’t unique in that
I get the impression all the ones Tony trained are like that. Tony does not appear to be entirely on-board with H.T.’s program, just as H.T. isn’t that keen on Cosmognothics.
Assuming Mercutio trained the “I love you” ones, he seems to be going along with both plans.
Clearly the waiter is unaware that his turtle is a murder-turtle. Ignorance is, indeed, bliss. (Until it isn’t.)
Tiny, Murder, Darkness Turtles…
Killers in a half-shell, Murder Power!!
His turtle is a murder-turtle voter too, and that will make for an interesting election. Will HT, in the spirit of patriotism and democracy, run for a seat of power?
You know, if I were a human, I mean as a human, I don’t know that I’d be accepting presents from the pro-human eating genetically engineered tiger. Especially not presents that are clearly the results of mad science.
As a marketing ploy it’s pure genius. It would be the pet rock, or to update, the next fidget spinner.
next pet rock. damn the lack of editing on this site.
Looks like HT made another conquest…
what kind of voice do you hear with a tiny turtle speaks? Small and squeaky? Or… something more diabolically cute?
Like TomSka Ridgewell imitating his sister.
It’s turtles all the way down.
Hail the darkness is not a traditional way to flirt.
But it does seem effective…