I was going to suggest the kind of long distance sex explained in my blog but I think her idea sounds pretty good. They could combine the two. Really I think Chris should just go with her. Does he need another Tip to take her away before he realizes what he has?
You mean like the following prints? [Edit: link removed. Google “All-Purpose Tanuki Testicles” instead if you really want to see what I’m referring to. But first, read the warning below… Your sanity will thank you for it.]
WARNING: LINK IS SEVERELY _NOT_ WORKSAFE! CLICK AT YOUR OWN RISK! IMAGES ARE FOR HUMOROUS PURPOSES ONLY, AND NOT FOR SENSITIVE VIEWERS!!! (Don’t say I didn’t warn anyone! And if this gets anyone mad at me, I apologize in advance)
(I’m probably going to get into serious trouble for even mentioning this, so if anyone is offended or disgusted, please accept my apology in advance. Sorry!)
Awesome like this? [I can’t post an actual link because of the mature content involved, but anyone who isn’t offended by non-worksafe naughty pics, do a google search for “All-Purpose Tankui Testicles” and be prepared to laugh random body parts off. WARNING: This is TOTALLY NOT SAFE FOR WORK, and possibly offensive to sensitive viewers, so please don’t look unless you appreciate really warped sexual humor. You have been warned!]
Looked like pretty standard traditional tanuki art to me. Eastern cultures don’t have that whole ‘nudity is evil’ nonsense that we in the West do, although they have their own cultural hang-ups. The images aren’t actually sexual, in spite of involving bare body parts commonly associated with such. Just tanuki being tanuki.
With that said, many people are somewhat sheltered, so I can’t really say that your disclaimer is unwarranted. I just find it a bit sad that many people are still shocked or offended by such harmless ideas and imagery.
Tanuki Tank Centaurs: A webcomic about two centaurs and a tanuki that has shapeshifted into an armored vehicle, and their quest for a way to restore the tanuki to its normal state.
This should be the point where Marcie (sweetly) withdraws a little, let Chris have his mild freak-out, and wait until he can process the idea. Not long. A day or weekend should be fine.
Well, if she’s been hanging around the furry community, she probably means either the former or a humanoid tanuki upper body connected to a quadrupedal lower one.
He’s not afraid of commitment. He just knows that he brought home like 18 pounds of junk from work over the years, which is totally fine as long as he never moves in with another nuclear engineer.
“Peripheral” means “external”. In a computer/technological context, it refers to external devices, such as a keyboard, a mouse, headphones, etc. (as opposed to internal devices, such as the motherboard, graphics card, and so on).
In this specific context, Marcie refers to peripherals that would be used as part of the “pan-genitalled tanuki centaurs” VR experience – so, probably sex toys with USB cords or Bluetooth. And probably quite bizarre ones, considering the pan- prefix…
Now is the time to smile, nod, and back away slowly. Sure, that sounds like a swell idea! Let me get started on that long distance thing right away! Please note I am not running away!
I believe the correct phrasing is “Tanuki-Taurs.”
At least, that’s what I’ve… heard..
I vote for procyoni-cani-taur.
I was going to suggest the kind of long distance sex explained in my blog but I think her idea sounds pretty good. They could combine the two. Really I think Chris should just go with her. Does he need another Tip to take her away before he realizes what he has?
Somehow I got an extra “tank” in there from “tanuki” and was reading “pan-genitaled tanuki tank centaurs”. I think that’s an even scarier concept.
By “scary” I think you mean “awesome.”
You mean like the following prints? [Edit: link removed. Google “All-Purpose Tanuki Testicles” instead if you really want to see what I’m referring to. But first, read the warning below… Your sanity will thank you for it.]
WARNING: LINK IS SEVERELY _NOT_ WORKSAFE! CLICK AT YOUR OWN RISK! IMAGES ARE FOR HUMOROUS PURPOSES ONLY, AND NOT FOR SENSITIVE VIEWERS!!! (Don’t say I didn’t warn anyone! And if this gets anyone mad at me, I apologize in advance)
(I’m probably going to get into serious trouble for even mentioning this, so if anyone is offended or disgusted, please accept my apology in advance. Sorry!)
Awesome like this? [I can’t post an actual link because of the mature content involved, but anyone who isn’t offended by non-worksafe naughty pics, do a google search for “All-Purpose Tankui Testicles” and be prepared to laugh random body parts off. WARNING: This is TOTALLY NOT SAFE FOR WORK, and possibly offensive to sensitive viewers, so please don’t look unless you appreciate really warped sexual humor. You have been warned!]
Looked like pretty standard traditional tanuki art to me. Eastern cultures don’t have that whole ‘nudity is evil’ nonsense that we in the West do, although they have their own cultural hang-ups. The images aren’t actually sexual, in spite of involving bare body parts commonly associated with such. Just tanuki being tanuki.
With that said, many people are somewhat sheltered, so I can’t really say that your disclaimer is unwarranted. I just find it a bit sad that many people are still shocked or offended by such harmless ideas and imagery.
Tanuki Tank Centaurs: A webcomic about two centaurs and a tanuki that has shapeshifted into an armored vehicle, and their quest for a way to restore the tanuki to its normal state.
(What? I’ve heard of worse webcomic pitches.)
I think I watched that anime once…
Nyaa? Why is everyone looking at me funny again?
Oh and if they want to make it even better that could throw in some hypnosis orgasm on command triggers with all the rest.
This should be the point where Marcie (sweetly) withdraws a little, let Chris have his mild freak-out, and wait until he can process the idea. Not long. A day or weekend should be fine.
Is a tanuki centaur half human, half tanuki, or half tanuki, half horse?
Well, if she’s been hanging around the furry community, she probably means either the former or a humanoid tanuki upper body connected to a quadrupedal lower one.
It’s half of each. The genetics overlap so it works.
He’s not afraid of commitment. He just knows that he brought home like 18 pounds of junk from work over the years, which is totally fine as long as he never moves in with another nuclear engineer.
Dat critical mass!
I already looked up the pan- prefix but could someone explain peripherals to me?
“Peripheral” means “external”. In a computer/technological context, it refers to external devices, such as a keyboard, a mouse, headphones, etc. (as opposed to internal devices, such as the motherboard, graphics card, and so on).
In this specific context, Marcie refers to peripherals that would be used as part of the “pan-genitalled tanuki centaurs” VR experience – so, probably sex toys with USB cords or Bluetooth. And probably quite bizarre ones, considering the pan- prefix…
Apparently Bad-Dragon dot com is branching out. Scary times…..
Electronic components that plug into a larger system. Mouse & keyboard, for example.
All the crap you have to hook up to your computer that isn’t built in—printers, and other lesser things.
Already bought the hardware? Someone likes to be prepared.
“Always wear condoms…”
Teledildonics – go! Teledildonics is a real thing, by the way…..
Now is the time to smile, nod, and back away slowly. Sure, that sounds like a swell idea! Let me get started on that long distance thing right away! Please note I am not running away!
Huh, that’s not how I remember Super Mario Bros 3…