Tune “You’ll Never Walk Alone”, Gerry and the Pacemakers
As you row through the park, you’ve a script to read,
With many a tortured pun.
But not as tortured as that lizard was,
When Nick shot him with your gun.
Row on through the woods,
Row on through the West.
With that image in your brain.
Row on, row on, with fear in your heart,
And you’ll never pun again.
You’ll never pun again!
What? No saddle on that tiny T-Rex? Where’s the guy riding it wielding a machine gun?
Indeed. What’s the point if the little crow cowboys aren’t riding them?
You tame your own. It instantly gangs the saddle once it’s in “tamed” status.
I agree, either a little saddle or a little cowboy hat. (Or a bonnet, for that matter).
😉
Or the cop with the axe?
This is the Wild West, not Chicago. No dinosaur riders here with either staff or machine gun.
Clearly, the T-rex is the cowboy! (Am I the only one who watched “The Good Dinosaur”?)
Valley of the Gwangi was always a movie that I’d stop channel surfing to watch.
The Beast of Hollow Mountain was another.
…only if we’re in the last five minutes of this story.
Ah, now that’s one I really need to get around to watching.
“Wild Westworld, where nothing can possibly go wrong…”
For a moment, my old eyes thought the sign said SHLOON – works either way
This summer… in the wildest west of them all… rodeos just got a whole lot rowdier.
Is the crow channeling Colonel Kurtz from “Heart of Darkness?”
Ah, good catch!
Tune “You’ll Never Walk Alone”, Gerry and the Pacemakers
As you row through the park, you’ve a script to read,
With many a tortured pun.
But not as tortured as that lizard was,
When Nick shot him with your gun.
Row on through the woods,
Row on through the West.
With that image in your brain.
Row on, row on, with fear in your heart,
And you’ll never pun again.
You’ll never pun again!
Please. Rogers & Hammerstein. Credit where due.
*Hasty and surprised googling*
Oops, yes. Apologies.
(And I thought I’d shown my research by not crediting it to drunken Liverpool F.C. fans…)
A unicorn can outrun a T-Rex, right?
The Bone Wars happened in the Old West. You don’t want to get between two feuding archaeologists.
30 years ago, hoped a Raiders movie would be based on that, as there was so much potential.
Getting mild flashbacks to the MOTW strip on the time travel episode.
Oh I’ve definitely played this New Vegas mod before.