I would be. Nick may be friends with the Baron, but watching him put the moves on Aimee would be several layers of squick. Obvious tactic is to sabotage the efforts before they begin.
So, Lovelace finds Nick sexy.
Baron has hots for Aimee.
Nick was checking out Lovelace’s avatar and is starting to get rid of his self-esteem issues.
And Aimee is probably still in control of the sim, so she might be able to change Baron’s avatar into one of her turn-ons (if she is no longer a furry).
I know this is not going to happen, but it’s still funny to imagine what would happen if Nick decides to try a Mojo in the sim and –
Not that it’s relevant at this point, but in some mythos female unicorns are attracted to male virgins, in addition to male unicorns being attracted to female virgins.
Pliny’s description of the unicorn seems to justify your surmise. It’s noteworthy that the Rhino’s horn seems to carry a lot of the mystical attributes the Unicorn’s horn does including the functions as an aphrodisiac. ^_^
Ok, but originally unicorns were nasty violent creatures, that would run around impaling elephants on their horns, and then, when they had caught too many (3 or so), they’d slow down enough that a Roc could catch them and carry them all off for lunch.
Then sailors started bringing home narwhale horns and thus the twisted horn, and likely the size re-write, happened.
Well, here we go again, it’s here …
A celebration,
We celebrate your natal day …
All of your readers cheer
In fulsome admiration!
So listen carefully to what we say …
Wishing happiness
To your family and you!
‘Cause your husband likes the comics that you drew …
And Robin too!
Your man Andrew,
And Robin too!
Oh, wonderful we hope your day is, Shaenon!
And that you’ll have many more remainin’!
No need to admit your age, because
You’re the same age that Jack Benny was!
(Sure, he was!)
I’m guessing that would be: Tall, frighteningly smart, Asian women; mad scientists who think they’re sane; high-G maneuvers; and anime tentacle porn, followed by self-hatred.
Ah! True Love finds the Baron! ^_^
They could go to some other point in VR Whimsey World and merge.
….He said lovely instead of hot. Interesting.
They’re both Whimsians… in the words of Dr. Frederick Frankenstein, “*IT COULD WORK!*”
Or they might, as the crows said, envy the dead…
Yeah, the Baron looks stunned.
Poor Nick
Joyeux anniversaire, Madam Garrity!
If Nick says, female,, glasses, black hair, East Asian eyes, and Cosplay costume, I wouldn’t be surprised.
Works for me, too, nyao!
I would be. Nick may be friends with the Baron, but watching him put the moves on Aimee would be several layers of squick. Obvious tactic is to sabotage the efforts before they begin.
So, Lovelace finds Nick sexy.
Baron has hots for Aimee.
Nick was checking out Lovelace’s avatar and is starting to get rid of his self-esteem issues.
And Aimee is probably still in control of the sim, so she might be able to change Baron’s avatar into one of her turn-ons (if she is no longer a furry).
I know this is not going to happen, but it’s still funny to imagine what would happen if Nick decides to try a Mojo in the sim and –
Ah yeah, Baron Doctor White hath a prescription for what ails thee.
Oops, now I realize that Baron’s statement is “Girl-you is lovely” instead of “Girl–you is lovely.”
Yes, Girl = Modifier, not Vocative…
Still good tho, even if you took a wrong turn and gave BW a new nickname:
The Knight Errant of Love.
Oh right – unicorns are most thoroughly attracted to female virgins.
Not that it’s relevant at this point, but in some mythos female unicorns are attracted to male virgins, in addition to male unicorns being attracted to female virgins.
Legend has it that unicorns are dangerous to virgins.
Which is why I think that the unicorn is actually a rhinoceros. Especially in light of how they used to draw elephants in the high middle ages.
I dunno, I imagine rhinoceroseseses can be pretty dangerous to non-virgins as well.
It also occurs that particularly desperate and gullible virgins may be dangerous to rhinoceroses :-(.
Pliny’s description of the unicorn seems to justify your surmise. It’s noteworthy that the Rhino’s horn seems to carry a lot of the mystical attributes the Unicorn’s horn does including the functions as an aphrodisiac. ^_^
Ok, but originally unicorns were nasty violent creatures, that would run around impaling elephants on their horns, and then, when they had caught too many (3 or so), they’d slow down enough that a Roc could catch them and carry them all off for lunch.
Then sailors started bringing home narwhale horns and thus the twisted horn, and likely the size re-write, happened.
(TUNE: “Dreams”, Fleetwood Mac)
Well, here we go again, it’s here …
A celebration,
We celebrate your natal day …
All of your readers cheer
In fulsome admiration!
So listen carefully to what we say …
Wishing happiness
To your family and you!
‘Cause your husband likes the comics that you drew …
And Robin too!
Your man Andrew,
And Robin too!
Oh, wonderful we hope your day is, Shaenon!
And that you’ll have many more remainin’!
No need to admit your age, because
You’re the same age that Jack Benny was!
(Sure, he was!)
It is? Well, May the Fourth be with you then, Shaenon.
How ’bout in the real world? Is your hologram projector still available, Lovelace?
Dave was in there. They probably had to burn it.
I love it when a horse says “whoa””
I love that Baron has enough interpersonal sense to come up with this plan, but not enough to realize its a really bad one.
Happy Birthday, bosslady!
I’m guessing that would be: Tall, frighteningly smart, Asian women; mad scientists who think they’re sane; high-G maneuvers; and anime tentacle porn, followed by self-hatred.