Mirror Unity is a big meanie-head. She desperately needs to be hit with something heavy. Very hard. Over and over until she starts acting like real Unity.
It’s a joy to be diff’rent, and to do as we please,
It’s a joy to regard our incongruities.
And when we find the difference by purest of chance,
It’ll be with a zombie fur hat and a dance.
When unconformity is reached,
We shake and role and step into the breach.
To change, change, that where we should be,
And to differ, differ, we all will be free.
It’s so great to depart, deviate from the norms,
And we take our greatness in a multitude of forms.
We will make our way as we come together proud.
And we’ll show we’re diff’rent as we scream out loud.
We will all come together, we’ll begin to belong.
Now that things are one we’ll sing a diff’rent song.
We will all find our diff’rences in trees, leaves, and grass,
And we’ll all be diff’rent in the greater Biomass.
Mirror-Unity’s use of “our” reminds me of the royal “we”.
In fact, her pose in that first panel screams out, “We are not amused!”
Looking at it, that green Unity would be a cool FB profile picture.
Mirror Unity is a big meanie-head. She desperately needs to be hit with something heavy. Very hard. Over and over until she starts acting like real Unity.
Hmmm… now I wonder if there’s such a thing as _green_ meanies…
This.^
I am NOT merging with my alt self to become a perfect being, because she’s an idiot.
That’s it, Our-Unity. Annoy the version of you that’s about to make you merge with her.
I just want this situation resolved so that our Unity goes back to looking the right kind of weird.
What did you mean when you said I was “slow?” Last month.
“I like differences.” As she changes coverings in each panel.
Because if everyone was the same as Alt-Unity, who would she feel smugly superior to?
It’s a joy to be diff’rent, and to do as we please,
It’s a joy to regard our incongruities.
And when we find the difference by purest of chance,
It’ll be with a zombie fur hat and a dance.
When unconformity is reached,
We shake and role and step into the breach.
To change, change, that where we should be,
And to differ, differ, we all will be free.
It’s so great to depart, deviate from the norms,
And we take our greatness in a multitude of forms.
We will make our way as we come together proud.
And we’ll show we’re diff’rent as we scream out loud.
We will all come together, we’ll begin to belong.
Now that things are one we’ll sing a diff’rent song.
We will all find our diff’rences in trees, leaves, and grass,
And we’ll all be diff’rent in the greater Biomass.
—from “Simple Gifts,” a Shaker hymn.
Lovely!
Ladies and gentlemen! It’s time for everybody’s favorite game show: “Dig or Diss?”!
Today’s contestant: Unity!
Your host: Alternate Unity!
I don’t know, U.N.I.T.Y.’s clockspeed might be a little slow, but there doesn’t seem anything wrong with her brains here.