Well, you place it there before filling the mattress I would suppose. Or, if you’re this group, you make some sort of beaver dig through the frame of the waterbed to deposit it afterwards.
Which might disqualify him from a position teaching philosophy at the University of Woolamaloo, but otherwise he’s alright in my book. And technically he’s not a poofter, he’s a bi cross-dresser.
Also done in a broadway play titled Once Upon A Mattress. There, the pea was joined by enough pointy things to outfit a sports store. Which is more in tune with Tip’s situation.
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For burns, you want to be in a waterbed, Stranger in a Strange Land style. But how do you get a pea under the mattress of a waterbed?
Well, you place it there before filling the mattress I would suppose. Or, if you’re this group, you make some sort of beaver dig through the frame of the waterbed to deposit it afterwards.
Step 1: Hire Gru
Step 2: Shrink Ray
Step 3: Place Pea
Step 4: Wait
Step 5: Profit!
Step 6: THERE IS NO step 6.
Step 7: No Poofters!
That concludes the reading of the steps. Bruce?
tip’s a poofter.
Which might disqualify him from a position teaching philosophy at the University of Woolamaloo, but otherwise he’s alright in my book. And technically he’s not a poofter, he’s a bi cross-dresser.
No, no – for *this* group, that beaver would be leaving a pee, not a pea.
(TUNE: “Let It Be”, The Beatles)
Now we’re at the end of princess training,
There’s a final test for me …
Underneath the bedding,
There’s a pea …
To my Whimsy friend, I’m now complaining,
Hard to get some rest for me
‘Cause of blood I’m shedding,
Not the pea …
Not the pea, not the pea,
Mercy me, not the pea!
To the loo I’m heading …
Gotta pee!
Ed, I’m going to have that playing in my head all day. You will pay for this.
Curse you, Ed. :p
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And your little frog, too.
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The pea in the bed reference seems vaguely familiar but I can’t place it.
Old fairy tale about a princess proving she was royalty because she was so sensitive a single pea beneath the mattress kept her from sleeping well.
Conveniently titled The Princess and the Pea, by Hans Christian Andersen.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_princess_and_the_pea
Also done in a broadway play titled Once Upon A Mattress. There, the pea was joined by enough pointy things to outfit a sports store. Which is more in tune with Tip’s situation.
Enter nightingale of Samarkand? Or Percy the pizza pig?
Well, it was either that or stuff the matresses with jousting equipment.
My comment seems to of been deleted, why was my comment deleted?
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