I mean, they read porn to each other already and there’s a limit to just how much sexytimes they can have given their bodies (not thinking about it not thinking about it…) so I wonder how much this will actually affect that part of their relationship.
I have one friend on the elderly side of the age-range who successfully scared away some of her older son’s more skeevy (and lightfingered) friends from coming over by reading fanfic porn aloud in her living room. Seriously, she did; it took a half-dozen or so readings to get rid of the last one, but it worked. She cackled a lot too, occasionally at inappropriate moments. She is an AWESOME woman!
Sweetheart is not simply an ordinary dog (just like Leo, I suspect she’s got a healthy scoop of human DNA in there), and Unity cannot, in all honesty, be said to be entirely human (her brain is the only part of her that is technically “alive”, and it’s not even a natural human brain — it’s cloned). So, if it’s a sapient canid and an undead patchwork revenant animated by mysterious black ooze, is it still bestiality?
I’m sure it’s been mentioned that she’s actually more human than dog, especially where her brain is concerned. It’s just on the outside she’s all fluffy.
Its not obscene it perfectly … unnatural. I doubt if there’s anything on the books about transgenic talking dogs and unholy abominations. I say go for it
As a cover for her art journal, my friend made a mock-up of the Dating for Dummies book from Undertale, complete with bar code, reviews, and library sticker.
Considering my experiences in dating, a rulebook like that is perfectly acceptable, appropriate, and absolutely as relevant as anything else I’ve ever run across. Nothing else has been of the LEAST use, so why not?
If that’s their rulebook, this date could take a very dark turn.
Or a very hilarious one.
Hilarious for *us*, not so much for the two of them. (Probably the rest of the Skin Horse crew will laugh with us, as well.)
Or will it be a very DHARK turn?
Does Unity have a few loose stitches in her torso that she’s using as a pocket?
Yes. It’s a poche-mortem. May not want to think too much about it.
Zombies: making “boob pocket” more literal than you’d like since 1889!
Why that year?
I was kind of wondering the same thing.
Yes. The line referencing it is on the cutting room floor, but we kept the visual gag at least.
I mean, they read porn to each other already and there’s a limit to just how much sexytimes they can have given their bodies (not thinking about it not thinking about it…) so I wonder how much this will actually affect that part of their relationship.
I have one friend on the elderly side of the age-range who successfully scared away some of her older son’s more skeevy (and lightfingered) friends from coming over by reading fanfic porn aloud in her living room. Seriously, she did; it took a half-dozen or so readings to get rid of the last one, but it worked. She cackled a lot too, occasionally at inappropriate moments. She is an AWESOME woman!
I’ll have to remember that for if I ever have kids.
Sweetheart is not simply an ordinary dog (just like Leo, I suspect she’s got a healthy scoop of human DNA in there), and Unity cannot, in all honesty, be said to be entirely human (her brain is the only part of her that is technically “alive”, and it’s not even a natural human brain — it’s cloned). So, if it’s a sapient canid and an undead patchwork revenant animated by mysterious black ooze, is it still bestiality?
It’s not bestiality, they’re both adult sentients. It’s just physically impractical.
I’m sure it’s been mentioned that she’s actually more human than dog, especially where her brain is concerned. It’s just on the outside she’s all fluffy.
A proposal?
viewer indiscretion advised!
Its not obscene it perfectly … unnatural. I doubt if there’s anything on the books about transgenic talking dogs and unholy abominations. I say go for it
As a cover for her art journal, my friend made a mock-up of the Dating for Dummies book from Undertale, complete with bar code, reviews, and library sticker.
This time they’re gonna bang.
How will it all end? Not with a “bang”, but with a “goink”…
Considering my experiences in dating, a rulebook like that is perfectly acceptable, appropriate, and absolutely as relevant as anything else I’ve ever run across. Nothing else has been of the LEAST use, so why not?
Snickers aren’t normally jet black. I suspect that Snickers is violent and desires sammiches.
Or at the very least, it thinks lightsabers are cool.