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2019-12-17

by shaenon on December 17, 2019 at 12:01 am
Chapter: A Life in the Woods
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  1. Salty
    December 17, 2019, 12:04 am | # | Reply

    You know what’s really impossible? Getting good Mexican food on the East Coast.

    • Ben
      December 17, 2019, 12:49 am | # | Reply

      Sure you can, you just need to know where to look!

      • Bruceski
        December 17, 2019, 1:48 am | # | Reply

        Learn to make it and you can find it anywhere.

        • Historian
          December 17, 2019, 2:37 am | # | Reply

          Not without the ingredients…

          • casimir
            December 17, 2019, 3:39 am | #

            Trying to make enchiladas in Boston circa 1977 we finally found some tortillas. They were in round flat cans.

          • Bruceski
            December 17, 2019, 6:35 pm | #

            Good chiles are hard to find.

        • Seph
          December 17, 2019, 3:21 pm | # | Reply

          Sounds like the time Rincewind learnt how to find food in the desert: you lift up a rock and there’s a jam sandwich under it.

    • waynezombie
      December 17, 2019, 10:19 am | # | Reply

      Friends of mine in VA wanted me to move to DC and open a Mexican food joint. I knew better: the best way to end up with a small fortune in the restaurant biz is to start with a large one, and I ain’t got a large one.

    • Robert Nowall
      December 17, 2019, 11:51 am | # | Reply

      Mexican food gives me the runs.

      • Efogoto
        December 17, 2019, 12:20 pm | # | Reply

        Dana Andrews said prunes gave him the runes…

      • casimir
        December 17, 2019, 12:59 pm | # | Reply

        Where are my readers? For a moment I thought you said it gives you the nuns.

        • awgiedawgie
          December 17, 2019, 1:40 pm | # | Reply

          Mexican food given to me by nuns?

          • Seph
            December 17, 2019, 3:22 pm | #

            Mexico is a majority-RC country, so it’s not impossible (or even more not impossible than usual).

          • Robert Nowall
            December 17, 2019, 5:22 pm | #

            “We’ve flattened their fingers, we’ve branded their buns. Nothing is working…send in the nuns!”

          • Foradain
            December 17, 2019, 9:13 pm | #

            I wasn’t expecting the Brooksish Inquisition….

    • Daphne Eftychia Arthur
      December 18, 2019, 4:26 am | # | Reply

      There was a good Mexican place in the middle of Philadelphia 30 years ago … mightcould still be there.

      • Daphne Eftychia Arthur
        December 18, 2019, 4:27 am | # | Reply

        Suddenly I feel old.

        • CameoAppearance
          December 19, 2019, 2:40 am | # | Reply

          Do you remember the name or approximate address? Not that I’m in Philadelphia, but I might be someday.

  2. OneUniverse
    December 17, 2019, 12:05 am | # | Reply

    The incredible is routine, and the impossible just takes a little longer.

    • dornbeast
      December 17, 2019, 12:17 am | # | Reply

      1. Nothing is impossible.
      2. The impossible takes a long time.
      Therefore, doing nothing takes a long time.

    • awgiedawgie
      December 17, 2019, 1:16 am | # | Reply

      The “difficult” I believe right away. The “impossible” sometimes takes a little longer.

      – Col. Wilhelm Klink

    • D. Walker
      December 17, 2019, 8:43 pm | # | Reply

      The difficult
      I’ll do right now
      The impossible
      Will take a little while

      – Billy Holiday

  3. Efogoto
    December 17, 2019, 12:21 am | # | Reply

    In the manner of Pavlov’s dogs, Sweetheart has learned not to say the I-word in front of Dr. Walske.

    • Archeo Lumiere
      December 17, 2019, 2:51 am | # | Reply

      Not only that, but blatantly and with a completely straight face ripped his bit right out from underneath him!

      • Towering Barbarian
        December 17, 2019, 7:45 am | # | Reply

        There are always certain hazards to being a one trick pony and this is among them. ^_^

        • s854
          December 17, 2019, 12:10 pm | # | Reply

          It’s a bit unfair to call Dr Walske a one trick pony; he can do other things. He helped the Dane kill Claire. If they meet up again, he may also be able to run and hide.

    • Seph
      December 17, 2019, 3:45 pm | # | Reply

      I’m not sure she would have used the i-word in this context anyway.

    • D. Walker
      December 17, 2019, 8:43 pm | # | Reply

      But why did Pavlov teach his dogs not to say the I-word in front of Dr. Walske?

      • Efogoto
        December 17, 2019, 10:54 pm | # | Reply

        Because they don’t carry bells?

  4. Toby Fernsler
    December 17, 2019, 12:23 am | # | Reply

    What’s his shirt say?

    • Xerxes Aragon
      December 17, 2019, 9:53 am | # | Reply

      Genocide?

      • waynezombie
        December 17, 2019, 10:21 am | # | Reply

        Genocide is St. Charlie’s fusion polka band, playing alt Friday’s at the band stand near the White Castle.

    • awgiedawgie
      December 20, 2019, 9:27 pm | # | Reply

      Judging from what I can see on this and the next couple strips, I’m guessing it says “MENDOSA”. Why it would say that, I’m not sure.

  5. sweetuncleLESLIE
    December 17, 2019, 12:49 am | # | Reply

    Hey, Salty! buy ingredients, cook as you learned from acquaintance. Or have acquaintance over to cook.
    Or don’t be so dumb and move to New Mexico. I like it here. The ‘border’ area is
    the most peaceful part of the country. Not much happens here since they killed
    Billy the Kid.

    BUT THE FOOD…..took me several years to get capable of eating fairly hot food.
    Y’oughta come now, it’s tamales season and the Indians are dancing at Tortugas.

    • Bruceski
      December 17, 2019, 1:54 am | # | Reply

      I am shocked they don’t stream Zozobra online, I watched it on TV as a kid and get homesick every August.

    • waynezombie
      December 17, 2019, 10:23 am | # | Reply

      IF you know where to eat. There’s probably a dozen places in our area, we’ll eat at two. One of them is a flat-out menace. My wife had three visiting scientists come to town, they ate at The Menace because it was located conveniently next to Walmart, and two of them were incapacitated for two days.

  6. BrokenEye, the True False Prophet
    December 17, 2019, 1:42 am | # | Reply

    Now if anybody else pinches my phrase I’ll throw them under a camel.

  7. davidbreslin101
    December 17, 2019, 7:24 am | # | Reply

    “Last time on Mission Not-That-Easy-But-Should-Be-Manageable-If-You-Put-Some-Time-And-Effort-Into-It…”

  8. Robert Nowall
    December 17, 2019, 8:06 am | # | Reply

    For extracting, maybe a good pair of pliers…

  9. CameoAppearance
    December 19, 2019, 2:37 am | # | Reply

    What’s it called?

    • CameoAppearance
      December 19, 2019, 2:38 am | # | Reply

      Dammit, that was a reply to the Mexican food conversation that misfired.

  10. WJS
    March 5, 2025, 5:36 am | # | Reply

    You’d think he’d learn. The last time he did his bit, he was shanghaied into proving what was said to be “impossible” wasn’t by doing it himself.

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