Oogum, oogum, boogum, boogum,
Booguma baby I’m caught in this spell on me.
I say “Oogum, oogum, boogum, boogum,
Booguma baby I’m caught in this spell on me.
You’ve got me sayin’ funny things up and down
And took to me.
When I see your hair and snoot in my tree-hugger route,
It’s all right, you’re quite a sight.
And I know I might get hurt when I stop and try to flirt,
I concede it, now, that I can dig it.
Well, then, I say…
Oogum, oogum, boogum, boogum,
Booguma baby I’m caught in this spell on me.
I say “Oogum, oogum, boogum, boogum,
Booguma baby I’m caught in this spell on me.
You’ve got me sayin’ funny things up and down
And took to me.
When you growl and take that stance
I freeze in place, I’m so entranced
I can’t move, I cannot prove,
Would you believe, little guy, that I’m multiphase-y on you.
Oooh, my, my, my Devil’s got a spell on me.
Oooh, disperse-y, sperce-y with me.
When you’re reverse engineering, thick pelt and things,
You’re worthwhile, dude, I know you’re wild.
And you give off that stench-bloat, and you’re bitin’ and posin’
Takes a toll, it takes a big toll…
I just say who’s spittin’ ooze say who’s spittin ooze…
Say who’s spittin’ ooze while castin’ a spell on me…
Well, I say, “Who’s spittin ooze, say who’s spittin’ ooze…”
Please put that crypid down, Yu. You’re making it feel unconformable.
There’s a distinct similarity between panel 3 here and panel 4 from two days ago.
Well, you can anagram “new mascot” into “canst meow.”
I’m not sure what that means, but it’s 2AM. I’m not sure about ANYTHING.
Never mind the cryptid, I’m pretty sure Nera, Tip, and Nick are feeling uncomfortable at this.
What’s Data’s brother got to do with the cryptids?
He tells tall tales about them.
Jersey Devil: “Sigh, Just my luck. Meeting with lunatic hooman”
“Please stop doing that. In five minutes.”
I think Jonah’s mind was already somewhat addled.
So they have the same superpower as cats?
Many small mammals can do it, but cats just keep it longer.
So next Sunday we’ll get a large sketch of a cryptid so I can use it as my profile pic?
Oogum, oogum, boogum, boogum,
Booguma baby I’m caught in this spell on me.
I say “Oogum, oogum, boogum, boogum,
Booguma baby I’m caught in this spell on me.
You’ve got me sayin’ funny things up and down
And took to me.
When I see your hair and snoot in my tree-hugger route,
It’s all right, you’re quite a sight.
And I know I might get hurt when I stop and try to flirt,
I concede it, now, that I can dig it.
Well, then, I say…
Oogum, oogum, boogum, boogum,
Booguma baby I’m caught in this spell on me.
I say “Oogum, oogum, boogum, boogum,
Booguma baby I’m caught in this spell on me.
You’ve got me sayin’ funny things up and down
And took to me.
When you growl and take that stance
I freeze in place, I’m so entranced
I can’t move, I cannot prove,
Would you believe, little guy, that I’m multiphase-y on you.
Oooh, my, my, my Devil’s got a spell on me.
Oooh, disperse-y, sperce-y with me.
When you’re reverse engineering, thick pelt and things,
You’re worthwhile, dude, I know you’re wild.
And you give off that stench-bloat, and you’re bitin’ and posin’
Takes a toll, it takes a big toll…
I just say who’s spittin’ ooze say who’s spittin ooze…
Say who’s spittin’ ooze while castin’ a spell on me…
Well, I say, “Who’s spittin ooze, say who’s spittin’ ooze…”
—from “The Oogum Boogum Song,” Brenton Wood.
Triple A-plus! Devil got soul!
My dog makes that exact same face when my mother-in-law hugs him.