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2020-03-04

by shaenon on March 4, 2020 at 12:01 am
Chapter: A Life in the Woods
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  1. Unimonster
    March 4, 2020, 1:05 am | # | Reply

    Speak for yourself, Kay.

    Oh, wait–you are.

  2. Aidinthel
    March 4, 2020, 1:09 am | # | Reply

    Being peaceful and running DARPA seems like a bit of a contradiction to me.

    • Pygar
      March 4, 2020, 1:58 am | # | Reply

      Peace is their profession!

      • Doug Relyea
        March 4, 2020, 2:05 am | # | Reply

        That’s taken by Strategic Air Command.

        • Pygar
          March 4, 2020, 2:08 am | # | Reply

          They let them use it on weekends!

      • JSStryker
        March 4, 2020, 11:18 am | # | Reply

        “Peace is our profession…war is just a hobby” Unknown SAC personnel.

    • awgiedawgie
      March 4, 2020, 2:36 am | # | Reply

      Being peaceful doesn’t necessarily mean being unarmed. If someone decides to attack you, how do you quickly restore peace without having the best weapons?

      • Carl Fishman
        March 4, 2020, 6:03 am | # | Reply

        “If you desire peace, prepare for war.” Not exactly a new concept.

        • Robert Nowall
          March 4, 2020, 7:18 am | # | Reply

          “If everybody would just get along, then maybe we wouldn’t have to kill so many people.”

        • Nix
          March 4, 2020, 6:35 pm | # | Reply

          But, equally, as has been stated by many great men, “If you desire war, prepare for war”.

      • jdreyfuss
        March 4, 2020, 8:18 am | # | Reply

        Cf. Switzerland

        • Robert Nowall
          March 4, 2020, 10:40 am | # | Reply

          Well, the Alps help.

          • s854
            March 4, 2020, 3:08 pm | #

            The Alps don’t help that much. With enough motivation, someone can lead a herd of elephants over them.

            As for the bigfoots, you can still claim to be “a peaceful people” if, for you, peace is only acceptable when it’s on your terms.

          • Bernerlb
            March 4, 2020, 4:06 pm | #

            Only one elephant made it.

          • Robert Nowall
            March 4, 2020, 5:41 pm | #

            And on the way to Rome, too.

        • awgiedawgie
          March 4, 2020, 6:52 pm | # | Reply

          Are you trying to imply that Switzerland is unarmed?

          • jdreyfuss
            March 5, 2020, 9:04 am | #

            No, Cf. means “see for example.” I was illustrating your point by saying Switzerland is able to maintain its neutrality by arming everyone to the teeth.

          • awgiedawgie
            March 5, 2020, 2:37 pm | #

            Ah. Sorry, I wasn’t sure which way you were going with them as the example.

    • Gyrre
      March 6, 2020, 2:10 am | # | Reply

      It’s the Roman method.

  3. sweetuncleLESLIE
    March 4, 2020, 2:05 am | # | Reply

    I LIKE DARPA. That’s where you see your technical future. I used to peruse DARPA for fun, while working on the edge of Silicone Valley, which prepared me for enjoying Skin Horse.

    • Jim Baerg
      March 4, 2020, 12:57 pm | # | Reply

      Silicone Valley?
      Artificial cleavage

      • Pygar
        March 5, 2020, 12:12 am | # | Reply

        Naomi Wu *would* be a nice addition to the cast…

  4. BMunro
    March 4, 2020, 2:52 am | # | Reply

    Well, the only dragon you _know of_, anyway. Who knows what mad scientists may have hidden away in their volcano fortresses, undersea domes, and unlikely trains?

  5. Seph
    March 4, 2020, 6:49 am | # | Reply

    ‘Bigfeet’.

    • OneUniverse
      March 4, 2020, 1:36 pm | # | Reply

      Is that speciesism?

  6. Barking Monkey
    March 4, 2020, 6:51 am | # | Reply

    “…but I’m very big.” Yeah, but you don’t have consummate Vees. It’s back to Strongbad art class for Shaenon.

  7. Robert Nowall
    March 4, 2020, 7:18 am | # | Reply

    “Where, where?”

  8. jdreyfuss
    March 4, 2020, 8:27 am | # | Reply

    For some reason Kay’s line made me think of Little John in Robin Hood: Men in Tights. “Don’t let my name fool you. In real life I’m very big.”

  9. W.
    March 4, 2020, 8:46 am | # | Reply

    Only one dragon!? You better get shaggin’!

    • Robert Nowall
      March 4, 2020, 10:39 am | # | Reply

      Wouldn’t that take two dragons?

      • jdreyfuss
        March 4, 2020, 10:51 am | # | Reply

        Yes, but only if they’re small enough that they both fit inside the light bulb.

      • Ogden Wernstrom
        March 4, 2020, 1:49 pm | # | Reply

        Just jump in your time machine and pick out a marriageable descendant to bring back with you. Unless they find you first, Terminator style.

      • Nix
        March 4, 2020, 6:37 pm | # | Reply

        Nah, dragons reproduce by maiden-consumption. One maiden per offspring. (It is possible that the maiden is *transformed* into the offspring, but if so, none have been willing to admit it afterwards.)

        Whether Tip counts as a maiden, I’m not sure. I’m fairly sure it has to be a maiden and not a madden, so that rules out most of the female cast 🙂

        • Ysabet
          March 4, 2020, 11:20 pm | # | Reply

          Generally the maiden-devouring sort of dragon had a preference for virgins, soooooo…. yeah. I’d say Tip is pretty much out.

          OOH. Now *there’s* a transformation I’d like to see happen to Tip (temporarily, anyway)– genderswap! I mean, would it make him/her prefer very masculine outfits, or would he/she keep to stylish feminine gear? Whichever he/she chose, I suspect it’d be beautifully chic and probably vintage. <3

        • D. Walker
          March 5, 2020, 9:26 pm | # | Reply

          What about John Madden?

      • Candace
        March 5, 2020, 1:15 am | # | Reply

        Dr. Lee could probably make another dragon, if she were motivated to do so.

    • David Shilkun
      March 4, 2020, 12:54 pm | # | Reply

      “The printers seem to have left the ‘S’ off of the handbill.”

      “No, they got it right, it’s not ‘slay’ the dragon.”

  10. Manifesta
    March 4, 2020, 3:22 pm | # | Reply

    Working with Skin Horse would probably be my dream job, so I fully endorse my loyalty here.

  11. Eva
    March 4, 2020, 5:01 pm | # | Reply

    Kay is my new favorite character. <3

  12. Shadowmehr
    March 4, 2020, 9:25 pm | # | Reply

    You’d think they’d get someone to build U.N.I.T.Y. a new body. As it (doesn’t) stand, she’s in danger of become the focus of a Sasquatch soccer match if she continues mouthing off like that.

    • David B Huber
      March 4, 2020, 9:56 pm | # | Reply

      Ooh! As much as I’d hate that for Unity, I want to see that so bad!

      • Candace
        March 5, 2020, 1:16 am | # | Reply

        Eh, Unity might enjoy that. Heck, she might volunteer for it. Might be fun.

  13. BrokenEye, the True False Prophet
    March 20, 2020, 5:26 am | # | Reply

    Y’all ever see that Syfy Original Movie about bigfoot where he randomly unhinges his jaw and bites a dude’s face off? It was really stupid.

  14. Knuckles
    February 13, 2022, 1:23 am | # | Reply

    Having the loyalty of the only dragon is still pretty good!

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