or take the cat ears off? – Unity works, for a given value of sweet and innocent (living and non-violent have not been mentioned as princess requirements) and both I and Sweetheart want to see Unity all dolled up, giving Tip some competition:)
(Yes we can give Sweetheart a full blown nervous breakdown!)
Collect some body parts, and I’ll … sew ’em on me!
I’ll show Whimsy folk that I ain’t no joke, I’m as sweet as I can be!
I can pull this off now, I can feel it in my gut …
I know for sure, I’m demure and pure, but I won’t say pure what!
[CHORUS:]
Now I’m wearing a princess!
Wearing the skin of an innocent one!
Wearing a princess!
’Less my stitches come undone …
I’ll have Anastasia’s red hair,
Cinderella’s eyes beneath,
I’ll take Snow White’s nose, Little Mermaid’s toes,
And I’ll smile with Nala’s teeth!
Belle’s neck and shoulders,
With a gown that’s cut so low!
I’ll take Tiana’s hands, and the mammary glands
Off of Grace from Monaco! [repeat CHORUS]
Ball gown, schmall gown. If the robots were OK with Nick in his T-shirt and jeans, they’ll take any of these. Narbonics readers will recognize the outfit third from the left, though Mell is more of a Beast than a Belle.
Discussion (15) ¬
You know, I tried to use that line of reasoning to be Homecoming Queen.
Sadly, I was disqualified at the last minute for leaking queen juice on the stage.
or take the cat ears off? – Unity works, for a given value of sweet and innocent (living and non-violent have not been mentioned as princess requirements) and both I and Sweetheart want to see Unity all dolled up, giving Tip some competition:)
(Yes we can give Sweetheart a full blown nervous breakdown!)
Unity’s naive enough to pull off princessing.
Innocence & sweetness, hell no. Not happening unless it’s by accident.
and this is where all the princesses of the world say “no skin off my nose!”
What a hipocrite, tip is also a princess on the outside!
(TUNE: “Walking In Memphis”, Marc Cohn)
Collect some body parts, and I’ll … sew ’em on me!
I’ll show Whimsy folk that I ain’t no joke, I’m as sweet as I can be!
I can pull this off now, I can feel it in my gut …
I know for sure, I’m demure and pure, but I won’t say pure what!
[CHORUS:]
Now I’m wearing a princess!
Wearing the skin of an innocent one!
Wearing a princess!
’Less my stitches come undone …
I’ll have Anastasia’s red hair,
Cinderella’s eyes beneath,
I’ll take Snow White’s nose, Little Mermaid’s toes,
And I’ll smile with Nala’s teeth!
Belle’s neck and shoulders,
With a gown that’s cut so low!
I’ll take Tiana’s hands, and the mammary glands
Off of Grace from Monaco!
[repeat CHORUS]
She’ll be the prettiest Ed Gein of all!
Buffalo Bill for the younger Silence of the Lambs crowd.
I was going to make a ‘lotion on it’s skin’ joke but it’s wasted now!
I’m thinking that we’re going to see Sweetheart in a gown by the end of this.
Ball gown, schmall gown. If the robots were OK with Nick in his T-shirt and jeans, they’ll take any of these. Narbonics readers will recognize the outfit third from the left, though Mell is more of a Beast than a Belle.
Well, she’d be wearing the very best. Be the Belle of the ball. She’d be the Cinder of attention.
In the immortal words of Dr. Peter Venkman; “I love this plan! I’m excited to be a part of it!”
Now if we could just get the princesses the say those lines.
Odd for Unity to get tied up on particulars here, seeing how she’s worn a dead dude before.