Skin Horse

By Shaenon K. Garrity & Jeffrey C. Wells
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2016-07-25

by shaenon on July 25, 2016 at 12:01 am
Chapter: What Big Teeth
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  1. Adama
    July 25, 2016, 12:05 am | # | Reply

    Snoopy!

    • Jay Eff
      July 25, 2016, 12:40 am | # | Reply

      That’s a funny way to spell “Joe Cool.”

      • Daibhid C
        July 25, 2016, 6:17 am | # | Reply

        Jo Cool, she’s no fool,
        Standing by the Maragda, enforcing the rules.
        Jo Cool, don’t narrate,
        If Unity catches you it’s gonna be too late.

  2. casimir
    July 25, 2016, 1:07 am | # | Reply

    He thought you said, ”butt entrusted with great power”.

  3. maarvarq
    July 25, 2016, 1:28 am | # | Reply

    Careful Sweetheart, narrating is just one step away from monologuing.

    • Shadowmehr
      July 25, 2016, 7:42 pm | # | Reply

      A wise friend of mine once said that talking to yourself wasn’t a problem, it’s when you lose the argument that you have to worry.

  4. Sir William
    July 25, 2016, 5:09 am | # | Reply

    I love the “again”

  5. Jay
    July 25, 2016, 7:12 am | # | Reply

    Look out, world, here comes a future President of the United States!

  6. Robert Nowall
    July 25, 2016, 7:18 am | # | Reply

    This looks like the beginning of a beautiful new chapter.

  7. Robert Nowall
    July 25, 2016, 8:49 am | # | Reply

    Fee-fee, fi-fi, fo-fo, fum,
    Look at Sweetheart now, not so dumb.
    Sharin’ the story in shades of blue,
    She’s gone high and mighty in a narrative preview.
    Sharin’ the pearls that her wisdom brings,
    She’s got Black Ops at her fingertips, with everything.
    She’s the one in charge of Skin Horse, Skin Horse, Skin Horse,
    The one in charge of Skin Horse now,
    The one in charge of Skin Horse, Skin Horse, Skin Horse,
    The one in charge of Skin Horse now.

    Wearin’ her fur coat, she’s tightly wound,
    Got to be the greatest leader around.
    She handles power in the shadow government,
    She won’t see her peons showing discontent.
    Not too crazy, she’s not too sane,
    She’s a real first-stringer and she’s standing the strain.
    She’s the one in charge of Skin Horse, Skin Horse, Skin Horse,
    The one in charge of Skin Horse now,
    The one in charge of Skin Horse, Skin Horse, Skin Horse,
    The one in charge of Skin Horse now.

    That’s chancy, Miss Fancy
    You’re sure standin’ tall.
    That’s chancy, Miss Fancy,
    You’re sure standin’ tall.
    When you’re talkin’ and a-strollin’,
    Well, you just don’t seem so small

    From the walking in the dog park where the dogs will smell your butt,
    You’re stuck with tellin’ Unity you’re not some kind of nut.
    That’s chancy, Miss Fancy,
    You’re sure standin’ tall.
    When you’re talkin’ and a-strollin’,
    Well, you just don’t seem so small.

    Fee-fee, fi-fi, fo-fo, fum,
    Look at her again, now, not so dumb.
    Sharin’ the story in shades of blue,
    She’s gone high and mighty in a narrative preview.
    Sharin’ the pearls that her wisdom brings,
    She’s got Black Ops at her fingertips, with everything.
    She’s the one in charge of Skin Horse, Skin Horse, Skin Horse,
    The one in charge of Skin Horse now,
    The one in charge of Skin Horse, Skin Horse, Skin Horse,
    The one in charge of Skin Horse now.

    —from “Devil With a Blue Dress On,” Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels, composed by Shorty Long and Mickey Stevenson, incorporating “Good Golly, Miss Molly,” Little Richard, composed by John Marascalco and Bumps Blackwell.

    • bergerjacques
      July 25, 2016, 2:45 pm | # | Reply

      Standing O. Well done.

  8. BMunro
    July 25, 2016, 4:38 pm | # | Reply

    Sweetheart appears to have a slightly exaggerated impression of her status in the Secret Government hierarchy…

  9. s854
    July 25, 2016, 8:31 pm | # | Reply

    Sweetheart knows a bit more than we do. She knows who her official boss is, at least.

    I’m sure she also knows that holding a secret meeting somewhere which can be seen from her workplace is a pretty good way of attracting attention.

    • Candace
      July 26, 2016, 2:27 am | # | Reply

      I think Sweetheart’s just surveying her domain.

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