Chorus:
Can’t infiltrate, no
‘trate, no
Can’t infiltrate, no.
Nick:
He’s busted his mainspring, my friend,
But it makes him feel all right.
He’ll sleep with anything, my friend
But it makes him feel all right.
He’s too far into much cross-dressing,
Wilkin can’t infiltrate.
Dr. Lee:
He has to get past A-Sig guards,
And he says that he can do.
He may not have to work so hard,
He’ll get past a smaller crew
I don’t care about cross-dressing
Wilkin can infiltrate.
Chorus:
Can’t infiltrate, no.
Why on Earth do you think so?
Can’t infiltrate, no.
Oh-oh-oh-oh!
Dr. Lee:
Infiltration’s like a big brass ring
I think that he’ll get by.
Nobody will notice his other thing
He’ll give it a good try.
I don’t care ‘bout much cross-dressing,
Wilkin can infiltrate.
Chorus:
Can infiltrate, oh!
‘trate, oh!
Infiltrate, oh, oh!
—from “Can’t Buy Me Love,” written by John Lennon and Paul McCartney, sung by The Beatles.
Tip is a genetic engineered super soldier, raised by the army.
1) The only other people super naturally atractive are artie( mad scientist creation) virginia( half mad scientist) and tigerlily( mad scientist)
2) tall muscular blonde guy with a military background in a story about mad scientist creations makes me think of Captain America( who I know volunteered but still, he is in a way a product of mad science)
3)explains why he was seen as the ideal human to work at skin horse.
4) Tip cares a-lot about being a good moral person, but is easily blinded from his effect on the people around him by his own self-centeredness and inobservance, I think this is what you would in a super-soldier, have a strong moral compass that could be pointed at whatever task it creator wants, but be numb enough to the emotions of people around you to have no resistance (or long term side effects from) to mass killing enemy soldiers( or possibly civilians)
5) I don’t think we have ever heard anything about his family or childhood.
Something was said about a visit to his family at Thanksgiving. He’s evidently Dennis Wilkin, Junior; his father also being named Dennis. (The latter was gleaned from the comments of Rebecca Wilkin, his alternate-universe sister.)
Perhaps Dr. Wilkin will fully embrace his privilege and put the suit back on?
The ultimate disguise!
Not even A-Sig is prepared for that level of mojo.
I await the return of besuited tip with bated breath… they’ll never see what hit them.
They’ll be unable to see anything else.
Perhaps an after-dinner mint.
Didn’t they have at least one agent who acts a lot like Tip? @_@
Tip is a professional, I honestly think he can do this.
Yes more tip in a black suit PLZ
A *skeleton* crew? Oughta be interesting.
As long as it’s not a skeleton crew from The Laundry Files, it might be survivable.
Chorus:
Can’t infiltrate, no
‘trate, no
Can’t infiltrate, no.
Nick:
He’s busted his mainspring, my friend,
But it makes him feel all right.
He’ll sleep with anything, my friend
But it makes him feel all right.
He’s too far into much cross-dressing,
Wilkin can’t infiltrate.
Dr. Lee:
He has to get past A-Sig guards,
And he says that he can do.
He may not have to work so hard,
He’ll get past a smaller crew
I don’t care about cross-dressing
Wilkin can infiltrate.
Chorus:
Can’t infiltrate, no.
Why on Earth do you think so?
Can’t infiltrate, no.
Oh-oh-oh-oh!
Dr. Lee:
Infiltration’s like a big brass ring
I think that he’ll get by.
Nobody will notice his other thing
He’ll give it a good try.
I don’t care ‘bout much cross-dressing,
Wilkin can infiltrate.
Chorus:
Can infiltrate, oh!
‘trate, oh!
Infiltrate, oh, oh!
—from “Can’t Buy Me Love,” written by John Lennon and Paul McCartney, sung by The Beatles.
*Applause*
Panel three, and I quote, “with luck, there won’t be anyone at Maragda who’s notice our agent.”
That should tip them off right there. When have they ever had that kind of luck?
He could put his butt down on Cousin Bidet and the jig is up.
Tip Wilkin infiltrates A-Sig. It’ll all be found out in a jig. But a skeleton crew at Maragda HQ will get him that man-inside gig.
Writing out my theory about tip
Tip is a genetic engineered super soldier, raised by the army.
1) The only other people super naturally atractive are artie( mad scientist creation) virginia( half mad scientist) and tigerlily( mad scientist)
2) tall muscular blonde guy with a military background in a story about mad scientist creations makes me think of Captain America( who I know volunteered but still, he is in a way a product of mad science)
3)explains why he was seen as the ideal human to work at skin horse.
4) Tip cares a-lot about being a good moral person, but is easily blinded from his effect on the people around him by his own self-centeredness and inobservance, I think this is what you would in a super-soldier, have a strong moral compass that could be pointed at whatever task it creator wants, but be numb enough to the emotions of people around you to have no resistance (or long term side effects from) to mass killing enemy soldiers( or possibly civilians)
5) I don’t think we have ever heard anything about his family or childhood.
Something was said about a visit to his family at Thanksgiving. He’s evidently Dennis Wilkin, Junior; his father also being named Dennis. (The latter was gleaned from the comments of Rebecca Wilkin, his alternate-universe sister.)