Those two are so cute, and in all of the perfectly normal things I thought Unity could be referring to this actually surprised me and made me laugh. So well done there.
Someone could write a fanfic in which this is found/discovered/saved/given to them and why they hung it up. A side job they did, or a hundred other things. Or maybe they got it for saving up soup can labels. 😉
One-handed chainsaw juggling?
Sanding the hardwood floors? (Real Genius reference)
Eating live animals? (yeah… probably wouldn’t do that in a family cartoon)
Ah, the ageless joy of jumping on furniture! I’d do it myself if I didn’t think I’d break a hip.
Those two are so cute, and in all of the perfectly normal things I thought Unity could be referring to this actually surprised me and made me laugh. So well done there.
Not so much foreplay as playplay.
Floorplay
…or avoid-the-floor-play.
Are sofa-cushion islands legit or cheating? It was a raging debate in our household.
In my household, they were legit so long as you didn’t move then after they were placed. Like you can’t move an actual island either
Unless it’s a floating island…
“Lava proof boats” weren’t allowed, Guesticus.
Ditto here.
Turns out there’s 50 ways to leap your lava.
hop on the chair, claire
Leap on the table, Mabel
Balance on that can, Ann
Sit on the pillow, Willow.
Perch on the settee, Betty.
Climb on the windowsill, Bill.
Camp on that lamp, Champ.
Don’t hang on the curtain, Burton…
Don’t fall off the ottoman…uh…Potterman(?)
Just hop on that stool, Eule…..
…..and get yourself freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Just don’t drop on the rug, Doug.
*applauds*
That is the best collaborative Filk I have ever sort-of witnessed.
Snoopy poster on the wall? A dog who was constantly flirting with humans… is that a deliberate choice, I wonder….
The question is which of them chose the poster?
Gift from a friend?
Someone could write a fanfic in which this is found/discovered/saved/given to them and why they hung it up. A side job they did, or a hundred other things. Or maybe they got it for saving up soup can labels. 😉
Would’ve thought Sweetheart had enough of leaping into lava in her VR adventure.
Well, the VR lava didn’t kill her, so I suppose she’s not too concerned about imaginary lava either.
You were expecting, “AAUGH! I’VE BEEN KISSED BY A DOG!! I’VE BEEN POISONED! GET SOME IODINE! GET SOME HOT WATER! GERMS! GERMS! GERMS!”?
Those Goblin books were not quite as I imagined them…
There’s something else they could do that’s noisy and makes a mess, but they can’t do that. Not in a family cartoon, no.
One-handed chainsaw juggling?
Sanding the hardwood floors? (Real Genius reference)
Eating live animals? (yeah… probably wouldn’t do that in a family cartoon)
Wait, this is a family cartoon?
I suppose that all depends on your family. 🙂
(Looks around) Addams?
Or, alternatively, the one from The Texas Chain Saw Massacre…
Or perhaps The Frightened Family.