2008-09-11 by shaenon on September 11, 2008 at 12:01 am Chapter: I Can Fly Want the original art for this strip?
Re-reading this long after the fact, I’m half-expecting that to read, “It’s like making a thousand-dollar hooker weed your asparagus.”
The Dreamcast was awesome… until it broke down. Fastest breaking console I ever owned.
I am certain that he didn’t mean it as an innuendo and means it as he says (why are you buying a thousand dollar’s worth of sexual services and then squander them on gardening that would have been cheaper with a regular gardener).
I can’t figure out whether that is funny or not.
That or it’s a euphemism for shaving your man pubes.
In a for-hire sexy-time sorta way.