And so, the Fellowship of Social Servicing was scattered across the land in accordance with the dark designs of Sa—err, Mr. Green. They had forgotten unity was their strength. Wait, I mean they forgot that the sum of their parts were greater than their individual…you know what, forget it. Someone else can do the cheesy parody comments, I got nothing.
Okay, now I’m picturing the Bosses they would deal with. Sweetheart would have a mind-controlled Sasquatch coming out of the blizzard, Tip will have a soldier with a flame-thrower, Nick would have to outmaneuver another cyborg aircraft, so that would leave an earth-themed Boss for U.N.I.T.Y.
We’re talking about the same UNITY that recently nailed her head to a helicopter control console because she got bored within the course of three minutes.
Ooh, get the burn salve.
Sorry Tip! You have spent the entire series working for your status and now you must live with it. 😛
It’s surprising that Tip is even bothered by it. He’s definitely suffered a sea change.
And so, the Fellowship of Social Servicing was scattered across the land in accordance with the dark designs of Sa—err, Mr. Green. They had forgotten unity was their strength. Wait, I mean they forgot that the sum of their parts were greater than their individual…you know what, forget it. Someone else can do the cheesy parody comments, I got nothing.
How are they going to have proper individual Boss Fights if they stick together?
Okay, now I’m picturing the Bosses they would deal with. Sweetheart would have a mind-controlled Sasquatch coming out of the blizzard, Tip will have a soldier with a flame-thrower, Nick would have to outmaneuver another cyborg aircraft, so that would leave an earth-themed Boss for U.N.I.T.Y.
I’ve got a bad feeling about this…
That’s a Unity-on-brains level of burn. What gives?
She has been seeming a little smarter (at times) as of late. 😛
That was such an easy setup, she didn’t need brains for that one.
We’re talking about the same UNITY that recently nailed her head to a helicopter control console because she got bored within the course of three minutes.
Oh, right. Thanks for putting us back into perspective. Lol
Is it too late in this storyline for Unity to get Remy to send her another body part so she can be the man?
She had one in the mirror universe storyline. Who knows… maybe she kept it.
Maybe with the extra eyes from the Skin Horse cafeteria storyline.
Sometimes Unity carries extra cargo – just in case.
Improves your chances with Tigerlilly though, Tip!