matching uniforms are an advantage, sure but in the case of skin horse its probably to their advantage that they didn’t let tip spend the time designing them…
Yeah, cool. I nominated Tip, Artie, Nick (I didn’t realize I felt that way until I wrote it), and Sandoval from Oglaf (sort of a male Violet Bee, but made of meat).
(TUNE: “Zoot Suit Riot”, The Cherry Poppin’ Daddies)
Two teams follow their host’s command,
Digging under the sandwich stand!
Both are finding the secret place …
Confrontation, face-to-face!
Fancy meeting you here,
We never would have guessed!
One’s the team we all cheer,
The other’s better dressed!
[CHORUS]
Speedsuits stylin’! Matching uniforms rule!
Speedsuits stylin’! Their opponents they’re gonna school!
Speedsuits stylin’! Spandex fantasy fuel!
Speedsuits stylin’! Gotta hand it to ’em, they look cool!
Tip and Sweetheart and Unity
Face Mendoza and Bee and Lee!
Competition will now commence
For nonhuman sa-pi-ents!
Who is best at deal-ing
With crazy geniuses?
Outfits are appeal-ing,
The fashion guru says! [repeat CHORUS]
They got the speedsuits stylin’! [x4]
They’re not X-Men …
They’re not Justice League …
They’re not in khaki,
Or fatigues …
They’re not spy guys or fly guys,
They’re not AG-I …
They’re Anasigma,
Looking spry!
Oh …
St. Charlie will assess their
Respective strategies!
One team has the best wear,
But this is science, please! [repeat CHORUS]
* And there is Tip, flirting with the members^ of the opposition team^^
* Does it sound like that after what she has read about St. Charlie, Sweetheart is more than willing to wipe her paws clean of this ‘adventure’ and go home?
* odd that all three of Team Anasigma are looking at Tip, not Sweetheart (given that she just offered to concede the contest)
———–
Question: is Tip trying to flirt with Virginia OR Sergio?
my answer: AND (poor Violet, always the distracter never the distractee)
———–
I’d vote for the flirting being directed at everyone on the opposing team. This is Tip after all…either that or he just noticed the matching uniforms and is thinking about redesigning them.
This is going to end in one of three ways:
A) An Iron Chef style competition with some sort of secret ingredient
B) And old-school Double Dare or Finders Keepers romp through various traps, looking for secret items, and of course, slime.
C) Calvinball and Mornington Crescent combined. Yes, I’ve got all 13 of the I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue audio files on my iPhone. I really should buy some songs.
I VOTE FOR DOOR #C. Yes, I know that ‘C’ isn’t a number. So?
Me, I’m thinking that Team Skinhorse *already* has an advantage over Team Anasigma; I mean, on one hand you have a neatly-outfitted group consisting of two geniuses and a living computer who’re used to pulling in harness with other Black Ops employees; on the other, you have a hot crossdressing bisexual psychiatrist, a homicidal undead bioweapon and a grouchy Canadian talking dog. In a multispecies city? Anybody with ANY skills based on organization and solid cause-equals-effect rationality is gonna flounder; Team Skinhorse has Team Anasigma totally outclassed.
According to a noted, alleged super scientist, a speed suite should be worn with the crotch tailored so that it hangs six inches below the bottom of the natural inseam. Some italian leather shoes usually complete the look.
Unity is doing that optical illusion thing where you have a floating finger section. In other words, distracted by something irrelevant to the task at hand.
Now, Tip and Sweetheart are acquainted with Artie, who is a known nonhuman activist and received the same prize as Ruby, that must mean some points to team SH.
However, team SH includes Unitiy, while team A-Sig includes Sergio, who is known to be one of the few people to survive a lasting friendship with Mell W. Kelly. That’s definitely some points to A-sig.
Please tell me there’s a secret ingredient…
matching uniforms are an advantage, sure but in the case of skin horse its probably to their advantage that they didn’t let tip spend the time designing them…
hey this is cool: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/viewform?formkey=dG9ma2I5ZDhTWlFOcG9JNjg4WHU4ZlE6MQ
its a chance to nominate the sexiest male character in comics.
i put in tip, batman, and about six variations on dirk strider.
Yeah, cool. I nominated Tip, Artie, Nick (I didn’t realize I felt that way until I wrote it), and Sandoval from Oglaf (sort of a male Violet Bee, but made of meat).
i love sandoval, i;m going to nominate him too. i also thought of another three ways to write dirk, so i’ll add those
Oh god, Sandoval.
“Ahh, creme brulee. I’ve crossed oceans of beef to be with you…”
Oh, it is Jaeger from Finder forever.
Checked him out. Too Jon Hamm for my taste.
That second sentence is made of English words, and yet I cannot parse it.
(TUNE: “Zoot Suit Riot”, The Cherry Poppin’ Daddies)
Two teams follow their host’s command,
Digging under the sandwich stand!
Both are finding the secret place …
Confrontation, face-to-face!
Fancy meeting you here,
We never would have guessed!
One’s the team we all cheer,
The other’s better dressed!
[CHORUS]
Speedsuits stylin’! Matching uniforms rule!
Speedsuits stylin’! Their opponents they’re gonna school!
Speedsuits stylin’! Spandex fantasy fuel!
Speedsuits stylin’! Gotta hand it to ’em, they look cool!
Tip and Sweetheart and Unity
Face Mendoza and Bee and Lee!
Competition will now commence
For nonhuman sa-pi-ents!
Who is best at deal-ing
With crazy geniuses?
Outfits are appeal-ing,
The fashion guru says!
[repeat CHORUS]
They got the speedsuits stylin’! [x4]
They’re not X-Men …
They’re not Justice League …
They’re not in khaki,
Or fatigues …
They’re not spy guys or fly guys,
They’re not AG-I …
They’re Anasigma,
Looking spry!
Oh …
St. Charlie will assess their
Respective strategies!
One team has the best wear,
But this is science, please!
[repeat CHORUS]
random thoughts in random order:
* And there is Tip, flirting with the members^ of the opposition team^^
* Does it sound like that after what she has read about St. Charlie, Sweetheart is more than willing to wipe her paws clean of this ‘adventure’ and go home?
* odd that all three of Team Anasigma are looking at Tip, not Sweetheart (given that she just offered to concede the contest)
———–
Question: is Tip trying to flirt with Virginia OR Sergio?
my answer: AND (poor Violet, always the distracter never the distractee)
———–
^ not a innuendo
^^ still not a innuendo
I’d vote for the flirting being directed at everyone on the opposing team. This is Tip after all…either that or he just noticed the matching uniforms and is thinking about redesigning them.
This is going to end in one of three ways:
A) An Iron Chef style competition with some sort of secret ingredient
B) And old-school Double Dare or Finders Keepers romp through various traps, looking for secret items, and of course, slime.
C) Calvinball and Mornington Crescent combined. Yes, I’ve got all 13 of the I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue audio files on my iPhone. I really should buy some songs.
I VOTE FOR DOOR #C. Yes, I know that ‘C’ isn’t a number. So?
Me, I’m thinking that Team Skinhorse *already* has an advantage over Team Anasigma; I mean, on one hand you have a neatly-outfitted group consisting of two geniuses and a living computer who’re used to pulling in harness with other Black Ops employees; on the other, you have a hot crossdressing bisexual psychiatrist, a homicidal undead bioweapon and a grouchy Canadian talking dog. In a multispecies city? Anybody with ANY skills based on organization and solid cause-equals-effect rationality is gonna flounder; Team Skinhorse has Team Anasigma totally outclassed.
…and, of course, they don’t want to be stung to death by their boss. Also an incentive!
The answer, of course, is D. Which is all of the above.
House Rules Parcheesi.
Yes! House rules parcheesi!
Talking foxes and dragons can’t be too had to find in St. Charlie, right?
Unity’s pose in panel 3 cracks me up.
It looks like she’s trying to do the “floating finger” optical illusion trick. Haven’t seen it in years.
According to a noted, alleged super scientist, a speed suite should be worn with the crotch tailored so that it hangs six inches below the bottom of the natural inseam. Some italian leather shoes usually complete the look.
Yeah, what IS Unity doing in panel 3?
Unity is doing that optical illusion thing where you have a floating finger section. In other words, distracted by something irrelevant to the task at hand.
Now, Tip and Sweetheart are acquainted with Artie, who is a known nonhuman activist and received the same prize as Ruby, that must mean some points to team SH.
However, team SH includes Unitiy, while team A-Sig includes Sergio, who is known to be one of the few people to survive a lasting friendship with Mell W. Kelly. That’s definitely some points to A-sig.
It’s a close competition, this one…
Let’s see, generally speaking, the good guys always dress however they want, squabble amongst themselves, and break the fourth wall.
The bad guys always have their henchmen in uniform, advanced bases, focus on the task at hand, and their men follow orders without question.
Why do the good guys always win?
Let me rephrase what you just wrote:
The good guys are individuals, express their ideas to each other and look for solutions outside the box.
The bad guys dress and act the same, confine themselves, are narrow minded and follow rigid behavior…without question.
Hope that answers your question.