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2013-12-17

by shaenon on December 17, 2013 at 12:01 am
Chapter: My Brother Sam Is Dead
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  1. Towering Barbarian
    December 17, 2013, 1:10 am | # | Reply

    Looks like Smart Unity is a trend that Sweetheart is trying to discourage. 😛

    • Norman
      December 17, 2013, 1:14 am | # | Reply

      Or she was just offended by the “giant sack of hair” crack ^_^

    • Candace
      December 17, 2013, 1:18 am | # | Reply

      Smart U.N.I.T.Y. is actually scarier than normal U.N.I.T.Y., so who can blame Sweetheart?

    • Jay Eff
      December 17, 2013, 2:02 am | # | Reply

      So, if I want to lose some I.Q. points, all I have to do is have a spitz plop down on my noggin?

  2. Becky
    December 17, 2013, 1:19 am | # | Reply

    Reminds me being on the couch with an akita, big fluffy ‘lap dogs’. Personal space does not exist.

  3. Dave Van Domelen
    December 17, 2013, 6:41 am | # | Reply

    A little hair of the dog will fix that. Wait….

  4. eddurd
    December 17, 2013, 6:47 am | # | Reply

    (TUNE: “With A Little Bit O’ Luck”, Alan Jay Lerner and Frederick Loewe)

    I am a patchwork zombie, made for killing!
    I tear opponents mindlessly apart!
    I am a patchwork zombie, made for killing, but
    With a little bite of brains,
    With a little bite of brains,
    All at once, I’m erudite and smart!

    (With a little bite … with a little bite …
    With a little bite of brains, she’s oh so smart!)

    I was elected Zombie of the Year once …
    Well, that was long ago, but it was sweet!
    I was elected Zombie of the Year once, but,
    With a little bite of brains,
    With a little bite of brains,
    Then my winning season I’d repeat!

    (With a little bite … with a little bite …
    With a little bite of brains, she could repeat!)

     My thoughts are mostly slow and random,
     But with a little bite of brains,
     My thinking strains!

    Now eating brains can make me feel hung over,
    As if a pile of hair was in my face!
    Now eating brains can make me feel hung over, and
    With a little bite of brains,
    With a little bite of brains,
    Then a doggie butt invades my space!

    (With a little bite … with a little bite …
    With a little bite of brains, it’s in my space!
    With a little bite … with a little bite …
    With a little bite of bouncy brains!)

    • K. Willsen
      December 17, 2013, 7:00 am | # | Reply

      I’m going to have this playing in my head all day, complete with Stanley Holloway voice, and supporting chorus.

      • efogoto
        December 17, 2013, 9:34 am | # | Reply

        Gah! The cockney in my head has way too much Dick Van Dyke!

  5. Nix
    December 17, 2013, 7:27 am | # | Reply

    How did the writer write anything if Unity had eaten his brains?

    (Am I overthinking this? 🙂 )

    • Vlaman
      December 17, 2013, 11:00 am | # | Reply

      probably

      • KA$H
        March 6, 2016, 6:07 pm | # | Reply

        the writer definitely was’nt, since there’s a fuckin CITY of zombzombs like that.

  6. Dave Harmon
    December 17, 2013, 8:58 am | # | Reply

    Nix: The green guy may have been assuming that’s what happened.

  7. Dave Harmon
    December 17, 2013, 9:05 am | # | Reply

    And he even said, the guy wrote it before she ate him.

  8. wykstrad
    December 17, 2013, 1:18 pm | # | Reply

    Aw, Unity’s the only zombie who gets smarter by eating brains? I was hoping Dr. Lee would be helping to create a permanent zombie intelligentsia in California- well, a second permanent zombie intelligentsia, anyway.

    • Dave Van Domelen
      December 17, 2013, 5:47 pm | # | Reply

      The ones in St. Charlie were normally intelligent, but hunger made them stupid. Unity’s “normal” state when not hungry is slightly sharper than a sack full of hammers, but she may have no upper limit to how brainy she can get on a bender.

      • mickeyf
        December 17, 2013, 7:51 pm | # | Reply

        Hunger makes all of us stupid.

        • sighthndman
          December 18, 2013, 12:13 pm | # | Reply

          That explains it. Whenever anyone works late (through dinner), it takes two people the whole next day to go through their work and correct their mistakes. It’s ’cause they were hungry.

          Even if they had something delivered. Apparently it’s not enough.

  9. iburns
    December 17, 2013, 5:27 pm | # | Reply

    But the others were in St Charlie…

  10. MyaApplesauce
    April 21, 2020, 9:20 pm | # | Reply

    Didn’t someone once send in fanart of U.N.I.T.Y getting named zombie of the year?

    • awgiedawgie
      April 21, 2020, 10:36 pm | # | Reply

      Yup. http://skin-horse.com/comic/todays-comic-62/

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