That gun altNick is carrying looks really high-tech. Perhaps it has a fingerprint ID safety? Which could be remotely scrambled? Without having to involve conscious volition?
Drop your pants, Zerhakker,
She wants sex with you.
Even though we all know
That you have no clue.
Keep it up for hours
Like she says you’ll do.
Drop your pants, Zerhakker,
She wants sex with you.
Drop your pants, Zerhakker,
We know how you feel.
Once you get it started,
It is made of steel
She’s now in the crosshairs
And you know the deal.
Drop your pants, Zerhakker,
We know how you feel.
Drop your pants, Zerhakker,
Show them what you got.
Even though you’re acting
Like it’s not a lot.
Dr. Lee is waiting,
And she thinks you’re hot.
Drop your pants, Zerhakker,
Show them what you’ve got.
Drop your pants, Zerhakker,
You’ll get by somehow
Give it up for Ginny,
All that she’ll allow.
This could be your last chance,
She’s in danger now.
Drop your pants, Zerhakker,
You’ll get by somehow.
—from “Keep Your Pants On, Skipper,” which I couldn’t find online, but the whole thing ultimately derives from “Let Me Call You Sweetheart,” which has nothing to do with Capt. Fancy…
After having had to deal with two Tips, Ginnie’s threat may be just the thing to send alt-Nick running. As Popeye the Sailor once said, “Enough is too much!”.
For anyone out there thinkin’ this is a good idea IRL: Keeping it up for hours is a. painful medical issue, and hits b. “Aren’t you done yet?!?” levels of her being annoyed.
Robin Williams had it right.
I bring this up bc just now and then, somewhere there’s going to be some poor teenager (or grown dude) believing it.
Not going into clinical medical detail, just from a layman’s point of view…well, when they talked about “contact a doctor if you have an erection that lasts more than four hours,” it never seemed like a problem. More like a gift.
Like I said, not going into clinical medical detail.
Past an hour and it tends to be painful for most people. Past six hours, and it leads to complications, potentially involving impotence.
… >.>
Something to look up is “priapism.” Sex is a complicated, but wonderful thing and it’s worth talking up and knowing about! We need these frank discussions. Humor’s cool, but you gotta know the truth, too.
Going into clinical medical detail, strictly speaking, priapism is more than just a prolonged erection. There are actually three different types and all of them share the trademark of persisting in the absence of stimulation.
Two types ‘can’ lead to impotency, but in the case of the first (ischemic), it’s generally quite painful so you’re more than likely going to take steps to rectify it before it gets to that point.
The second (intermittent ischemic) is also painful, but as it comes and goes, depending on the severity you may ignore it. For both of these, four hours is when you start taking damage.
The third (nonischemic) is probably what more guys would ‘want’, as it’s basically a normal erection that just doesn’t go down. These usually go away after a few hours, however while they can persist for longer, it’s not really to any detriment. An ice-pack is usually enough to start the shutdown sequence, otherwise, use it while you got it.
A good metaphor would be that ischemic and intermittent ischemic is like trying to overfill a balloon that doesn’t want to inflate. You’re gonna start to stretch the seams and more air’s gonna leak out the longer it’s overfilled.
Nonischemic is like filling a normal sized balloon and keeping it filled after the party’s over. No harm done other than a memento of a good time or an opportunity for an encore performance.
She can’t either. Nick.
I’m not sure that she knows either.
Agreed. In a few days time, when she has the leisure to consider her words, she will cringe and try to hide under the bed in shame.
I’m still expecting Ginny’s counterpart to get ate, who’s supposed to be helping her again?
Looks like she’s on her own. ~_~
Shouldn’t that be “get eaten?”
Maybe it should be, but it isn’t.
I believe the proper term is, “Get et.”
Nick, you remember your pacifism? Now’s the time to repudiate it! ^_^
I just knew he’d have performance anxiety.
That gun altNick is carrying looks really high-tech. Perhaps it has a fingerprint ID safety? Which could be remotely scrambled? Without having to involve conscious volition?
Drop your pants, Zerhakker,
She wants sex with you.
Even though we all know
That you have no clue.
Keep it up for hours
Like she says you’ll do.
Drop your pants, Zerhakker,
She wants sex with you.
Drop your pants, Zerhakker,
We know how you feel.
Once you get it started,
It is made of steel
She’s now in the crosshairs
And you know the deal.
Drop your pants, Zerhakker,
We know how you feel.
Drop your pants, Zerhakker,
Show them what you got.
Even though you’re acting
Like it’s not a lot.
Dr. Lee is waiting,
And she thinks you’re hot.
Drop your pants, Zerhakker,
Show them what you’ve got.
Drop your pants, Zerhakker,
You’ll get by somehow
Give it up for Ginny,
All that she’ll allow.
This could be your last chance,
She’s in danger now.
Drop your pants, Zerhakker,
You’ll get by somehow.
—from “Keep Your Pants On, Skipper,” which I couldn’t find online, but the whole thing ultimately derives from “Let Me Call You Sweetheart,” which has nothing to do with Capt. Fancy…
Perhaps not right in the middle of a battle, though.
“It’s now or never…their love won’t wait.”
Damn you, I was drinking
As Garfield once said, if you can’t convince ’em, confuse ’em.
After having had to deal with two Tips, Ginnie’s threat may be just the thing to send alt-Nick running. As Popeye the Sailor once said, “Enough is too much!”.
For anyone out there thinkin’ this is a good idea IRL: Keeping it up for hours is a. painful medical issue, and hits b. “Aren’t you done yet?!?” levels of her being annoyed.
Robin Williams had it right.
I bring this up bc just now and then, somewhere there’s going to be some poor teenager (or grown dude) believing it.
Not going into clinical medical detail, just from a layman’s point of view…well, when they talked about “contact a doctor if you have an erection that lasts more than four hours,” it never seemed like a problem. More like a gift.
Like I said, not going into clinical medical detail.
Past an hour and it tends to be painful for most people. Past six hours, and it leads to complications, potentially involving impotence.
… >.>
Something to look up is “priapism.” Sex is a complicated, but wonderful thing and it’s worth talking up and knowing about! We need these frank discussions. Humor’s cool, but you gotta know the truth, too.
Yeah. What a fantasy killer.
Going into clinical medical detail, strictly speaking, priapism is more than just a prolonged erection. There are actually three different types and all of them share the trademark of persisting in the absence of stimulation.
Two types ‘can’ lead to impotency, but in the case of the first (ischemic), it’s generally quite painful so you’re more than likely going to take steps to rectify it before it gets to that point.
The second (intermittent ischemic) is also painful, but as it comes and goes, depending on the severity you may ignore it. For both of these, four hours is when you start taking damage.
The third (nonischemic) is probably what more guys would ‘want’, as it’s basically a normal erection that just doesn’t go down. These usually go away after a few hours, however while they can persist for longer, it’s not really to any detriment. An ice-pack is usually enough to start the shutdown sequence, otherwise, use it while you got it.
A good metaphor would be that ischemic and intermittent ischemic is like trying to overfill a balloon that doesn’t want to inflate. You’re gonna start to stretch the seams and more air’s gonna leak out the longer it’s overfilled.
Nonischemic is like filling a normal sized balloon and keeping it filled after the party’s over. No harm done other than a memento of a good time or an opportunity for an encore performance.
I hope this salvages the fantasy somewhat.