a dirty dwarven unicorn prostitute is an appalling abomination. what kind of perverted creep could ever appreciate the company of such a twisted alluring bundle of curves and slutty inuendo and… i’ll be in my bunk.
I populated my imaginary world with quasi-clones of myself, too. Maybe a little more variation in hair and skin color, but that’s about it. You would know, you’re one of them.
“I’m gonna’ hire a wino to decorate our home
“So you’ll feel more at ease here, and you won’t have to roam
“We’ll take out the dining room table, and put a bar along that wall
“And a neon sign, to point the way, to our bathroom down the hall.”
Dear gods above, it IS like that DS9 episode!
Yep, called it, not to find the real baron.
Reminds me of “Little Lost Robot” with Nick playing the part of Susan Calvin.
Rimmerworld! Red Dwarf!
Rimmerworld was weeks ago! We’re far more concerned at the moment about the quite hideous thing that’s happened to Tip.
Ew.
Seconded.
a dirty dwarven unicorn prostitute is an appalling abomination. what kind of perverted creep could ever appreciate the company of such a twisted alluring bundle of curves and slutty inuendo and… i’ll be in my bunk.
He was disappointed by being unable to play at the casinos, so he retreated to the VR where he could create his own casino and play with himself.
Excellent wordplay acknowledged!
Is femme-Baron dabbing in the last panel, or is that just the internet ruining me?
I think he [she?] is trying to stage-whisper, holding a hand [hoof] against one’s mouth to cover one’s lip movements.
Not even Tip could get behind THAT makeover!
We all know self-centered people who think the world is all about them. For an AI this is just the logical next step.
I populated my imaginary world with quasi-clones of myself, too. Maybe a little more variation in hair and skin color, but that’s about it. You would know, you’re one of them.
The Baron. He MUST be stopped. Does his evil no bounds? … Yes, I’m laughing, nice after just having a little cry before I saw this comic.
“Does his evil know no bounds?”
That’s one of those magic phrases – sort of like asking “what else could possibly go wrong?”
Okay, I’m getting vibes from Gremlins 2. Remember the one gremlin that took female hormones and started stalking the corporate henchman?
Let us but hope that the, ahem, “working girl” is there just for background flavor, otherwise the possibilities start getting very disturbing.
Love how the gestures in the second panel show that they’re mind-synched.
“Malkovich Malkovich?”
“Malkovich. Malkovich *Malkovich* Malkovich.”
That’s where my mind went too!
“I’m going to build my own theme park with blackjack and hookers” – Bender
“I’m gonna’ hire a wino to decorate our home
“So you’ll feel more at ease here, and you won’t have to roam
“We’ll take out the dining room table, and put a bar along that wall
“And a neon sign, to point the way, to our bathroom down the hall.”