Human minion’s secret thought: “Perhaps it is time I rethink both my career path and the political alignment that have led me to my current situation!”.
Daphne wouldn’t be human if she didn’t quickly come to the conclusion that they were joking with her. Especially when that’s so out of character for HT.
Of course, by definition pretty much everyone he actually _knows_ and has a name for is near the top of the list: only a few of his favorites are found further down on the list than, say, “humans, other, China.”
So the traitor is finally learning that siding with a genocidal tiger against humanity might not be the smartest idea after all. What took her so long?
Human minion’s secret thought: “Perhaps it is time I rethink both my career path and the political alignment that have led me to my current situation!”.
Daphne wouldn’t be human if she didn’t quickly come to the conclusion that they were joking with her. Especially when that’s so out of character for HT.
His name is LITERALLY “Hungry Tiger”.
Does he particularly like fat babies?
Well, everyone _organic_ is on his “to eat” list. Chaps like Mustachio go onto the “Recycle into kitchen utensils maybe?” list.
Of course, by definition pretty much everyone he actually _knows_ and has a name for is near the top of the list: only a few of his favorites are found further down on the list than, say, “humans, other, China.”
Has that fox always been wearing an adorable little hoodie?
Nope, it looks like he acquired it after he failed the Trial of the Hot Tub, presumably for its towelling qualities.
“To eat is to do”—Socrates
“To do is to eat”—Sartre
“Do eat do eat do”—Sinatra
I think you were thinking of Nietzsche.
Socrates said that good people eat to live, and bad people live to eat.
That surely says something about H.T., but I’m not sure what.
Do eat Do eat
Hungry Tiger
Tell us about the girl
without a Geiger
Is this a bad time to point out how long Humans have been making Tiger Skin rugs?
Or what happened to the Kzinti??
A kinder, gentler H.T. Suuuuure.
He’s an equal opportunity eater. Very evenpawed.
Do “enemies” get eaten? Or is that a privilege reserved for allies?
All will be consumed eventually. H.T. is very democratic that way.
Does that include himself?
Bottom of the list naturally
So the traitor is finally learning that siding with a genocidal tiger against humanity might not be the smartest idea after all. What took her so long?