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2017-03-15

by shaenon on March 15, 2017 at 12:01 am
Chapter: Fun for Some
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  1. Jay
    March 15, 2017, 12:23 am | # | Reply

    Wow, that’d be a mindf**k – I never would have guessed Nick subconsciously wanted to be human again!

    …That makes me pretty sure it’s not his wishes being granted, really. :/

    • Delta Echo
      March 15, 2017, 4:27 am | # | Reply

      Actually, it very well might be, becuase it’s another level of exploring the “what measure is a non-human?” identity issues that is the core story of the comic.

      Specifically: what if someone (in this case, Nick) desires to become something other than what they were born as, achieves that…and then, later, realises they regret it?

      • WJS
        February 13, 2025, 7:15 pm | # | Reply

        That happens a lot. They do irreversible damage to their bodies, realise that it didn’t solve any of their problems that they were promised it would, and about 40% commit suicide. And nobody wants to talk about it.

        • Minty-Fresh Breath
          February 19, 2025, 4:09 am | # | Reply

          actually, gender-affirming surgery has the lowest regret rate among nearly all surgeries, including things like HIP REPLACEMENTS, and gender-affirming care drastically reduces the suicide rate of trans people, but go off you sad, weird, cringy little transphobe

          • Rex Vivat
            February 19, 2025, 10:13 am | #

            who goes around replying to comments from 8 years ago, too. I wonder if they’re aware that a bunch of us get mails for these and they’re broadcasting their cringy behavior for us all to see

    • serpentrose
      March 15, 2017, 9:24 am | # | Reply

      Or he could simply want to be desirable, and the program made him desirable to Lovelace because she’s there and she’s someone Nick would want to be desired by.

      • bitflipper
        May 22, 2019, 5:02 pm | # | Reply

        Ah, but, remember whom Lovelace found attractive in Narbonic: Professor Lupin (well, love-hate) and David Davenport. Her definition of “stone cold babe” probably wouldn’t make the cover of many magazines.

        • awgiedawgie
          May 23, 2019, 1:46 am | # | Reply

          Actually, Lovelace never claimed to find Madblood attractive, or even claimed to like him at all. She was loyal to him only because she was programmed to be, but she eventually found a way to break free even from that.

          Even in Shaenon’s own commentary, the only nice things she had to say about Lovelace’s opinion of Madblood were “Sometimes I get the feeling that, despite it all, Lovelace kind of has a soft spot for her evil creator,” and “I don’t think she dislikes him as much as she lets on.”

        • jdreyfuss
          January 29, 2020, 10:43 am | # | Reply

          That’s what serpentrose was saying. His desire is to be attractive, and since Lovelace is the only nearby person to whom he might want to be attractive, the game found a definition of “Nick Zerhakker” that would both be familiar to him and attractive to her.

          • Aname
            March 2, 2021, 8:01 am | #

            I just thought he wanted to be Ron Stoppable.

          • WJS
            February 13, 2025, 7:17 pm | #

            What, and it just so happens that this version of him that she finds so attractive is completely identical to his original body?

    • WarpZone
      March 16, 2017, 5:24 am | # | Reply

      Or, the game isn’t granting the PLAYERS’ wishes, it’s granting Lovelace’s! 😛

    • DanD
      March 16, 2017, 10:11 pm | # | Reply

      It doesn’t have to be that he wants to be human, as such. I could easily see missing certain aspects of humanity, while, in general, being perfectly happy as a helicopter. Particularly if there’s an attractive female human who one is interested in. Being conflicted is a thing.

    • Knuckles
      April 1, 2025, 11:12 am | # | Reply

      There’s a lot of reasons someone can make a wish. Sometimes, it’s for someone else who means a lot to you.

  2. Zobot257
    March 15, 2017, 12:23 am | # | Reply

    This is where Nick learns that there ARE people who would find him desirable.

    And they’re all mad. :p

    • WuseMajor
      March 15, 2017, 12:28 am | # | Reply

      To be fair, her father and first crush were both Computer Scientists (among other things). It shouldn’t surprise anyone that she has a thing for nerdy guys who are good with computers.

      • OneUniverse
        March 15, 2017, 8:28 am | # | Reply

        Good point about people who can handle Lovelace’s code in a kind way.

    • OneUniverse
      March 15, 2017, 8:15 am | # | Reply

      Maybe it’s that Nick REALIZES that there are people who find him desirable; and they’re all mad (see Virginia) or computer AI (Lovelace). So maybe his situation hasn’t exactly improved.

      • Nix
        March 15, 2017, 9:58 am | # | Reply

        When you’re a brain in a jar, er, helicopter, it’s probably better for all concerned if the people who find you attractive are AIs who don’t think that physical bodies matter much.

      • BRGR
        March 15, 2017, 3:36 pm | # | Reply

        Nick admitted he is attracted to her avatar.

        Now she admits that she is attracted to his avatar.

        This reminds me of something, I’m not sure what.

        • Rex Vivat
          March 15, 2017, 4:07 pm | # | Reply

          Actually, Nick never did. It was Baron Mistycorn that rated her 9.6.

          • BRGR
            March 16, 2017, 1:49 am | #

            Actually, Nick told Baron that he feels attracted to her avatar, in those very words.

          • Rex Vivat
            March 16, 2017, 10:46 am | #

            Link? I can’t seem to find that.

          • Saberbeam
            March 16, 2017, 1:56 pm | #

            @Rex Vivat: Methinks BRGR may be referring March 4ths comic, in which Nick’s words imply he’s uninterested, but the ensuing conversation and his generally embarrassed look indicate that he may not have been entirely forthcoming.

            http://skin-horse.com/comic/pull-the-intake/

  3. Pygar
    March 15, 2017, 12:27 am | # | Reply

    I hope Boney’s mood stays where it is!

    Y’know, Nick and Lovelace might make a cute couple. Be nice to see… not as nice as Unity getting the lightsaber, or Moustachio getting his legs back, or the Dork Knight having a No Good Day, but still nice…

    • WuseMajor
      March 15, 2017, 12:30 am | # | Reply

      Sorry, but Nick and Virgina is the only OTP.

      • Dave
        March 15, 2017, 12:56 am | # | Reply

        I mean I’m all for Nick and Virginia finally making something happen, but by this point it’s been drug out so long, you usually see it end up getting subverted by this length of time. This feels like some kind of setup for Nick to move on to a new love, to me.

        • Scott Free
          March 15, 2017, 7:17 am | # | Reply

          @Dave: “This feels like some kind of setup for Nick to move on to a new love, to me.”

          You feel Nick should move on, to you? (Isn’t punctuation wonderful?)

        • 5-tons-of-flax
          March 15, 2017, 10:16 am | # | Reply

          If drugs are involved, shouldn’t Virginia be moving on to Tigerlily?

          • John Campbell
            March 15, 2017, 1:14 pm | #

            That was only once and she was possessed by her creation at the time.

        • Robert Nowall
          March 15, 2017, 2:17 pm | # | Reply

          Well, there was a drawing a while back of Nick-as-we-see-him-here having a romantic dinner with Dr. Lee. If it meant anything at all…

      • Adept Arcanist
        March 15, 2017, 1:08 am | # | Reply

        Okay, but what if Nick and Lovelace happens as a way to set it up, like Dave and Lovelace did for Dave and Helen? 😛

      • John Campbell
        March 15, 2017, 1:18 pm | # | Reply

        Sure, but Virginia’s gotten to have some extracurricular fun while they’ve been dancing around trying to get it together. Why not Nick?

    • Rex Vivat
      March 15, 2017, 1:09 am | # | Reply

      Oh, please no. Poor Lovelace shouldn’t get to be someone’s rebound again.

    • Towering Barbarian
      March 15, 2017, 1:25 am | # | Reply

      Wouldn’t be a bad thing. I think Lovelace could look further and do worse. ^_^

    • Pygar
      March 15, 2017, 1:51 pm | # | Reply

      Darn. I left “Tigerlilly and Virginia oiling snakes” off my list… as well as “silverfish singing “Put On the Motley” and “Tip in Old Bluejeans, Flannel Shirt, and Patch Hat Advertising Tractors”… and *liking* it… The Dork Knight’s Bad Day can involve bees…

  4. Ryan
    March 15, 2017, 1:08 am | # | Reply

    Holy crap, she finds him attractive because she used to date Dave! He’s even wearing flannel.

    • OneUniverse
      March 15, 2017, 8:31 am | # | Reply

      Lovelace wants her code handled properly.

      • Robert Nowall
        March 15, 2017, 8:44 am | # | Reply

        Let’s just say she has peculiar taste in men.

  5. BMunro
    March 15, 2017, 1:11 am | # | Reply

    Is it possible they’re not all perceiving quite the same things?

    • Aevylmar
      March 15, 2017, 2:10 am | # | Reply

      That’s my theory, too. Has Nick looked himself in a mirror since he got this body? If not, we may be setting up for a reflection rather different than what we’re seeing.

      • Moe Lane
        March 15, 2017, 2:49 am | # | Reply

        It’d also be interesting if ‘babe’ was being used in a gender-neutral way, here.

  6. BMunro
    March 15, 2017, 1:13 am | # | Reply

    Theory: his wish isn’t to be a stone cold babe. It’s to be irresistible to women. _Looks_ don’t come into it.

    • dornbeast
      March 15, 2017, 2:05 am | # | Reply

      Hey, he may have reached a point in his life where his wish is to be irresistible to one woman.

  7. Manifesta
    March 15, 2017, 3:05 am | # | Reply

    Boney is reaching cobra levels of adorableness.

    • DarkStarling
      March 15, 2017, 7:46 am | # | Reply

      Yes, and here we thought that was physically impossible…

  8. Robert Nowall
    March 15, 2017, 8:43 am | # | Reply

    Boney should keep his head and tail inside the ride.

    • Smithnik
      March 15, 2017, 1:48 pm | # | Reply

      I’m not sure that’s possible, given his size.
      “You’re gonna need a bigger tram…”

      • Some Other Dave
        March 15, 2017, 6:09 pm | # | Reply

        They probably prefer for the Thagomizer to remain outside…

    • Shadowmehr
      March 15, 2017, 7:44 pm | # | Reply

      Aww, but look at him, he’s enjoying the ride. He’s like a big old german shepherd, only with scales and spikes and big ridges down the back . . . okay, this analogy is going nowhere, so I’ll stop now.

      • E Bernhard Warg
        March 16, 2017, 9:32 am | # | Reply

        I just hope his canine behavior doesn’t extent to tail wagging!

  9. Chrisn
    March 15, 2017, 3:29 pm | # | Reply

    Just out of curiousity, how does Lovelace know this? When did she become an expert on the Anti-Whimsey? Maybe SHE just thinks that Baron should be courageous and that Nick should be a babe. Or not – we’ll see.

    • OneUniverse
      March 16, 2017, 5:54 pm | # | Reply

      Maybe she read Baron Mistycorn’s blog?

      • Knuckles
        February 3, 2022, 10:51 am | # | Reply

        That would explain the wanting Nick to be a babe part.

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