Dangerously cute certainly sounds like some kind of psychohazard, But in my experience, such things are only dangerous if you react in a typical manner to its operating principle, and when has my sweet u.n.i.t.y ever reacted in a typical manner to anything?
Weaponized ignorance.
….Meets weaponised cuteness, potentially.
…rampage style!
We already have that–it’s called “the Pentagon”.
She really does have Mel’s DNA, doesn’t she?
http://www.webcomicsnation.com/shaenongarrity/narbonic_plus/series.php?view=archive&chapter=52285#strip3
(Don’t click if you’ve not read Narbonic before – it’s a spoiler strip!)
Arrrggh! Don’t you know that every link to Narbonic is a day lost!??!?
Bwa ha ha!
I immediately thought of the same strip when I read this.
(TUNE: “Moon River”, Johnny Mercer and Henry Mancini)
Star Chamber,
Where the cutest dwell!
It’s dangerous as hell,
We fret …
This girl zombie,
She grabs on me!
”Although I ain’t clever,
Ain’t never
Stopped yet!”
This stranger,
Not a thing she knows,
But still, away she goes
To see …
Our siblings, the cutest of all!
One who will appall!
Left and down the hall,
Star Chamber …
Let’s flee!
Great, now I’m picturing Unity with two guns in high heels that are also guns and wearing a skintight suit and glasses.
Looking back, I don’t know why this mental image bothered me.
Dangerously cute certainly sounds like some kind of psychohazard, But in my experience, such things are only dangerous if you react in a typical manner to its operating principle, and when has my sweet u.n.i.t.y ever reacted in a typical manner to anything?
“Dangerously cute:” I suspect we’re about to meet the robot version of a certain terrifyingly powerful monster from the world of Mundementia One.
“Dangerously cute” makes me think of “At the Mountains of Cuteness” by H.P. Plushcraft. Google it if you dare!
Google doesn’t return any obvious results, actually.
Oh. It’s because it’s by H.P.Lushcraft.
Oops!
You’re correct, H.P. Lushcraft, not Plushcraft. Plushcraft would be slightly spoilerish. Sigh, my bad.
Even cuter than the baby cobras?
They have B-Ko cuddling baby Cobras?
I mean C-Ko cuddling baby Cobras. B-Ko would just look deadly effective cuddling them.
There’s something adorable about a death glare being given by a Frankenstein to an animitronic giraffe.
Which, quite frankly, probably says more about me than I like.
I’m thinking Unity has that hidden superpowered aspect to her seriousness – like going from Banner to Hulk. But she only does it for cuteness.
I’ll take that giraffe before they ship it out, it’s cute.