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2013-10-29

by shaenon on October 29, 2013 at 12:01 am
Chapter: My Brother Sam Is Dead
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  1. Geoffrey S.
    October 29, 2013, 12:06 am | # | Reply

    I believe you need 4 people for bridge, yes? So who else will be playing…

    • Dave Van Domelen
      October 29, 2013, 12:08 am | # | Reply

      No, you merely need four hands. (rimshot)

      • John Campbell
        October 29, 2013, 12:12 am | # | Reply

        They appear to have only two between the two of them, though.

        • Dave Van Domelen
          October 29, 2013, 12:26 am | # | Reply

          Depends on what the doc has in his betting stash.

          • Towering Barbarian
            October 29, 2013, 1:17 am | #

            It would appear that two handed bridge is viable…

            http://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/9826/gorens-bridge-for-two

            The real question is, just how badly is Nick being hustled or is this just social? o_O

          • Towering Barbarian
            October 29, 2013, 1:20 am | #

            To judge by this…

            http://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/9826/gorens-bridge-for-two

            It would seem that such bridge is viable. The real question is just how badly is Nick getting hustled or if this is just social? o_O

          • davidbreslin101
            October 29, 2013, 10:53 am | #

            …or whether Unity’s unpacked her spares yet.

  2. Jay Eff
    October 29, 2013, 12:12 am | # | Reply

    Bah!
    Everyone knows real zombies play spades.

    • davidbreslin101
      October 29, 2013, 10:55 am | # | Reply

      “Bridge: it’s not just for trolls!”

    • reynard61
      October 29, 2013, 8:36 pm | # | Reply

      What about Poker? (Then again, it’d be just his luck ending up with “Aces & Eights”…)

    • Mark
      October 30, 2013, 4:40 am | # | Reply

      Spades is for losers. Real undead play whist, where there is no bidding and among serious players, speech is frown upon…

  3. Rex Vivat
    October 29, 2013, 1:12 am | # | Reply

    May be just my sleep addled brain, but is there something in the name “Dr. Rudary” that I’m just barely missing?

    • ruds
      October 29, 2013, 10:28 am | # | Reply

      It’s me! It seems the Funky Mad Genius characters from the Volume 4 kickstarter are appearing 🙂

      • Norman
        October 30, 2013, 12:01 am | # | Reply

        You’re in Skin Horse! Yea!
        But you’re dead! Awww…
        But you have lines! Yea!

      • Tetra Valent
        October 30, 2013, 2:21 am | # | Reply

        Wow, now Shaenon is killing off cameos even before their first scene. What happens to you, I wonder? Parts fall off?

  4. Moor
    October 29, 2013, 2:53 am | # | Reply

    So died after being in tech.

    You know, it really wouldn’t surprise me to find out the tech industry is vivist, too. It would disappoint me, but it wouldn’t surprise me.

  5. Moor
    October 29, 2013, 2:57 am | # | Reply

    Woah! Hey, check the vivism. Seriously, 39 isn’t passed yet, but that doesn’t mean we can just spew stereotypes everywhere. Not frosty.

  6. Ian Thompson
    October 29, 2013, 4:19 am | # | Reply

    Nick’s mental facilities are Not cybernetic though,And the good doctor knows this. So yeah, he’s probably being hustled.

    • soft
      October 29, 2013, 8:43 am | # | Reply

      Hmm, I’d think that some of his thought processes would have to be cybernetically enhanced, or at least supported. If you think about the complexities of flying an aircraft that with today’s machines have many computer systems to help control and he’s controlling all of those with thought….

      • Dorcus
        October 29, 2013, 10:27 am | # | Reply

        Lotta not-quite-thought processes and processors in the nervous system, reflex actions and subconscious observations that wouldn’t be in the brain and/or would get hacked out/replaced by anything good enough to make a brain-in-a-jar in the first place.

        Also, why do they always say, “or” when it’s clearly “and”?

        • soft
          October 30, 2013, 9:25 am | # | Reply

          If you’re referring to my “or”, considering the meaning, the usage is correct.

          As to “thought”, I was referring to everything the brain does as a whole. Sorry I didn’t make a longer post to break everything down. But really, a lot of the subconscious “reflex actions” and others are learned behaviors which Nick did not have the time to go through. Thus, it makes sense for his brain to be cybernetically enhanced, or at the least, supported.

          • Dorcus
            October 30, 2013, 9:58 am | #

            I was referring to Nick’s “or.”

            Science OR a scam? Silly Nick, it’s clearly one as a part of the other…

  7. eddurd
    October 29, 2013, 6:32 am | # | Reply

    (TUNE: “Bridge Over Troubled Waters”, Simon & Garfunkel)

    When in misery,
    Feeling low,
    Then Doctor Ru-da-ry
    Comes to say hello!
    When hopes are thin, grin,
    Say, “Deal me in!”
    You’ll take this chump to class!
    Playing bridge with an undead doctor
    Helps the time to pass …
    You’ll play bridge with an undead doctor,
    You can bet your *ss!

    When your girl walks out,
    When hope fades,
    And when you’re goal’s in doubt,
    Just finesse your spades!
    When things are tough, bluff,
    Then ruff-and-sluff!
    You’ll make an overtrick!
    Playing bridge with an undead doctor
    Might seem kinda sick …
    Playing bridge with an undead doctor
    Shows what makes you tick!

  8. Frank Hightower
    October 29, 2013, 11:02 am | # | Reply

    Don’t fall for it, nick! He’s only doing it to gage the tastiness of your brain!

  9. Glenn
    October 29, 2013, 11:28 am | # | Reply

    Cybernetic mental capabilities aren’t the issue here. More to the point, what kind of sensors does Nick have? Could a sufficiently high-res visual sensor see the reflection of the Doctor’s cards in his eyes? Can milimeter-wave radar at close range read the iron in the inks on the black cards?

  10. =Tamar
    October 29, 2013, 12:59 pm | # | Reply

    Doesn’t Nick has cameras all over the inside of the chassis? He doesn’t need to look at reflections, he can read the cards directly.

  11. Shadowmehr
    October 29, 2013, 7:21 pm | # | Reply

    This is science. A magician’s illusions is based on physics, and a con-artist’s techniques is based on psychology. So the fleecing that ensues will be based on sound and proven principles.

  12. iburns
    October 29, 2013, 8:24 pm | # | Reply

    I’m getting hustled but heft it: losing money to a zombie in bridge is the kind of day I’m having, and if it gets too bad I’ve got the sensors.

  13. Voyager
    October 29, 2013, 10:34 pm | # | Reply

    Bridge. Wow, he must have really pissed the good doctor off.

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