All Sergio needed to do: get into the general area of the Biomass, not draw attention as it incorporates every living and especially conscious and intelligent thing, including him.
What Sergio probably did: “Hello, Unity? We interacted once (I assume) — remember me? Here is an itemized list of reasons why you absolutely, definitely want to eat me, and an additional auxilliary list of reasons why you shouldn’t think too hard about this.” And THEN Unity stopped and thought…
…..I think that’s what I’ll call my apartment from now on: my Command Center of Doom. It has a certain ring to it. “And this is my Coffeemaker of Destruction. And here’s my Couch of Devastation. Oh, and this is my cats’ Litterbox of Death…”
When it comes to Artie’s DNA and raising, both nature AND nurture are against him when it comes to NOT making an evil command sender and sundering causality for his whims.
He’s basically following his mom’s courtship methods.
They know each other better than themselves
Always the way with couples.
ah, unity must not like him, or she only wants sweetheart
So how are they going to make the biomass merge instead of kill this time?
That’s right, it’s not just a command center … of doom! it’s a capitalized Command Center of Doom!
Ooooo! Now I want one!
But small and unpretentious.
I’ll just take two.
“Meanwhile, at the Hall of Madness…”
Doom with a capital ‘D’, which rhymes with ‘P’, which stands for “pool”
You sir have won 0.73 internets for that comment
Helen would be so proud.
My thought exactly. The gerbil doesn’t fall far from the tree. 🙂
Gerbils falling from trees like apples. Now that’s a mental image that’s gonna linger.
I gather you’ve never seen a Cetagandan kitten tree, then?
(thank goodness Helen never went into art like that)
I never want to. That tree squicked me out so badly.
I had the same thought too! He did always have a tendency to cause as much havoc in the name of Good as his “evil” companions.
So Their Sergio’s body was salvaged…but was his brain incorporated into the Biomass?
when is it MY turn to trangress time and space?
Does the language of romance NOT compute in Sergio’s world?
He may get it confused with the language of psychosis. To be fair, though, they’re remarkably similar dialects.
All Sergio needed to do: get into the general area of the Biomass, not draw attention as it incorporates every living and especially conscious and intelligent thing, including him.
What Sergio probably did: “Hello, Unity? We interacted once (I assume) — remember me? Here is an itemized list of reasons why you absolutely, definitely want to eat me, and an additional auxilliary list of reasons why you shouldn’t think too hard about this.” And THEN Unity stopped and thought…
…..I think that’s what I’ll call my apartment from now on: my Command Center of Doom. It has a certain ring to it. “And this is my Coffeemaker of Destruction. And here’s my Couch of Devastation. Oh, and this is my cats’ Litterbox of Death…”
And whyever would Alt!Sergio think this Artie had problems with pride and ego?
When it comes to Artie’s DNA and raising, both nature AND nurture are against him when it comes to NOT making an evil command sender and sundering causality for his whims.
He’s basically following his mom’s courtship methods.