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2020-02-14

by shaenon on February 14, 2020 at 12:01 am
Chapter: A Life in the Woods
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  1. apocolypse101
    February 14, 2020, 12:02 am | # | Reply

    Truly he made a good decision.

    • dexitroboper
      February 14, 2020, 12:08 am | # | Reply

      It’s super effective.

  2. casimir
    February 14, 2020, 12:06 am | # | Reply

    Tip must be thrilled to be flying through the air like a bird without mussing his coiffure.

  3. Alphaghoul
    February 14, 2020, 12:11 am | # | Reply

    How did H. T. Con her?

    • Schismatism
      February 14, 2020, 6:01 am | # | Reply

      Cult of personality, the whole ‘we must band together against the humans now that they can no longer see us’, start of the New War, take your pick.

      Possibly a little good old-fashioned seduction, too. That is H.T.’s style.

    • jdreyfuss
      February 14, 2020, 9:25 am | # | Reply

      HT is a pedagogue. He uses specious reasoning to manipulate and seduce those who feel a directionless or vaguely directed sense of oppression into following his path.

      • Landis963
        February 14, 2020, 10:00 am | # | Reply

        Did you mean “Demogogue”? A pedagogue is a teacher.

        • jdreyfuss
          February 14, 2020, 11:22 am | # | Reply

          You’re right. Ugh. Bad day for me to mix those up.

  4. ngmatt
    February 14, 2020, 12:12 am | # | Reply

    Never forget you always have the choice of madness, then you can make the insane choices. 🙂

    • BMunro
      February 14, 2020, 12:25 am | # | Reply

      Ah, but you don’t have to go Mad: you just need to know a Mad! Want to replace your left arm with a chainsaw and your lower left leg with a anti-tank gun? They’ll help!

  5. Robert Nowall
    February 14, 2020, 12:14 am | # | Reply

    So why are they flying over Pittsburgh?

    • John Campbell
      February 14, 2020, 12:19 am | # | Reply

      Have you ever tried flying under it?

    • awgiedawgie
      February 14, 2020, 12:48 am | # | Reply

      That’s a good question. Last I knew, Annex One was parked in downtown Boston.

      Unless that’s supposed to be Boston.

      • casimir
        February 14, 2020, 1:15 am | # | Reply

        The rivers do suggest Pittsburgh.

        • Pygar
          February 14, 2020, 6:42 pm | # | Reply

          Look closely- is there a pawnshop on the corner?

      • Robert Nowall
        February 14, 2020, 8:23 am | # | Reply

        Really I was just wondering why they were headed west (Carbondale is in eastern Pennsylvania) when Annex One was last seen somewhere near Boston.

        Unless they’re rendezvousing with it somewhere else.

        • awgiedawgie
          February 14, 2020, 9:03 am | # | Reply

          Like I said, good question. Pittsburgh is pretty much exactly the wrong direction.

        • awgiedawgie
          February 14, 2020, 9:17 am | # | Reply

          Wait… where did they drop off the pack of dogs when they rescued them from Up North? Maybe they’re dropping Sparkle off before heading to Annex One. I don’t know why they’d need to, other than to save her the embarrassment of facing Sweetheart after falling for H.T., but still, it might explain why they’re going the wrong way.

          • mickeyjf
            February 14, 2020, 10:40 am | #

            But facing Sweetheart is a plot opportunity not to be missed! I’m in anticipation.

          • awgiedawgie
            February 14, 2020, 11:55 pm | #

            Wait… nevermind. Tip just said they’re going to a robotic government building, which kind of blows my theory that they’re dropping Sparkle off first.

        • jdreyfuss
          February 14, 2020, 9:27 am | # | Reply

          I’m trying to remember where everyone is right now. They have people in Boston, California, and Florida, and are coming from Carbondale, right?

          • Robert Nowall
            February 14, 2020, 2:17 pm | #

            “They’re really rockin’ in Boston,
            Pittsburgh, PA.
            Deep in the heart of Texas.
            And ’round the Frisco Bay.
            All over St. Louis,
            Way down in New Orleans,
            All the cats wanna dance with
            Sweet Little Sixteen.”

            —Chuck Berry.

    • Efogoto
      February 14, 2020, 4:06 am | # | Reply

      Yeah, that’s Pittsburgh.

    • Ogden Wernstrom
      February 14, 2020, 10:48 am | # | Reply

      You know how this stuff works. The writers coveted a winter vacation to Pittsburgh. Toss off one panel and now it’s a business expense paid for with the executive producers’ money.

      • frithrikr
        February 14, 2020, 12:58 pm | # | Reply

        But who WANTS a winter vacation in Pittsburgh?

        • awgiedawgie
          February 14, 2020, 4:03 pm | # | Reply

          Someone who’s never been to Pittsburgh in the winter before.

          • Shaenon
            February 14, 2020, 9:13 pm | #

            I seriously just had a winter vacation in Pittsburgh. You can’t miss the holiday display at Phipps Conservatory!

      • s854
        February 14, 2020, 7:22 pm | # | Reply

        They create this strip months in advance, so maybe it was still summer when they were researching what to put in that panel.

        … Is Pittsburgh a better place to visit in the summer? I’ve never been.

        • casimir
          February 14, 2020, 7:44 pm | # | Reply

          Pittsburgh is a beautiful city! Good people, too. (I’m a Californian, so I can hardly be called biased).

          It does get cold, though.

        • Andy4Hire
          February 14, 2020, 8:24 pm | # | Reply

          Didn’t know what to expect from Pittsburgh when I moved here, but I’ve lived here more than twelve years now. It’s well worth a visit any time of year, but since the riverfront, the parks, and a lot of the neighborhoods are pleasantly walkable, summer is a good time to visit. Unless you’re here for a hockey game or something, I guess.

  6. notactuallyaperson
    February 14, 2020, 3:01 am | # | Reply

    please; the law of irony dictates that they have by now become an utopic society.

    • awgiedawgie
      February 14, 2020, 9:10 am | # | Reply

      Or someone else stepped up as Alpha, and Sparkle is now low man on the totem pole, as it were.

      • Shadowmehr
        February 14, 2020, 8:06 pm | # | Reply

        I think Sparkle and Sweetheart’s ex was stepping up to be a good Alpha when we last met him, so I think you both might be right. (What was his name, again?)

        • awgiedawgie
          February 14, 2020, 8:20 pm | # | Reply

          That would be Buddy.

  7. David B Huber
    February 14, 2020, 5:17 am | # | Reply

    What became of Sparkle’s Cone of Pride?

    • 5-tons-of-flax
      February 14, 2020, 7:43 am | # | Reply

      Pierson removed it for her.

      • awgiedawgie
        February 14, 2020, 9:06 am | # | Reply

        Since Peirson stayed behind, it’s more likely that Tip removed it.

  8. jdreyfuss
    February 14, 2020, 9:28 am | # | Reply

    All in all, a good choice. Depends on the beverage, though I suppose that’s an independent choice that only affects the holistic outcome, rather than the specific utility of the cupholder itself.

    • Ogden Wernstrom
      February 14, 2020, 11:04 am | # | Reply

      Cupholders are good for melting wicked witches. Stakeholders are way less interesting than I thought.

      • Barbara K
        February 14, 2020, 12:52 pm | # | Reply

        …depends on the Vampire in question.

  9. rylen
    February 14, 2020, 12:18 pm | # | Reply

    I’m thinking Wonderwoman cosplay.

  10. Daibhid C
    February 14, 2020, 1:57 pm | # | Reply

    So wait, is the invisible flying bike inside the invisible helicopter, or is Dr Kirk somehow maintaining a conversation while pedalling alongside?

    • Pygar
      February 14, 2020, 6:39 pm | # | Reply

      Pedaling as fast as Nick flies would be im…probable!
      All these invisible aircraft… hope they don’t run into Wonder Woman!

      • Schismatism
        February 14, 2020, 7:38 pm | # | Reply

        Or, you know, any kind of mil-spec scanning equipment like… er…

        Like Nick.

        I guess that explains a part of the headache. When you know you’re there by virtue of most of your senses, but one of them is unable to see yourself, or if most of you can’t see yourself, that’s gotta introduce some serious cognitive dissonance.

        I can imagine it now:
        Tip Maybe think of yourself kinda not… being there?
        Nick: Yeah? Try and not imagine yourself touching mulberry freaking silk while you’re wearing it.
        Tip: Okay, I think I see your point.
        Sparkle: Would you both shut up already and get us to your stupid giant robot thing?

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