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2013-10-15

by shaenon on October 15, 2013 at 12:01 am
Chapter: My Brother Sam Is Dead
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  1. edddddthemadgenius
    October 15, 2013, 12:09 am | # | Reply

    why does the art look really fantastic today? it could just be me but it looks realy good

    • andaisq
      October 15, 2013, 9:05 am | # | Reply

      Sweetheart’s mouth in the second panel is an expression that doesn’t usually appear, which makes it seem like the art style is evolving.

      • Corye
        October 15, 2013, 9:13 am | # | Reply

        sweetheart’s lying through her teeth, which i think isn’t something she does very often.

  2. Andrew
    October 15, 2013, 12:14 am | # | Reply

    Wait…Apple Jacks don’t taste like apples? Do they taste like snogberries?

    • Matt Mather
      October 15, 2013, 12:23 am | # | Reply

      Hmmm… so this confirms Unity definitely has the personality of an adult, despite her childlike tendencies. Apple Jack commercials are the axiom, this strip is the proof!

  3. Jay Eff
    October 15, 2013, 12:32 am | # | Reply

    “Why don’t they taste like apples? And how do they cram all that graham??”

  4. heckblazer
    October 15, 2013, 12:48 am | # | Reply

    “Why did they name a kiddie cereal after a strong alcoholic drink?”

    • Saberbeam
      October 15, 2013, 3:01 pm | # | Reply

      Must be some form of long term advertising… The folks that make the drink pay a proxy company to sell a cereal of the same name. Whole generations that grew up on the applejacks cereal get to drinking age and buy the applejack drink, subconsciously associating it with their favorite childhood cereal. I tell you, it’s just a matter time before they launch Applejack, the superhero with strangely apple-based superpowers.

      • Rex Vivat
        October 15, 2013, 4:36 pm | # | Reply

        Er… http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Applejack

      • theauldgrump
        October 15, 2013, 10:04 pm | # | Reply

        Errr….

        Applejack is just a nickname for hard cider, rough cider, or scrumpie.

        No brand name need apply.

        Jack palsy is a term given to the shakes after lonterm drinking of applejack.

        When I was a wee lad, Applejacks used to boast that they were made with ‘bits of real apple!’….

        Then they started boasting that they tasted nothing like apples….

  5. eddurd
    October 15, 2013, 1:01 am | # | Reply

    (TUNE: “Paperback Writer”, The Beatles)

    Apple Jacks hater … hater … hater …

    There’s some things, Sweetheart, that I just don’t get,
    I mean like table manners or the Internet!
    And your moods that, lately, have been going south,
    And you leave a bad taste in my mouth
    Just like an Apple Jacks hater …
    Apple Jacks hater!

    They don’t taste like apples, not a Rome or Mac,
    If you get ’em soggy, they don’t taste like jack!
    As for you, you’re getting double cranky now,
    And without you, how
    Can I avoid to be an Apple Jacks hater?
    Apple Jacks hater!

     Apple Jacks hater …
      Apple Jacks hater …
     Apple Jacks hater …
      Apple Jacks hater …

  6. Jeff Klein
    October 15, 2013, 1:39 am | # | Reply

    Hey- we eat what we like!

  7. Batteryhorse
    October 15, 2013, 2:06 am | # | Reply

    That… Is an excellent question.

  8. Moor
    October 15, 2013, 2:13 am | # | Reply

    They taste like snozzcumbers.

    • BMunro
      October 15, 2013, 5:09 am | # | Reply

      Depending on who you ask, either frogskin and rotten fish or cockroaches and slime wanglers? Well, that’s one cereal off my shopping list…

  9. Ian Thompson
    October 15, 2013, 6:36 am | # | Reply

    Unfortunately bubbles doesn’t seem to swing that way. But it is weird for sweetheart to disapprove of two sapient beings striking up romance. Could unity/sweetheart actually be a thing?

    • Katrika
      October 15, 2013, 9:55 am | # | Reply

      Um… not only is it confirmed to be a thing, but Sweetheart is bigoted against interspecies romance. Her reaction here makes perfect sense.

      • iburns
        October 15, 2013, 3:26 pm | # | Reply

        Yeah. “Misegenation is a sign of the end times” and all, which I REALLY didn’t expect to hear from someone in her line of work. Unless it was just an excuse, but…

      • Ian Thompson
        October 15, 2013, 6:39 pm | # | Reply

        I know they are best friends who live together but isn’t that the actual truth rather than a euphemism?

        • Rex Vivat
          October 16, 2013, 2:17 am | # | Reply

          Here. http://zerhakker.livejournal.com/21861.html

    • M
      October 15, 2013, 4:49 pm | # | Reply

      Doesn’t swing that way? Have we had any indication of Bubbles’ sexual orientation, or even if she (or it) has one, aside from “service-oriented”?

      • Ian Thompson
        October 15, 2013, 6:41 pm | # | Reply

        Bubbles has had perfectly consensual sexy robot times with Sweet daddy Jupiter Velvet who does seem to be masculine And a robot. So at the very least we know bubbles is attracted towards masculinity and other robots

        • Ian Thompson
          October 15, 2013, 6:47 pm | # | Reply

          I’m sorry Ferro-Americans

      • Ian Thompson
        October 15, 2013, 6:45 pm | # | Reply

        Also A. the preferred pronoun is they for non-binary people. Bubbles may be a water cooler, but they are still a person B. you are forgetting he, we have no idea how Sweetdaddy Jupiter Velvet swings.

        • M
          October 16, 2013, 9:43 pm | # | Reply

          Hey, I appreciate your advocacy for “they.” I am genderqueer/non-binary myself. But I figure that a being who was until recently an inanimate object might actually identify as “it.” I guess since we really don’t know, I could have just avoided the use of a pronoun entirely.

          I was just trying to suggest that even if Bubbles is attracted to masculine robots, that doesn’t mean Bubbles couldn’t also be attracted to female undead people.

  10. Nix
    October 15, 2013, 8:54 am | # | Reply

    For those of us outside the US, with no idea what an ‘apple jack’ might be, the wiki of a million lies comes through as usual:

  11. Nix
    October 15, 2013, 8:56 am | # | Reply

    Argh. Blasted unknown post-corrupting Wiki language. The thing to look for is ‘Applejack (beverage)’.

    • Rex Vivat
      October 15, 2013, 11:14 am | # | Reply

      I don’t think so, I think she’s talking about the cereal. I don’t think she’s talking about the pony, though this being Unity, I’m not absolutely sure.

      • Kitts
        October 15, 2013, 10:17 pm | # | Reply

        Given that it’s a reference to the old commercials for the cereal (“old” being the late 80s/early 90s of my childhood), I’m pretty sure that she’s talking about the cereal.

    • soft
      October 15, 2013, 4:26 pm | # | Reply

      I concur with Rex. It’s the cereal. The plural is what tells me that… personally.

  12. Jacob Haller
    October 15, 2013, 9:04 am | # | Reply

    I’m surprised the question is why they don’t taste like jacks.

  13. Zeb
    October 15, 2013, 9:07 am | # | Reply

    Trinity is talking about Applejacks the cereal: Applejacks.

  14. wykstrad
    October 15, 2013, 9:43 am | # | Reply

    God, those Applejack commercials always made me ashamed to be a kid.

  15. Q. Pheevr
    October 15, 2013, 2:35 pm | # | Reply

    Okay, I’ll bite. Why don’t table manners and the Internet taste like apples?

    • Rex Vivat
      October 15, 2013, 2:51 pm | # | Reply

      You clearly never tasted the Internet.

      …lucky you.

      • Andrew
        October 15, 2013, 10:08 pm | # | Reply

        Internet tastes grapes anyway.

        • The Other Mike
          March 3, 2017, 2:22 am | # | Reply

          Mostly sour ones.

  16. Danny in Montreal
    October 15, 2013, 2:37 pm | # | Reply

    If this was my first time reading Skin Horse, the line “you can’t date the water cooler! Don’t be stupid!” would have read a LOT differently.

  17. Shadowmehr
    October 15, 2013, 7:11 pm | # | Reply

    Sweetheart is being cranky and irritable. This is not exactly out of the ordinary.

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