I’ll trade you for a Bluto torso and three slightly used livers.
Those’ll taste good with some olive oil….
I see, with my one good eye, what you did there.
Ahem, that would be Olive _Oyl_. And yes, I know, my age is showing.
I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a handburger today…
Eye yam what eye yam.
Sweetheart should know that you shouldn’t look a gift corpse in the mouth!
She’s a dog, not a hyena.
So, she really, deep down, wants to roll around in that pile of dead bodies
Ding! Ding! Ding! Tell him what he’s won, Johnny!
Well, Bob, for that answer, Rick has won… the internet!
Arm sanitizer?
Hand sanitizer. It’s for Brian.
What contortions does Brian have to go through to apply said hand sanitizer to his back? Or does it just remove the crazy from Brian?
He inverts his chirality*, so the back of his hand** becomes his palm.
* First time I got to use this word in a sentence!
** This sounds weird for Brian, but we talk about “his/her body” for more intact persons all the time.
Congratualations! I’ve /said/ “chirality”, but I’ve never witten or typed it. Until now. Thanks for the opportunity!
He’s right-handed today.
Use enough of it, and it becomes dog sanitizer. A good alternative to a B-A-T-H.
Do these Popeye arms have those little anchor tattoos
They’re from California, so maybe?
No, Queen Elena is from Florida.
Decomposition bloating: the zombie’s substitute for steroids.
So who were these people who are now disarmed disheartened & delivered?
Support from Elena’s dead nation. A truckload for consideration. Without some palavers, some rotting cadavers are dumped in their laps—a donation?
Do you intend to compile these?
Technical problem of some sort kept me from replying to TheWreck above. If this posts—if—the answer is “not at all.”
I’ll trade you for a Bluto torso and three slightly used livers.
Those’ll taste good with some olive oil….
I see, with my one good eye, what you did there.
Ahem, that would be Olive _Oyl_. And yes, I know, my age is showing.
I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a handburger today…
Eye yam what eye yam.
Sweetheart should know that you shouldn’t look a gift corpse in the mouth!
She’s a dog, not a hyena.
So, she really, deep down, wants to roll around in that pile of dead bodies
Ding! Ding! Ding! Tell him what he’s won, Johnny!
Well, Bob, for that answer, Rick has won… the internet!
Arm sanitizer?
Hand sanitizer. It’s for Brian.
What contortions does Brian have to go through to apply said hand sanitizer to his back? Or does it just remove the crazy from Brian?
He inverts his chirality*, so the back of his hand** becomes his palm.
* First time I got to use this word in a sentence!
** This sounds weird for Brian, but we talk about “his/her body” for more intact persons all the time.
Congratualations! I’ve /said/ “chirality”, but I’ve never witten or typed it. Until now. Thanks for the opportunity!
He’s right-handed today.
Use enough of it, and it becomes dog sanitizer. A good alternative to a B-A-T-H.
Do these Popeye arms have those little anchor tattoos
They’re from California, so maybe?
No, Queen Elena is from Florida.
Decomposition bloating: the zombie’s substitute for steroids.
So who were these people who are now disarmed disheartened & delivered?
Support from Elena’s dead nation. A truckload for consideration. Without some palavers, some rotting cadavers are dumped in their laps—a donation?
Do you intend to compile these?
Technical problem of some sort kept me from replying to TheWreck above. If this posts—if—the answer is “not at all.”