And this is why commas are important. You don’t want to confuse the dragons providing suppressing fire with the plants who are suppressing fire dragons.
It’s beginning to look a little hopeless
Everywhere, you know.
Take a look at the Biomass, our fighters it does outclass,
Though with good aims of dragon flames that glow.
It’s beginning to look a little hopeless,
Calling for retreat.
And our ultimate fate will be is the ending we all see,
With final defeat.
A raging sentient swamp on a terrible romp
Is the fear of Sweetheart and Pig.
Though Annex One talks and then can go for a walk,
Doesn’t look enough for this gig.
Are Lee and Nick about to use the Whirligig?
It’s beginning to look a little hopeless,
Everywhere, you know.
There’s Tip and his master plan, to get as much as he can,
And be the bureaucrat generalissimo.
It’s beginning to look a little hopeless,
Assimilating soon.
And the thing that’ll take the ring is that veggie tiger thing,
It’s inopportune.
It’s beginning to look a little hopeless,
Calling for retreat.
And our ultimate fate will be is the ending we all see,
With final defeat.
Sure, it’s hopeless, to beat.
—from “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas,” written by Meredith Willson, sung by Perry Como and the Fontaine Sisters (though Johnny Mathis did a version that’s more popular lately.)
Retreating is Pig’s only plan. They must run in retreat while they can. Their hand might be upper, but they might become supper for the Biomass big boogeyman.
Uh, oh! The pig may be assimilated.
Captain Porcine of Bog
Charcuterie of Board.
If it’s female, now that it is flying, it’s so close to be Carême Prenant
Let’s mustard fly!
‘E “YOINKed” the Oink!
‘E pulled the Pork!
Is that what they’re calling it these days?
Next thing you know they’ll be telling porkies
Wow, Pig is a surprisingly capable tactician!
Running the theatre is much like running a war, but with occasionally less violence.
The main difference is that theatre uses a lot more fake blood than war does.
We have met the enemy, and we know where.
And this is why commas are important. You don’t want to confuse the dragons providing suppressing fire with the plants who are suppressing fire dragons.
I’m back! Didn’t expect a cameo revisit for Christmas!
wow,..the apple will have a pig in its mouth
You and me both. It’s a nice Christmas present.
Isn’t anybody going to mention that Kay and her significant other Roger are back? Roger must have taught Kay how to flamethrow…
We learned together. There are YouTube videos for everything.
That’s how I (re)learned to tie a Windsor knot.
As it turned out, the downfall of the Biomass was the super-trichinosis the genetically engineered pig was designed to be a carrier for.
Super-trichinosis-eating-biomass … bodacious!
Oh, very good!
It’s beginning to look a little hopeless
Everywhere, you know.
Take a look at the Biomass, our fighters it does outclass,
Though with good aims of dragon flames that glow.
It’s beginning to look a little hopeless,
Calling for retreat.
And our ultimate fate will be is the ending we all see,
With final defeat.
A raging sentient swamp on a terrible romp
Is the fear of Sweetheart and Pig.
Though Annex One talks and then can go for a walk,
Doesn’t look enough for this gig.
Are Lee and Nick about to use the Whirligig?
It’s beginning to look a little hopeless,
Everywhere, you know.
There’s Tip and his master plan, to get as much as he can,
And be the bureaucrat generalissimo.
It’s beginning to look a little hopeless,
Assimilating soon.
And the thing that’ll take the ring is that veggie tiger thing,
It’s inopportune.
It’s beginning to look a little hopeless,
Calling for retreat.
And our ultimate fate will be is the ending we all see,
With final defeat.
Sure, it’s hopeless, to beat.
—from “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas,” written by Meredith Willson, sung by Perry Como and the Fontaine Sisters (though Johnny Mathis did a version that’s more popular lately.)
By the way, Robert, I got your package. Thank you!
S’okay. I’m in a Christmas mood; it’s so much better than last year.
*slow clap* Now I need a Xanax…
I have to applaud panel 1 – it would make a great poster for the movie version!
Annex One has a great pair of legs.
“Better than Man ‘War!”
Retreating is Pig’s only plan. They must run in retreat while they can. Their hand might be upper, but they might become supper for the Biomass big boogeyman.
Me, who hasn’t seen Noises Off but has the gist: *narrows eyes*
Should’a also mention I got the Skin-Horse calendar today. And to think I nearly didn’t go down to the post office this morning. Merry Christmas, all.
gleðilegt nýtt ár! I hope mine arrives soon.