2019-08-30 by shaenon on August 30, 2019 at 12:01 am Chapter: Swiftly I Glide Want the original art for this strip?
It’s gonna be hard to choose a winner of the go-kart derby if they’re both a head the whole time.
Bonus points for making that comment and being first!
Depends on how violent the derby is, one might be able to win by a nose.
You can take the mindless killing machine out of the fight, but you can’t take the fight out of the mindless killing machine.
Unity is the cuter of the 2 and I luv her smile on panel four. <3
Unity is indeed adorable!
Are they talking about live action Go Karts or a video game?
I can’t even be sure whether Unity is referring to a race or to one of her hats.
My money’s on live action go-karts, but with actual exploding turtle shells.
They are probably planning on this scenario, but Sweetheart might restrict them to video games. If only because it is neater.
How ’bout bowling?
They do appear to be in an appropriate state to be rolled down a lane.
And they’ve got the right number of holes in their heads.
Dang you, Shaenon! It’s 12:30 AM and the nearest source of Neapolitan ice cream is at least half a county away!
Your area must not be as Neapolitan as a big city would be.
Minions are nearly as durable as the undead bioweapons, so Unity vs Trinity may go like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjfP2tmjtQM
What happens to the parts of UNITY’s body they’re leaving behind? That’s a lot of her ooze being abandoned!
Yeah, chest engines don’t grow on trees!
…well, outside of that one swamp anyway!
“Chest engines?”
See 2009-04-03
Wow, a ten year callback. That’s quite a memory.
I imagine it regenerates with time, so Unity will have enough to animate a full body before long. And Asig already has the technology.
Doc Lee can grow her a new one.
With wifi even!
What I love about today’s entry is how happy U.N.I.T.Y. looks in panel 4. She’s found a friend she can share interests with, even if they happen to be violent ones.
Not just a friend. She’s found out that she’s not the only one of her kind.
I mean, she can hunt prey and roll around in dead stuff with Sweetheart, but it had to be pretty lonely thinking there was no one else like her.