That’s only if you turn two of them into palegic birds. I was assuming only one would be turned into a palegic bird and the other would still be turned into a mustelid.
Trouble with that, darkstarling, is that it’s so close to the plural of ‘mouse’, ‘meeses’ (as in ‘I hates meeses to pieces.’).
And I just quoted Hanna-Barbera. *dies of shame*
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end
of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge – her brother-in-law – an
Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: “The Hot Hands of an Oslo
Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink”…
Well of course. Who’d want a lackey without them. I think it’s a job requirement. You know.
“Wanted: Lackey. Must follow orders and possess thumbs.”
By the way, the plural of moose is moose. It’s an invariant noun, like deer, sheep or swine, which means you don’t change the word when you turn it into a plural. It is technically also true of the word “fish,” which is why the Dr. Seuss title “One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish” is grammatically correct. Feel free to win pub trivia games with this…
Um. Are there people claiming the Dr. Seuss tittle isn’t grammatically correct? Why do you say it’s “technically” true of fish? Are there people who use something other than “fish” as a plural? “A school of fish”. “Look at all those fish” “Let’s go to the aquarium and see all the fish”. “There must be over 100 fish in that tank.” What *else* would anyone say?
True, though it’s a bit archaic. Biologists still use “fishes”, but to refer to several different species at once. (“Electrosensing fishes of in the lower Amazon include the Flick-knife fish, the Siamese catfish, the Cojones….”)
Um, Sweet!heart, you may want to rethink that. Moose are really big. I mean, REALLY big. They have horns and hooves and teeth. Did I mention they weigh like a thousand pounds? The smallest moose subspecies is still over five feet four inches tall at the shoulder (about 1.84 m).
I so want to Tip to turn back into a wolf, then have a threesome with Sweetheart and Sweetheart. If the two Sweethearts don’t explode in the process.
Goink the dictatorship out of her? This could be a setup to a really weird variant of the whole ‘bathe them and bring them to me’ trope. I’d rather it didn’t mind…
Does Sweetheart Prime do puns?
Not very well.
Okay, I’m waiting for someone to post to ask if they ever turn anyone into palegic birds…
Well, one good tern deserves another.
That’s only if you turn two of them into palegic birds. I was assuming only one would be turned into a palegic bird and the other would still be turned into a mustelid.
*sigh*
No-ones going to ask.
One good tern deserves an otter.
Again, the implication that to sweetheart “human’s butcheek” is offensive
It’s likely the equivalent of a rat’s arse, only quite a bit larger.
And not as pleasant smelling!!
I’d ask how you know but I’d frankly rather remain in ignorance :p
YAY MUSTELIDS!!! Sorry, Humanity, but I have five ferrets; Mustelids rule.
Doom!
Dook!
(Stupid AutoCorrect!&
Is the plural of moose meese?
Mooseses?
Moosodes, or Moosii.
Meese all the way (for those who don’t get it, you should watch Rocky and Bullwinkle).
Didn’t know it was Bullwinkle, just that it’s what my family always says. One goose, two geese. One moose, two meese.
One Choose, two cheese?
Trouble with that, darkstarling, is that it’s so close to the plural of ‘mouse’, ‘meeses’ (as in ‘I hates meeses to pieces.’).
And I just quoted Hanna-Barbera. *dies of shame*
Thought that came from Captain Kangaroo.
That was Mr. Jinks, the cat in the Pixie and Dixie cartoons.
So, wait, does this mean the singular of Reeses is Roose?
A moose once bit my sister….
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end
of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge – her brother-in-law – an
Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: “The Hot Hands of an Oslo
Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink”…
1. What have you been drinking?
2.Will you be willing to share?
You’ve just been sacked.
The people in charge of the sacking have now been sacked
Looks like President Fancy’s tie isn’t a clip-on. But who tied it?
Well, the lacky seems to have thumbs…
Well of course. Who’d want a lackey without them. I think it’s a job requirement. You know.
“Wanted: Lackey. Must follow orders and possess thumbs.”
By the way, the plural of moose is moose. It’s an invariant noun, like deer, sheep or swine, which means you don’t change the word when you turn it into a plural. It is technically also true of the word “fish,” which is why the Dr. Seuss title “One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish” is grammatically correct. Feel free to win pub trivia games with this…
Um. Are there people claiming the Dr. Seuss tittle isn’t grammatically correct? Why do you say it’s “technically” true of fish? Are there people who use something other than “fish” as a plural? “A school of fish”. “Look at all those fish” “Let’s go to the aquarium and see all the fish”. “There must be over 100 fish in that tank.” What *else* would anyone say?
Because for fish, you can also pluralize it by saying “fishes”
True, though it’s a bit archaic. Biologists still use “fishes”, but to refer to several different species at once. (“Electrosensing fishes of in the lower Amazon include the Flick-knife fish, the Siamese catfish, the Cojones….”)
The only time I hear “fishes” is as in “sleeping with the…”
Um, Sweet!heart, you may want to rethink that. Moose are really big. I mean, REALLY big. They have horns and hooves and teeth. Did I mention they weigh like a thousand pounds? The smallest moose subspecies is still over five feet four inches tall at the shoulder (about 1.84 m).
I so want to Tip to turn back into a wolf, then have a threesome with Sweetheart and Sweetheart. If the two Sweethearts don’t explode in the process.
Goink the dictatorship out of her? This could be a setup to a really weird variant of the whole ‘bathe them and bring them to me’ trope. I’d rather it didn’t mind…
More importantly, the lackey is the most adorable character ever!
I humbly suggest you turn people into foxes. We’re warm and cuddly, and our tails are big and swishy.