Don’t give in, Nick! I’ve been reading management books. It’s better to die a corporate drone than to live as a free man. Negativity won’t help you achieve your goal, assuming your goal is to become moderately wealthy by building commerce websites, and whose isn’t?
“Use the Snark, Nick!”
The snark side is strong.
Don’t give in, Nick! I’ve been reading management books. It’s better to die a corporate drone than to live as a free man. Negativity won’t help you achieve your goal, assuming your goal is to become moderately wealthy by building commerce websites, and whose isn’t?
“The Snark is strong with this one!”
As long as he doesn’t kill any younglings, I’m fine with whatever this Nick does from now on.
But how will Unity get her oiled babies with ketchup?
Oh no! Starting ti hear the voice of Kryten!
Oh no! Starting to hear the voice of Kryten!
Wait, wait, what happened with the wave of swamp that was about to crash down on them?
It’s this sort of thing that drives the Annie Wilkes of this world to violence.
Yes, it really looks like we skipped a page, or this was posted in the wrong place.
Whew – THAT was a narrow escape that would have been too difficult to draw/explain!
Power up the snark drive.
Actually it could be anybody snarking in there…
All ahead Snark Factor one – engage!
I teared up a little.
“The drive to snark”??
I’M the one in there? (or is there a mass rush by readers to make that claim?)
What is the current population of Snark? Because it is about to be increased by one 😀
They’ve taught an AI to say no before, Nick – no matter how restrained – should be a piece of cake
The snark side of the farce?
So Nick’s disgust of Tip’s hair (and Tip in general) will bring him back to life? Brilliant!!
The good news: Tip’s skills as a psychologist have been vindicated, he has finally reached the human in the machine and started to draw it out.
The bad news: The human in question is Nick, and drawing him out at this point is counterproductive to everyone’s lifespan.
(sigh) Sometimes you can’t win for winning.
Seems about time for some buttermilk pancakes, eh?
I think the problem here is that A-Sig got there first.
I want our Nick back. *sniff*
He’s snarking! That means we’re making progress!
Good, give into your anger! Shout me down with all your hatred and your journey towards the snark side will be complete!
I sense the approaching singularity…
There’s been an awakening. Have you felt it?
The snark side.