(TUNE: “With A Little Bit O’ Luck”, Alan Jay Lerner and Frederick Loewe)
I am a patchwork zombie, made for killing!
I tear opponents mindlessly apart!
I am a patchwork zombie, made for killing, but
With a little bite of brains,
With a little bite of brains,
All at once, I’m erudite and smart!
(With a little bite … with a little bite …
With a little bite of brains, she’s oh so smart!)
I was elected Zombie of the Year once …
Well, that was long ago, but it was sweet!
I was elected Zombie of the Year once, but,
With a little bite of brains,
With a little bite of brains,
Then my winning season I’d repeat!
(With a little bite … with a little bite …
With a little bite of brains, she could repeat!)
My thoughts are mostly slow and random,
But with a little bite of brains,
My thinking strains!
Now eating brains can make me feel hung over,
As if a pile of hair was in my face!
Now eating brains can make me feel hung over, and
With a little bite of brains,
With a little bite of brains,
Then a doggie butt invades my space!
(With a little bite … with a little bite …
With a little bite of brains, it’s in my space!
With a little bite … with a little bite …
With a little bite of bouncy brains!)
Aw, Unity’s the only zombie who gets smarter by eating brains? I was hoping Dr. Lee would be helping to create a permanent zombie intelligentsia in California- well, a second permanent zombie intelligentsia, anyway.
The ones in St. Charlie were normally intelligent, but hunger made them stupid. Unity’s “normal” state when not hungry is slightly sharper than a sack full of hammers, but she may have no upper limit to how brainy she can get on a bender.
That explains it. Whenever anyone works late (through dinner), it takes two people the whole next day to go through their work and correct their mistakes. It’s ’cause they were hungry.
Even if they had something delivered. Apparently it’s not enough.
Looks like Smart Unity is a trend that Sweetheart is trying to discourage. 😛
Or she was just offended by the “giant sack of hair” crack ^_^
Smart U.N.I.T.Y. is actually scarier than normal U.N.I.T.Y., so who can blame Sweetheart?
So, if I want to lose some I.Q. points, all I have to do is have a spitz plop down on my noggin?
Reminds me being on the couch with an akita, big fluffy ‘lap dogs’. Personal space does not exist.
A little hair of the dog will fix that. Wait….
(TUNE: “With A Little Bit O’ Luck”, Alan Jay Lerner and Frederick Loewe)
I am a patchwork zombie, made for killing!
I tear opponents mindlessly apart!
I am a patchwork zombie, made for killing, but
With a little bite of brains,
With a little bite of brains,
All at once, I’m erudite and smart!
(With a little bite … with a little bite …
With a little bite of brains, she’s oh so smart!)
I was elected Zombie of the Year once …
Well, that was long ago, but it was sweet!
I was elected Zombie of the Year once, but,
With a little bite of brains,
With a little bite of brains,
Then my winning season I’d repeat!
(With a little bite … with a little bite …
With a little bite of brains, she could repeat!)
My thoughts are mostly slow and random,
But with a little bite of brains,
My thinking strains!
Now eating brains can make me feel hung over,
As if a pile of hair was in my face!
Now eating brains can make me feel hung over, and
With a little bite of brains,
With a little bite of brains,
Then a doggie butt invades my space!
(With a little bite … with a little bite …
With a little bite of brains, it’s in my space!
With a little bite … with a little bite …
With a little bite of bouncy brains!)
I’m going to have this playing in my head all day, complete with Stanley Holloway voice, and supporting chorus.
Gah! The cockney in my head has way too much Dick Van Dyke!
How did the writer write anything if Unity had eaten his brains?
(Am I overthinking this? 🙂 )
probably
the writer definitely was’nt, since there’s a fuckin CITY of zombzombs like that.
Nix: The green guy may have been assuming that’s what happened.
And he even said, the guy wrote it before she ate him.
Aw, Unity’s the only zombie who gets smarter by eating brains? I was hoping Dr. Lee would be helping to create a permanent zombie intelligentsia in California- well, a second permanent zombie intelligentsia, anyway.
The ones in St. Charlie were normally intelligent, but hunger made them stupid. Unity’s “normal” state when not hungry is slightly sharper than a sack full of hammers, but she may have no upper limit to how brainy she can get on a bender.
Hunger makes all of us stupid.
That explains it. Whenever anyone works late (through dinner), it takes two people the whole next day to go through their work and correct their mistakes. It’s ’cause they were hungry.
Even if they had something delivered. Apparently it’s not enough.
But the others were in St Charlie…
Didn’t someone once send in fanart of U.N.I.T.Y getting named zombie of the year?
Yup. http://skin-horse.com/comic/todays-comic-62/