In fact I think anyone can make it better by watching a few Lars von Trier interviews. It wouldn’t wonder me if he plays the Dane in the live action skin horse.
Ooooh, killing off the harmless fan favorite character when a much more deadly zombie opponent is blatantly flanking him. I can see why The Dane is regarded as so dangerous. He’s apparently a Mary Sue written by Joss friggin’ Whedon.
I think she definitely got something, given the classic red asterisked shapey bit behind her. Since he stabbed instead of sliced, I don’t think he did a twofer there.
I wonder where Marcie is now. I don’t think think she came prepared for this sort of situation, but I wonder if there may be someone around here who’s willing and able to help her.
They were eating in the room, late one day,
When this man burst in, in an evil way.
His chance companion called a truce,
But they found out it was no use.
(Chorus:)
[It was The Dane] It was that nasty Dane.
[The Nasty Dane] He’s been quite a pain.
[It was The Dane] With a sort of disdain.
[It was The Dane] It was that nasty Dane.
From her hidey hole in old Annex One,
Tigerlily Jones looking for some fun.
Invited groups both dumb and wise.
Irradiator was the offered prize.
(Chorus:)
The groups were all playing through.
But several did not have a clue.
The guests included tigers,
Cryptozoologists, too.
The scene was wild, uninvited guests,
Doing better than the best of the rest.
Looked like for some, it came to naught.
But one intruder had a different thought.
(Chorus:)
The Colma folk took the time for lunch.,
But Marcie took one hell of a punch
While Chris’s fall was saved from a loss
By Manifesta with dental floss.
(Chorus:)
We’ve seen shooting darts, and silverfish too.
But the story line still has some things to do.
For them the others, there’s still time to go,
Now that all they need is to go an Afro.
(Chorus:)
Nothing odd about singing one song to the tune of another. There’s the old saw about how you can sing Emily Dickinson’s poems to the tune of “Yellow Rose of Texas”…
Y’know, I’d be more concerned with our poor victim if she didn’t have several dozen zombie friends to “help” her with this condition. There is precedence of a sociologist “going native” after studying her subjects for a while.
Admittedly, this would be one of the more extreme cases, but still . . .
Gasp! She got killed off? Is her corpse going to get reanimated? Quick! We need a building full of mad scientists! …oh, right
Shame that Captain Oblivious from the Jersey Barrens adventure isn’t around. We’d enjoy seeing him lightsabered…
Reanimation? We just need a zombie to bite her! …how convenient.
Knowing a couple actual Danes has given me the ability to read The Dane’s dialogue with a Danish accent, and I have to say, it makes it so much better
My family includes a lot of Norwegians. I keep hearing this guy speak with old Uncle Oscar’s voice.
In fact I think anyone can make it better by watching a few Lars von Trier interviews. It wouldn’t wonder me if he plays the Dane in the live action skin horse.
Sadly I know no Danes. As a result, he sounds like Bela Lugosi.
For whatever reason, I keep reading him as sounding like Dr. Henry Killinger from The Venture Bros.
Please, oh please, let Unity wind up with the lightsaber somehow… she’s always wanted one, and Christmas *is* coming…
Yes! I want to see this now!
But Unity isn’t there… yet.
http://skin-horse.com/comic/todays-comic-797/ is the reference… Unity could arrive for any number of reasons, including “large building in need of rubblizing”…
This guy has to go.
I know, right? what a dick.
How alliterative.
I now wonder whether “the Dane” is named Rikard or something similar.
Ooooh, killing off the harmless fan favorite character when a much more deadly zombie opponent is blatantly flanking him. I can see why The Dane is regarded as so dangerous. He’s apparently a Mary Sue written by Joss friggin’ Whedon.
No! Killing a returning cameo? And a cute girl, no less? The Dane has gone TOO FAR!
A sociopath killing a sociologist, who’d of thunk it?
What a jerk (in the Mike Myers “da Bulls” voice, of course)
Maybe she’s actually a really well preserved zombie?
It’s kinda hard to say who got stabbed.
I think she definitely got something, given the classic red asterisked shapey bit behind her. Since he stabbed instead of sliced, I don’t think he did a twofer there.
I wonder where Marcie is now. I don’t think think she came prepared for this sort of situation, but I wonder if there may be someone around here who’s willing and able to help her.
I think she’s outside the door, out of sight, propped against the wall.
Perhaps Innocent Bystander Woman ™ has something in her purse that will help?
They were eating in the room, late one day,
When this man burst in, in an evil way.
His chance companion called a truce,
But they found out it was no use.
(Chorus:)
[It was The Dane] It was that nasty Dane.
[The Nasty Dane] He’s been quite a pain.
[It was The Dane] With a sort of disdain.
[It was The Dane] It was that nasty Dane.
From her hidey hole in old Annex One,
Tigerlily Jones looking for some fun.
Invited groups both dumb and wise.
Irradiator was the offered prize.
(Chorus:)
The groups were all playing through.
But several did not have a clue.
The guests included tigers,
Cryptozoologists, too.
The scene was wild, uninvited guests,
Doing better than the best of the rest.
Looked like for some, it came to naught.
But one intruder had a different thought.
(Chorus:)
The Colma folk took the time for lunch.,
But Marcie took one hell of a punch
While Chris’s fall was saved from a loss
By Manifesta with dental floss.
(Chorus:)
We’ve seen shooting darts, and silverfish too.
But the story line still has some things to do.
For them the others, there’s still time to go,
Now that all they need is to go an Afro.
(Chorus:)
—from “The Monster Mash,” Bobby “Boris” Pickett and the Crypt-Kickers.
That works better than the ‘Beverly Hillbillies’ theme I initially used.
Nothing odd about singing one song to the tune of another. There’s the old saw about how you can sing Emily Dickinson’s poems to the tune of “Yellow Rose of Texas”…
Ooooooooo OO-oo-oo-OOoo-OO-OO-OOOoooooooo…
The question is eventually going to be what Tigerlily Jones thinks of the Dane murdering all her contestants.
That could go either way. From: “It’s not cool to kill folks without a fair fight” to “Ooh the way you did that was really sexy.”
But note, that she’s not really killing folks herself. Knocking them out of the game, yes, but leaving dead bodies laying around, no.
Well, he’s probably planning to kill her, too, so…
Zombetrayal!
Zombie trails to you, until we rot again …
Not happy! I liked her!!!
Alright, to action! Zombies never lose to living people with weapons, right?
Unprovoked murder by light saber pretty much out-rudes anything Captain Beyond has done so far.
The Dane thinks he’s so great…
(I wonder if he could be distracted with Scooby Snacks?)
That’s such a “The Man” thing to do “the Dane”. You’re gonna fail big time.
Y’know, I’d be more concerned with our poor victim if she didn’t have several dozen zombie friends to “help” her with this condition. There is precedence of a sociologist “going native” after studying her subjects for a while.
Admittedly, this would be one of the more extreme cases, but still . . .
Aaah I see.
The Dane is the dreaded Man who is keeping everyone down.