It’s me, I’ve come back! Definitely the best decision to remain a dragon. I guess at some point I realize that if I can fly, I don’t need to drive a car.
A group of sasquatches on a dragon has a natural S.E.P. field – people see them, but decide that someone else needs to deal with it and move on with their business. A small scale effect similar to what the Crown was doing nationwide.
I just like that there’s one of them reading an old-fashioned map. I mean, obviously the dragon can’t check a map; she’s using both arms to fly.
But not even any of the other sasquatches are trying to use a paper map in flight. I bet they’ve all got cell phones. even the Dragon’s probably got google glass or something. I mean, google glass is also old-fashioned now too, but I’d have kept one around for maps if I needed both arms to fly.
They may well have those things, but I’m guessing there’re some places mythical creatures are interested in going that online mapping services haven’t picked up on yet, requiring a more old-school approach. Also, cell service might be spotty flying cross-country on a dragon’s back.
At first I thought it was a newspaper, like they were all on the bus, but then I noticed the extra folds. Newspaper would have worked too though. I don’t know why you’d want the navigator to be all the way in the back anyway.
It says something about the level of weirdness this story’s reached that my first impression was of a Viking ship with a dragon prow on roller skates rather than an actual dragon…
Once back out from Kansas City, at a base both dank and dreary,
Over a faint half-hearted discussion of their chore.
While they pondered, second-sighting, suddenly there came a-lighting,
Something almost fright’ning, fright’ning, out upon the shore—
Kay and Sasquatch’s Flying Corps.
Ah, distinctly, I remember, in some long-ago November,
Wherefore Kay, not a team member, was zapped into a dinosaur.
And Burk, then Haller’s gofer had nothing left to show for,
Chris and Marcie were to know, for all us watching this before.
All of that, but plenty more.
Psychic Jonah Yu had spotted, coming to the space allotted,
Something wonderful and potted—potted by its first-sight theretofore.
A dragonfull of Sasquatch, new recruits both strange and top-notch,
Raising higher by a wide swatch, with their coming, ups the score.
Quoth Vivaldi, “Unlooked for!”
—from…well, if you don’t know, I feel kinda sorry for you.
Oh hey, the doctor’s back.
I feel like we’ve seen all of them before
I’m sure some of the Sasquatches (Sasquatchii?) are new to us.
It’s Kay, she’s come back!
Yay!
I was wondering if she’d turn back into a human; guess not.
Damn that Dane.
It’s me, I’ve come back! Definitely the best decision to remain a dragon. I guess at some point I realize that if I can fly, I don’t need to drive a car.
But what about the fluffy dice? THINK ABOUT THE DECORATIONS!
How is a “host of Sasquatch descending astride a mighty dragon” quiet enough for Nera to not notice?
The might of the dragon extends to its ability to glide down like a feather
Proficiency in Stealth, backed up by the Pass Without Trace(tm) spell.
Mr. Berk can be very unobtrusive.
Maybe the dragon has a spell of borinness like Marigold Heavenly Nostrils.
A group of sasquatches on a dragon has a natural S.E.P. field – people see them, but decide that someone else needs to deal with it and move on with their business. A small scale effect similar to what the Crown was doing nationwide.
She was looking in the wrong direction, which was also the right direction as her squeeze and obsession was in that direction.
When first sight is weirder than second site it’s time to recharge.
I looked over yonder and what did I see?
A bunch of Sasquatch coming after me…
“Enjoy the go!”
I just like that there’s one of them reading an old-fashioned map. I mean, obviously the dragon can’t check a map; she’s using both arms to fly.
But not even any of the other sasquatches are trying to use a paper map in flight. I bet they’ve all got cell phones. even the Dragon’s probably got google glass or something. I mean, google glass is also old-fashioned now too, but I’d have kept one around for maps if I needed both arms to fly.
They may well have those things, but I’m guessing there’re some places mythical creatures are interested in going that online mapping services haven’t picked up on yet, requiring a more old-school approach. Also, cell service might be spotty flying cross-country on a dragon’s back.
The fanny pack of a Sasquatch would be impressive.
The one with the map is the navigator.
At first I thought it was a newspaper, like they were all on the bus, but then I noticed the extra folds. Newspaper would have worked too though. I don’t know why you’d want the navigator to be all the way in the back anyway.
It says something about the level of weirdness this story’s reached that my first impression was of a Viking ship with a dragon prow on roller skates rather than an actual dragon…
Or you have reality blindness!!
I love the way the dragon’s tail loops around to point at the Sasquatch with a nice little arrow of emphasis.
Best to me is the Redshirt Next Gen Mini skirt accented with communicator ear rings.
Castoffs—Chris and Marcie and / or Nick had a lot of gear like that.
Once back out from Kansas City, at a base both dank and dreary,
Over a faint half-hearted discussion of their chore.
While they pondered, second-sighting, suddenly there came a-lighting,
Something almost fright’ning, fright’ning, out upon the shore—
Kay and Sasquatch’s Flying Corps.
Ah, distinctly, I remember, in some long-ago November,
Wherefore Kay, not a team member, was zapped into a dinosaur.
And Burk, then Haller’s gofer had nothing left to show for,
Chris and Marcie were to know, for all us watching this before.
All of that, but plenty more.
Psychic Jonah Yu had spotted, coming to the space allotted,
Something wonderful and potted—potted by its first-sight theretofore.
A dragonfull of Sasquatch, new recruits both strange and top-notch,
Raising higher by a wide swatch, with their coming, ups the score.
Quoth Vivaldi, “Unlooked for!”
—from…well, if you don’t know, I feel kinda sorry for you.
You can’t expect kids these days to be well versed in the classics.
And I do feel kinda sorry for them.
Alright, I haven’t a clue. What is it?
RANdom: It’s something which was on The Simpsons once.
And narrated by Darth Vader, even. https://youtu.be/bLiXjaPqSyY