Unity has never been exactly stupid, she’s just incredibly distractable and those distractions tend to terminate in A) Kill it. B) Eat it. C) A then B.
“As it turned out, [Unity] had nothing to worry about. There was plenty of tasty food to eat in the outside world, not to mention plenty of nice people to meet, and plenty of fun things to play with. Sometimes these were all the same thing.”
But why is it always shifting as a sleeveless, backless, evening dress? It’s like Unity is forever walking the green carpet, or consuming a whole prom.
I said it before, and I’ll say it again. U.N.I.T.Y.’s clockspeed may be a little low, but there is nothing wrong with her brains. Her current supply at least, not tomorrow’s lunch (different comment thread there).
Hmmm, well when she puts it that way
TV tropes: too dumb to fool
Comes to mind
Unity has never been exactly stupid, she’s just incredibly distractable and those distractions tend to terminate in A) Kill it. B) Eat it. C) A then B.
“Eat it, kill it, make friends with it, or take a bath in it. Those are the points on your moral compass.”
🙂 Always the strip I read right after this one each night.
🙂 !!!
Unity is a more morally complex character than schlock. She adds ‘goink it’ to the list :p
But she doesn’t really have “take a bath in it”. Mind you, she does have “make a hat from it” and “steal it’s arms”.
“As it turned out, [Unity] had nothing to worry about. There was plenty of tasty food to eat in the outside world, not to mention plenty of nice people to meet, and plenty of fun things to play with. Sometimes these were all the same thing.”
Don’t forget kill it, then make it into a hat.
Actually, though. What’s going on, Unity? This does feel somewhat out of character.
Her new half is composed of stuff from Swamp Unity, maybe there’s residual brain stuff in there.
She occasionally gets this way. SmartUnity switches a high Wis for Int.
…And thus we see the difference between a high Intelligence, and a high Wisdom.
“Intelligence, to be useful, must be used for something other than defeating itself.”
Smarts does not equal insight! Unity is laser accurate about who she is, what she needs, and what’s important!
So, mirror Unity/the swamp ate Anasigma? Is Dr. Lee in there somewhere?
Well, the Anasigma office was pretty trashed when Our Skin Horse came through it…
It’s rather a long way from California though. I doubt the Biomass went all the way to Pennsylvania and back.
Didn’t Their Artie think the exact same thing about Sergio?
“She is the Government; You are the Zombie Swamp.”
There’s a difference?
One of them is a thick quagmire through which progress is impossible. The other is the zombie swamp. Hey-o.
All thanks to ‘gerymandering’.
Here’s a quick vid on it.
‘Incentive Systems and Politics III – Breaking the Gridlock in US Government’
Goo goo g’ joob?
Love the ever-shifting gown of greenery!
But why is it always shifting as a sleeveless, backless, evening dress? It’s like Unity is forever walking the green carpet, or consuming a whole prom.
The Swamp needs to eat a few more fashion designers.
I said it before, and I’ll say it again. U.N.I.T.Y.’s clockspeed may be a little low, but there is nothing wrong with her brains. Her current supply at least, not tomorrow’s lunch (different comment thread there).