Whichever part of the bacon you can’t have, we have the solution. There’s turkey bacon, and even tofu bacon (yes, you heard that right).
Here at the Iron Chef, we have everything but the kitchen sink! (Actually, you can eat that too, but I’ll warn you, the kitchen sink is pretty expensive.) The only thing no one’s allowed to eat is the Chef himself!
Could you be more insulting? This is the sort of thoughtless, hurtful comment which erodes relationships. How would you feel if Captain Bram said that to you?
One one hand, she can probably say it to Unity, because Unity would (and has in the past) cheerfully agree with her. On the other hand, that’s her management style with everyone so it is still a problem in general even if it isn’t in this specific instance.
Like Chocolate covered Manhole covers, the ADA will determine those are bad for children’s teeth.
Larry Niven reference, or did someone else ever use the idea?
Only Larry Niven, afaik.
Next on Iron Chef… actual iron!
The 13 most popular Rebar Recipes.
Bonus segment – everything is better with bacon!
What about bacon allergies?
Whichever part of the bacon you can’t have, we have the solution. There’s turkey bacon, and even tofu bacon (yes, you heard that right).
Here at the Iron Chef, we have everything but the kitchen sink! (Actually, you can eat that too, but I’ll warn you, the kitchen sink is pretty expensive.) The only thing no one’s allowed to eat is the Chef himself!
Careful. U.N.I.T.Y. might want to test that theory.
Notice I didn’t say you can’t eat the Chef. I said you’re not allowed to.
Um. Not for Nick.
Turkey bacon. There may be a little snafu regarding the kitchen it’s prepared in, but the bacon itself is, in fact, Kosher.
Duck bacon is better. The texture and fat content are closer to pork belly.
I didn’t know duck bacon was a thing.
An important part of any well-fortified diet.
You can run with Unity or run from Unity!
“Emergency hearse” is one those simple phrases that hit me like a truck full of laughs
After losing one arm, then the other…well, everybody isn’t as active as the Black Knight…
‘Tis but a scratch, I suppose.
Not if he’s taking it lying down at the morgue, it’s not.
By the byway…”hangry” with an “a?”
Indeed. You’re not yourself when you’re hangry…
You’ve not heard of that? It means “bad-tempered or irritable as a result of hunger”.
Sweetheart! “I wasn’t expecting competence.”?
Could you be more insulting? This is the sort of thoughtless, hurtful comment which erodes relationships. How would you feel if Captain Bram said that to you?
One one hand, she can probably say it to Unity, because Unity would (and has in the past) cheerfully agree with her. On the other hand, that’s her management style with everyone so it is still a problem in general even if it isn’t in this specific instance.
Nice to see Unity is old school in her choice of Rebar. Myself, if I want lime-green epoxy, I’ll drink it from the can, straight.
Lime-green epoxy? Is that what they’re calling Mountain Dew these days?
It’s the color of the Epoxy-coated rebar.
Though the things they do to ‘mainstream’ soft drinks these days…