Mind you, if not asking to get frenched leads to getting frenched as Lovelace implies then that would implies that Lovelace goes around frenching people as long as they don’t ask her. Somehow I don’t think it works like that. 😛
Um, *why* did they leave him behind at the tram and why did they think he was in danger? And what does it say that I never even noticed they left him behind?
I think he would need to kill a game equivalent to the devil to get that
At least three Baals.
“What wouldst I need to defeat to get frenched?”
“Satan himself and every other demon in hell.”
“…I’ll be back in five minutes.”
… Calls Seth to help…
Checks out the hordes of the abyss –
“Maybe six minutes.”
He can’t help that he’s perpetually horny.
You have a point.
So does *he*!
“I think that’s the first time a woman hath voluntarily touched me.” Why doeth that not surprise me?
I kind of get a Doctor Who vibe from his look with that scarf.
The proper term is “ponykinesis”. 😉
I think the answer to his question is: yourself, in your immaturity and selfish worldview.
So Bonus Boss: Nega-Mistycorn!
The real Boss was inside you all along!
Haven’t you seen the My Little Pony reboot yet, Nick? At least just to complain about it?
Mind you, if not asking to get frenched leads to getting frenched as Lovelace implies then that would implies that Lovelace goes around frenching people as long as they don’t ask her. Somehow I don’t think it works like that. 😛
Not asking for it so bluntly is a necessary but not sufficient condition.
It’s a Zen thing.
“If you encounter the Buddha upon the road, French-kiss him.”
Classic error of going just one step too far. Something that has tripped better men and unicorns than the Baron throughout history.
Um, *why* did they leave him behind at the tram and why did they think he was in danger? And what does it say that I never even noticed they left him behind?
He stayed back to fend off the T.rex from the train tunnel; see http://skin-horse.com/comic/not-the/
He fended off a T-rex there, and killed a T-rex here… I suppose it doesn’t count if you don’t use a flamethrower.
Kisses are endgame loot, Baron. Just ask Mario.