Memories, stuck within the cuttings on the drum
Memories, adding up to quite a tidy sum
Little House gave it to us
For all we know, it’s glorious
Moustachio without a fuss
The famous Crystal Palace burst apart with good memories
Good memories.
Of Old War fights and afterglow
And rampage of so long ago
And reading Edgar Allan Poe
And aftermaths and deskbound days anew
Memories, stuck within the cuttings on the drum
Memories, adding up to quite a tidy sum
Memories, memories, good memories.
Okay: 1. you shouldn’t handle heavy machinery after drinking heavily; 2. Bubbles, at her core, is nothing but heavy machinery; 3. she has also apparently been drinking heavily (or at least having jello shots dissolve into her water tank); leading to 4. Bubbles cannot operate herself at this point.
So the logical conclusion is that when she falls over later, it is not due to overindulgence, but in the spirit of public safety.
First, it was coffee. Now it’s jello shots. This can’t end well.
Or it could end really, Really well!
Don’t talk with your mouth full, Bubbles.
Do robots dream of electronic booze? ^_~
I didn’t know they sold pre-made jello shots. Perhaps I should not have skipped those classes in partying and drunkenness in college.
Surprised me when I found out. Jello gelatin is the easiest thing to cook.
I didn’t either – I had a lot of drunken party friends and their jello shots were always homemade!
I have always thought of the snakes as minors… “Baby Snakes”… so hopefully they’re not getting smashed on Tom Lehrer’s tragically unpatented recipe…
From “Memories.” Not that one, but the other one.
Memories, stuck within the cuttings on the drum
Memories, adding up to quite a tidy sum
Little House gave it to us
For all we know, it’s glorious
Moustachio without a fuss
The famous Crystal Palace burst apart with good memories
Good memories.
Of Old War fights and afterglow
And rampage of so long ago
And reading Edgar Allan Poe
And aftermaths and deskbound days anew
Memories, stuck within the cuttings on the drum
Memories, adding up to quite a tidy sum
Memories, memories, good memories.
Yes, they’ve managed to get a machine drunk. Despite that she has “no edible organs at all!”
More impressive is that the Jello shots are not dissolved at all.
Maybe previous shots have saturated the fluid already, or Shaenon is using artistic license to convey the situation.
Happy Birthday, Shaenon! Ed reminded me 🙂
Yes, happy birthday. Everybody’s got at least one, and today it’s your turn.
Happy Birthday!
I would sing you the song, but someone still holds the copyright.
Joyeux anniversaire, Shaenon!
Happy birthday, Shaenon!
Yes, Happy Birthday!
Shaenon has the same birthday as me? Cool.
May the Fourth be with you (and me).
Happy birfday to yooooooooooooooou! My best to you and yours, especially the cookie crusher! He’s getting about old enough for a dog, isn’t he?
Looks like I need to get in on this.
Happy birthday!
Thanks, everyone!
Happy birthday. I suppose this means the Cinco de Mayo festivities starts early?
Star Wars Day. How appropriate.
Okay: 1. you shouldn’t handle heavy machinery after drinking heavily; 2. Bubbles, at her core, is nothing but heavy machinery; 3. she has also apparently been drinking heavily (or at least having jello shots dissolve into her water tank); leading to 4. Bubbles cannot operate herself at this point.
So the logical conclusion is that when she falls over later, it is not due to overindulgence, but in the spirit of public safety.
(Happy Birthday, Shaenon.)
Happy Late Birthday!