So loving the way Bubbles has learned to intonate her four little words. A bit like a character in Lee Gold’s old fairy tale game, who could only recite one phrase (chosen by the player at some point during the game).
She’s nobody’s fool and she has a good heart. I’m willing to bet she’ll devise a few more workarounds to her limited vocabulary as time goes on if she doesn’t succeed in eliminating that problem altogether. Certainly, she’d have more comprehension problems then she does if those were the only 4 words she actually knew. So this would seem to be a programmed limitation that she can subvert now that she’s downloaded herself into a different hardware system. ^_^
★☆☆☆☆
The service is terrible. I never got the files I requested, and the guy at the front desk went insane and assaulted me with a sonic weapon. Also, the director was bees. Would not buy again.
(TUNE: “(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction”, The Rolling Stones)
[CHORUS:]
No escape from … satisfaction!
Starting client … interaction!
You can’t run!
I will stun!
Now we’re done!
O what fun!
Aural scraping!
No escaping!
When I warn you, sir, to brace yourself
For service, I am glad
To deliver! Would you kindly rate
The service that you’ve had:
Was it good, fair, poor, or bad?
Forms, we’ll need back!
Please give feedback,
If you could!
Oh, jolly good! [repeat CHORUS]
“Agent Roberts on point proceeded to Menu Option #4 of the Automated Reply Service, where he was liquified by an unusual transcription of “Tubular Bells” for autoharp and subsonics. An urn burial has been requested.”
Nobody did this one yet? Unbelievable. I’ll just skip to the chorus.
Satisfaction. Satisfaction. No escape from. Satisfaction (satisfaction)
Wind me. And then don’t mind me. No escape from.
Satisfaction.
Satisfaction.
Satisfaction. etc 😛
“There is no escape from satisfaction” should be the new slogan for Snickers.
Has “Welcome to Night Vale” had Snickers as a sponsor yet?
No, but they should now.
Brilliant!
This is going to be the best rampage ever.
So loving the way Bubbles has learned to intonate her four little words. A bit like a character in Lee Gold’s old fairy tale game, who could only recite one phrase (chosen by the player at some point during the game).
*nods in agreement*
She’s nobody’s fool and she has a good heart. I’m willing to bet she’ll devise a few more workarounds to her limited vocabulary as time goes on if she doesn’t succeed in eliminating that problem altogether. Certainly, she’d have more comprehension problems then she does if those were the only 4 words she actually knew. So this would seem to be a programmed limitation that she can subvert now that she’s downloaded herself into a different hardware system. ^_^
Are you really sure it’s a programmed limitation and not a conscious decision?
brace yourself for customer service: “Service is my only joy” is five words.
So is, “Brace yourself for customer service.” Coincidence? I THINK NOT.
I think its like the kiloton robots: she’s got an even cheaper vocabulator than they had.
Foot would be the next step up: a full vocabulary, but horrible grammar.
It’s not a bad vocabulary, really. “Is” and “my” are pretty versatile, and “joy!” is just a darn fun word to say.
“Is my joy?” “My joy is!” A complete dialogue using only those three words.
That that is, is. That that is not, is not. Is that it? It is.
Holds up 5 fingers, and smiles.
“I am Groot? I am GROOT!”
I think she was using “only” to mean “but….but….” earlier. It’s a good word.
Yep, I definately need some of that customer service.
This isn’t the same as that “fan service” spoke of elsewhere I fear.
★☆☆☆☆
The service is terrible. I never got the files I requested, and the guy at the front desk went insane and assaulted me with a sonic weapon. Also, the director was bees. Would not buy again.
One of the notaries was wearing illegally harvested bobcat ears. Would not request again.
Not really all that different from regular customer service.
Some days, they just write themselves …
(TUNE: “(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction”, The Rolling Stones)
[CHORUS:]
No escape from … satisfaction!
Starting client … interaction!
You can’t run!
I will stun!
Now we’re done!
O what fun!
Aural scraping!
No escaping!
When I warn you, sir, to brace yourself
For service, I am glad
To deliver! Would you kindly rate
The service that you’ve had:
Was it good, fair, poor, or bad?
Forms, we’ll need back!
Please give feedback,
If you could!
Oh, jolly good!
[repeat CHORUS]
I’m hearing the Devo version. Very nice.
I had no idea you could turn the typical customer service wait music into a lethal weapon. Does John Tesh know this?
“Agent Roberts on point proceeded to Menu Option #4 of the Automated Reply Service, where he was liquified by an unusual transcription of “Tubular Bells” for autoharp and subsonics. An urn burial has been requested.”
Why on Earth would you assume he didn’t?
He’s probably finishing up the copyright proceedings and trying to get in touch with the right contractors.
That’ll take care of those lines at the DMV/MVA.
Earplugs: should’a thought’a.
Those aren’t always enough. Go look up the XF-84H, “affectionately” known as the Thunderscreech. The loudest fighter aircraft ever built.
Ground crew wearing standard hearing protectors (the big, cupped ones) would become physically ill during engine runups.
Did anyone else look at panel 3 and think, “all glory to the hypno-toad”?
Oh dear god, will Bubbles be the only one unaffected and mobile?
I doubt sonic weapons can do more than annoy Unity.
Nobody did this one yet? Unbelievable. I’ll just skip to the chorus.
Satisfaction. Satisfaction. No escape from. Satisfaction (satisfaction)
Wind me. And then don’t mind me. No escape from.
Satisfaction.
Satisfaction.
Satisfaction. etc 😛
Am I the only one who’s thinking that those second two panels would make just as much sense if you replaced M with Tigerlily Jones?
He should have braced…
“Moustachio! You sonicked him!”
Oh god, and now Bubbles has to warn the others what happened.