I don’t know what George Carlin was thinking. If the opportunity for me to get laid was hindered only by a bunch of coats on the bed, I wouldn’t hesitate for a second to throw the coats on the floor.
The only safe turkeys today are the jive turkeys. And Chester, but I’m pretty sure I’m the only one left who remembers Chester the Turkey…
Now, off to find a hot tamale…
Remember, Tigerlily’s own Mojo seems to have been messed up since she first ran into Tip – she’s only able to make square, uncool robots. Perhaps this will restore her funk levels and she’ll be able to tear the roof off A-Sig.
But even with her mojo restored, she’d still only be able to make small robots.
Ah… but maybe she could make a bunch of small robots which would then themselves combine into a giant robot, powered by man-portable fusion pie, and led by Hitty and Moustachio.
It does appear that the Americanâs *need* their half-price televisions. Certainly not worthy of lining up in a crowd or getting in a physical fight over oneâŚ
Some people seem predisposed to physical violence, and will use some pretty stupid things as excuses for it…. half-price TVs, front-row concert tickets, that foul ball that was hit directly to one person, who caught it – but someone three seats away swears it should have been theirs… Now, common sense would tell you that starting such a fight will almost guarantee that you wonât get whatever youâre fighting over, and may very well land you in jail, but then physical violence is rarely the product of common sense.
As for lining up in a crowd, even I will admit to doing that once or twice for a chance to get something at half price. Of course, when I got there two hours before the store opened, and saw how long the line was already, I should have just gone back home and gone back to bed, because there wasnât a snowballâs chance in Guam that there was going to be anything left by the time I finally made it in the store…. which is why I havenât gone and stood in line for anything like that in probably 15 years or more.
Besides, there are any number of such deals that can be had online (and in fact, a lot of online retailers begin offering their âBlack Fridayâ deals at the beginning of the week, and continue them all the way through âCyber Mondayâ).
So how does a Tip without Mojo persuade Tigerlily that this is a good idea? o_O
Because the idea is just crazy enough that it might work. And if there’s one thing Mad scientists like, it’s crazy ideas.
Still, he better bring his Barry White collection.
Aand Al Green.
A million-to-one chance. Bound to pay off.
THE FUNK DEMANDS IT!
Okay, but make sure she says yes before you do.
Better yet, make her think it’s her idea.
Time to fill the swimming pool…
I’ve read it a thousand times (give or take), and it just clicked in my head the overall impact of his filling the pool. O_O
The fate of the world hinged on filling the pool in another tale I could mention.
Arite is going to turn into a drowned gerbil again?
Happy Thanksgiving to all of the US jiveturkeys!
Happly Thanksgiving, y’alls.
Though it doesn’t seem our holiday will be as much fun as Tip’s, have a good time, everybody, anyway.
Not today, George Carlin tells us nobody get laid on Thanksgiving. All the coats are on the bed.
Will we find out what happened with this before or after we find out what happened to Nick?
I don’t know what George Carlin was thinking. If the opportunity for me to get laid was hindered only by a bunch of coats on the bed, I wouldn’t hesitate for a second to throw the coats on the floor.
Dunno. Sex amongst a bunch of stranger’s coats on someone else’s bed could be a lot of fun!
The only safe turkeys today are the jive turkeys. And Chester, but I’m pretty sure I’m the only one left who remembers Chester the Turkey…
Now, off to find a hot tamale…
https://retro-otr.com/2018/11/lum-and-abner-chester-the-turkey-461128/ I love this show…
ME TOO!
That’s honky suckah pig-headed jive turkey fool to you!
Remember, Tigerlily’s own Mojo seems to have been messed up since she first ran into Tip – she’s only able to make square, uncool robots. Perhaps this will restore her funk levels and she’ll be able to tear the roof off A-Sig.
But even with her mojo restored, she’d still only be able to make small robots.
Ah… but maybe she could make a bunch of small robots which would then themselves combine into a giant robot, powered by man-portable fusion pie, and led by Hitty and Moustachio.
Moustachio would make such a fantastic General!
Re-expose her to the same stimuli to improve her resistance to it. Works with viruses, so why not?
This was meant as a reply to Bruce A Munro (above).
Hair of the dog?
Different stimulus. I don’t think Sweetheart can help here. đ
Gate Keeper? Key Master? Where the heck is Gozer?
Not on this plane yet. He/she/it’ll arrive once the first two get together to open the gate on top of Annex One.
It does appear that the Americanâs *need* their half-price televisions. Certainly not worthy of lining up in a crowd or getting in a physical fight over oneâŚ
Some people seem predisposed to physical violence, and will use some pretty stupid things as excuses for it…. half-price TVs, front-row concert tickets, that foul ball that was hit directly to one person, who caught it – but someone three seats away swears it should have been theirs… Now, common sense would tell you that starting such a fight will almost guarantee that you wonât get whatever youâre fighting over, and may very well land you in jail, but then physical violence is rarely the product of common sense.
As for lining up in a crowd, even I will admit to doing that once or twice for a chance to get something at half price. Of course, when I got there two hours before the store opened, and saw how long the line was already, I should have just gone back home and gone back to bed, because there wasnât a snowballâs chance in Guam that there was going to be anything left by the time I finally made it in the store…. which is why I havenât gone and stood in line for anything like that in probably 15 years or more.
Besides, there are any number of such deals that can be had online (and in fact, a lot of online retailers begin offering their âBlack Fridayâ deals at the beginning of the week, and continue them all the way through âCyber Mondayâ).
You mean Tip has to get his funk on?