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Dr. Lee: “Close your eyes…” (taking Nick’s face in her hands)
Ginny & Nick: (sharing Love’s First Kiss – for the ages!)
Ginny: (turns her head and daintily spits out the errant umbrella)
Nick: “What just happened?” (dazed but wide-eyed stone-cold sober)
Virginia: “You just fell in love with me.” / Nick: “No.” (both simply)
Nick: “I’ve loved you for years.” (staring into her eyes)
Nick: (stepping forward, he gathers her into his arms and returns her kiss fervently)
Nick: (prolonging the kiss as he dips Virginia back, holding her reverently…)
but the umbrella gets stuck in my throat
the umbrella gets stuck in my throat
the umbrella gets stuck in my throat
the umbrella gets stuck in my throat
I’m usually not good coming up with filk lyrics. I think God whispered in my ear this time.
“I’ve got an umbrella sticking in my throat.
[He’s got an umbrella sticking in his throat.]
How it got there, I can tell.
And now it’s there it hurts like hell.
And what’s more the sensitive tissues are starting to swell.
I’ve got an umbrella sticking in my throat.
[He’s got an umbrella sticking in his throat.]
I can stand it for a while.
Although it’s absolutely vile.
For the sake of Lee I’ll bear it with a smile.”
so… if they get one secret organization to help them with their next attack, and then both skin horse and the secret organization each get another secret organization to help with the one after that, and all of them each get another secret organization to help with the one after that… this could be over in 8 or 9 waves… assuming there’s enough secret organizations to go around and Anasigma does nothing
If they got the Dave Conspiracy, they wouldn’t really need to recruit any other secret organizations. The Daves could handle that part of the operation. They have ties to the nether world (and probably ties to the underworld as well… not sure which of the two would prove to be the more useful).
A-Sig – more importantly, Mr. Green – would never admit to needing any outside help. So I think it’s safe to assume that they would not be recruiting anyone. That’s not to say they wouldn’t hire some new employees, but without much training, they’d just end up being cannon fodder.
Now young Nick Zerhakker had trouble, as we saw.
He had this little umbrella that would not leave his craw.
He tried and he tried to hock that garnish up,
But the thing was truly stuck.
He got some help from Ginny;
Stuck her tongue right down his throat.
She ties knots into cherry stems,
But that’s not all she wrote!
She spat out the umbrella while both of them were flush
With the brightest, reddest blush.
But…
The…
Drink came up, the very next instant.
Yes the drink came up, too late Zerhakker sensed it.
He really thought the barfing would drive Doctor Lee away,
But her crush was there to stay.
If Nick is anything like I am (growing up jewish), then he’s only had sips of wine for shabbat (every friday night), and during holidays. He was under-age when turned into a helicopter… So… this should be interesting.
Umbrella or not, I have to agree with Nick here. Some revelations require strong liquor. Barring whiskey, whatever is being served can do in large enough quantities.
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Good thing Dr. Lee is there to retrieve the umbrella!
Dr. Lee: “Close your eyes…” (taking Nick’s face in her hands)
Ginny & Nick: (sharing Love’s First Kiss – for the ages!)
Ginny: (turns her head and daintily spits out the errant umbrella)
Nick: “What just happened?” (dazed but wide-eyed stone-cold sober)
LOL! Laura Palmer, eat your heart out!
Virginia: “You just fell in love with me.” / Nick: “No.” (both simply)
Nick: “I’ve loved you for years.” (staring into her eyes)
Nick: (stepping forward, he gathers her into his arms and returns her kiss fervently)
Nick: (prolonging the kiss as he dips Virginia back, holding her reverently…)
You missed the bit where when Dr Lee spits it out she has folded the umbrella into an origami unicorn with her tongue.
Quick! Virginia! Give him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation!
…for a certain value of celebrating! >_>
Although I do believe that Nick has handily mastered the art of quaffing! ^_~
Hmmm…. Had he truly mastered it, he would not now have a tiny umbrella stuck in his throat.
The sort of people who quaff generally do not put tiny umbrellas in drinks.
To be fair, he didn’t put the umbrella in it.
It’s significant Virginia sought out Nick to celebrate with…
283 more bases?
ROAD TRIP!
Drunk Nick! that’s got to be good!
YES. Please let there be some incoming drunk Nick. And maybe some drunk Virginia, she’s entertaining when drunk.
Probably the first time Nick ever drank anything alcoholic. Certainly in his brand new body it’d be the first time.
but the umbrella gets stuck in my throat
the umbrella gets stuck in my throat
the umbrella gets stuck in my throat
the umbrella gets stuck in my throat
I’m usually not good coming up with filk lyrics. I think God whispered in my ear this time.
I think that was the drink whispering in your ear…
“I’ve got an umbrella sticking in my throat.
[He’s got an umbrella sticking in his throat.]
How it got there, I can tell.
And now it’s there it hurts like hell.
And what’s more the sensitive tissues are starting to swell.
I’ve got an umbrella sticking in my throat.
[He’s got an umbrella sticking in his throat.]
I can stand it for a while.
Although it’s absolutely vile.
For the sake of Lee I’ll bear it with a smile.”
Skin Horse and Co. need to up their game. Or at least rustle up a few more mad scientists. Or the Dave Conspiracy.
Perhaps they can start by raiding the fools at the Institute. ^_~
For that matter appealing to St. Charlie for help might be another option…
so… if they get one secret organization to help them with their next attack, and then both skin horse and the secret organization each get another secret organization to help with the one after that, and all of them each get another secret organization to help with the one after that… this could be over in 8 or 9 waves… assuming there’s enough secret organizations to go around and Anasigma does nothing
If they got the Dave Conspiracy, they wouldn’t really need to recruit any other secret organizations. The Daves could handle that part of the operation. They have ties to the nether world (and probably ties to the underworld as well… not sure which of the two would prove to be the more useful).
A-Sig – more importantly, Mr. Green – would never admit to needing any outside help. So I think it’s safe to assume that they would not be recruiting anyone. That’s not to say they wouldn’t hire some new employees, but without much training, they’d just end up being cannon fodder.
Unless they hired – the Dane!
Nah, he’s all flash. They handled him pretty easily before.
Now young Nick Zerhakker had trouble, as we saw.
He had this little umbrella that would not leave his craw.
He tried and he tried to hock that garnish up,
But the thing was truly stuck.
He got some help from Ginny;
Stuck her tongue right down his throat.
She ties knots into cherry stems,
But that’s not all she wrote!
She spat out the umbrella while both of them were flush
With the brightest, reddest blush.
But…
The…
Drink came up, the very next instant.
Yes the drink came up, too late Zerhakker sensed it.
He really thought the barfing would drive Doctor Lee away,
But her crush was there to stay.
What is that drink? Pink champagne?
Rosé sangrias, I think.
Each saved the other… there HAS to be some kissing (also, Westley dosen’t die).
If Nick is anything like I am (growing up jewish), then he’s only had sips of wine for shabbat (every friday night), and during holidays. He was under-age when turned into a helicopter… So… this should be interesting.
Why do you say he was underage? I figured him to be in his mid twenties when A-Sig recruited him.
Umbrella or not, I have to agree with Nick here. Some revelations require strong liquor. Barring whiskey, whatever is being served can do in large enough quantities.
I was wondering how much their robo-associates could drink. Be a shame to just offer it to those fleshy types.