She needs ears to pass for H. T.
She needs ears to date her friend.
She needs ears for verisimilitude, yeah.
And to put poor Sweetheart ‘round the bend.
She needs ears to try for charming,
Though they’ll soon ooze with goo.
Yes, Patchwork Girl needs ears for something,
Although these ears aren’t actually brand-new.
Resourceful, isn’t she? I wonder what H.T. will say when he sees U.N.I.T.Y.’s new upgrades. Museum robbery probably won’t fit well with his long-term plans.
If it’s a clean blow I’ll award her two ears and a tail.
The blow to the curator or the bull?
She just likes cat ears doesn’t she?
Who doesn’t?
We were at Brookstone yesterday: they now have cat ear headphones. Is that one of the signs of the apocalypse?
Well, the Cubs did win the World Series last year.
How are the Cubs related to cat ears?
…oh, wait… were you just mentioning another sign of the end?
we alredy did this gag way back when
The classics are classics for a reason.
Yeah, but her other cat ears got stolen. Pity, really. Her old ones were so much cuter than these.
On one hand, this plot is dragging badly. On the other, Unity has cat ears again. I’m torn, I suppose.
So were the cat ears.
Tinkle tinkle
run run run
Excellent.
She needs ears to pass for H. T.
She needs ears to date her friend.
She needs ears for verisimilitude, yeah.
And to put poor Sweetheart ‘round the bend.
She needs ears to try for charming,
Though they’ll soon ooze with goo.
Yes, Patchwork Girl needs ears for something,
Although these ears aren’t actually brand-new.
—from “You Need Feet,” traditional. (Maybe.)
Resourceful, isn’t she? I wonder what H.T. will say when he sees U.N.I.T.Y.’s new upgrades. Museum robbery probably won’t fit well with his long-term plans.
Well, Unity’s not exactly known for thinking before she acts.
I thought that “tinkle tinkle” sound effect meant something else.
Well you can’t fault Unity for trying her best.
This is definitely what Bubbles saw in her.